Attn: High school seniors – for $28K, Riff Raff will be your prom date

by | Jan 12, 2015 | MUSIC

In case anyone’s curious – rapper and surprisingly talented tennis player Riff Raff is available for private bookings as your prom date.


In case anyone’s curious – rapper and surprisingly talented tennis player Riff Raff is available for private bookings as your prom date.

According to an Instagram Post, Riff Raff AKA Horst Christian Simco AKA Jody Highroller, will be more than happy to escort you to prom, arrive in a Lamborghini, talk about how awesome you are on social media, get you the best penthouse sweet in town, and provide other unique parts of the full Riff Raff experience.

Details below:

PULL UP TO YOUR PROM iN A LAMBORGHiNi WiTH JODY HiGHROLLER FOR $28,000 MUST BE 18+ BOOKiNG: CLewisGroup@Caa.com

Et bilde publisert av RiFF RaFF JODY HiGHROLLER (@jodyhighroller)

Of course, none of this is free. All you need to do is fork over $28K and he’ll be happy to be the 32-year-old dude at your local prom.

Riff Raff, essentially the real-life version of James Franco’s character in Spring Breakers, has been producing and rapping since 2008. He hit stardom in the last few years and signed on with Diplo’s Mad Decent label in 2012.

Looks like he’ll also be swinging through the Norva at the end of the month, scoop tickets here.

Let it be know he does have an incredibly entertaining Instagram account… and he’s also getting super swole.

Check out one of his recent singles, “TiP TOE WiNG iN MY JAWWDiNZ.”

And here’s some quality instagram vids from him:

NEON iCON OF TENNiS @NeffHeadwear NEW NEON iCON TENNiS MERCH COMiNG SOON

A video posted by RiFF RaFF JODY HiGHROLLER (@jodyhighroller) on

WHAT DO YOU SEE OUT THERE JODY HUSKY, BiG FOOT OR SOMETHiNG ?

A video posted by RiFF RaFF JODY HiGHROLLER (@jodyhighroller) on

BORN TO BE A BALLER

A video posted by RiFF RaFF JODY HiGHROLLER (@jodyhighroller) on

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