Best of RVA missed connections 1/19-1/26

by | Jan 26, 2016 | COMMUNITY, POLITICS

With most Richmonders trapped inside their homes this past week, it gave the city plenty of time to contemplate past loves and lust over the last person they came in contact with.

With most Richmonders trapped inside their homes this past week, it gave the city plenty of time to contemplate past loves and lust over the last person they came in contact with. Here’s this week’s cabin fever-induced missed connections.

Martins mon. evening – m4w (Henrico)

We were in the freezer isle, you needed my help. Anyways I was all cabin fever looking and you were breathtakingly beautiful. I would love to see that smile again. I clean up nice 😉 You probably dont read these but it was worth a shot!

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To the love we missed, the love that died. – m4w

I saved you. When we first met you were a shell of who you are now. I took your insults, your lies, and I gave you love, unconditional love. I loved you for every flaw, every pain I saw behind your green eyes, and mostly for the person I knew you actually were. I helped you see her with each day we spent together. I love you still. I am so happy I could be the one to put you back together, to turn your green eyes brown. I am so sorry that in the end I tried to tear you back down, but elated you were too strong to let me. I gave us everything I had and in the end it was me who needed saving, and now I am left with nothing, a shell of who I use to be with no home to call my own, again. I have to save myself now, again, as I once saved you.
When you think of me, please think of me fondly, and should you only be able to only think of the person I appear as now; look into the mirror and remember how you once appeared to me, and reflect on how I once helped you up, and looked past appearances with love to who you are, and wonder how things could of been if you reached out your hand and loved me as unconditionally as I once loved you. The next time your love needs saving, do everything you can to save them. Otherwise your love will die.

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Snow Removal-West Henrico – m4m

You were out yesterday and today moving snow. We spoke at my door for a moment. Nice guy with a good look. If you need those overworked muscles rubbed down, let me know. I have some skill in that area.

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When we dated – m4w (Henrico)

Three years ago, we were bf and gf. You met some guy who was on his way up the ladder and good-looking and cheated on me. I wasn’t mad, but I was insanely horny. Wore my hand out.
For some reason, it would turn me on to tell you that.
Give it a go.

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Hot guy at Kroger! – m4m (Huguenot Rd)

I was in the Kroger during the snowstorm rush and noticed you working a register! Very cute and great smile. Your name starts with a C and you have an earring! Not sure if you swing in my direction but I sure would like to find out! If interested HMU and let me make you feel good!

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To My Coworker – m4w (Henrico)

I’m positive that you’ll never get this but you smell like candy! It’s intoxicating and lovely. I just wanna put you on a desk or table and lick you all over! My heart flutters when I get to see you. Hopefully I will see you in bright red hair before I leave. I know you’ve been fighting the higher ups to get your color back. BTW, you’re so cute when you have bowties in your hair. OK, I’m done. If you do read this, OK, great. If not, oh well. Lol. I just had to get this out of my system before I go. I just want to kiss you for a long time!

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Jacking off – w4m (Gaskins)

You were driving a blue car with tinted windows….. Your tint isn’t that dark. That light wasn’t long enough either.
……. Yes, this is a real post. No, I don’t want to meet with you. It’s not often one looks over and sees some guy just stroking off; the randomness of it is what got me excited.

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To My Coworker – m4w (Henrico)

I’m positive that you’ll never get this but you smell like candy! It’s intoxicating and lovely. I just wanna put you on a desk or table and lick you all over! My heart flutters when I get to see you. Hopefully I will see you in bright red hair before I leave. I know you’ve been fighting the higher ups to get your color back. BTW, you’re so cute when you have bowties in your hair. OK, I’m done. If you do read this, OK, great. If not, oh well. Lol. I just had to get this out of my system before I go. I just want to kiss you for a long time!

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