Best of RVA missed connections 1/26-2/2

by | Feb 2, 2016 | COMMUNITY, POLITICS

People are still making missed connections out and about in RVA, a lot being automotive related. I guess they are “revving up their engines” for the ever so important Valentine’s Day in a few weeks.

People are still making missed connections out and about in RVA, a lot being automotive related. I guess they are “revving up their engines” for the ever so important Valentine’s Day in a few weeks. Richmonders still have a chance to meet that special someone, or at least holding out that hope on this week’s batch of Craigslist missed connections.

*Special this week: a few reponses to the epic Missed Connections Tinder date. If you missed that post, check that out on our site here.*

uber Michael – m4m

you are such a big hot guy in your Saturn? I think? I don’t recall. But you were ridiculously attractive and charming… I’d totally love to see you out of your car, maybe at my place? Hunk-a hunk-a hunk-a hot handsome sexy man.

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Cute SBF in amazing bedazzled Mickey Mouse shirt at Golden Corral Gaskins Rd – m (Glen Allen)

I complimented your amazing bedazzled Mickey Mouse shirt and headphones as we were waiting for the buffet to clear. I was going for the pot roast but you stopped me dead in my tracks just like seeing a fresh pan of crispy bacon coming out might have.

I would have asked for your number but I think your mother was right there and it could have been awkward even if you had wanted to give it to me, like two people reaching for the mashed potato spoon at once then both of them saying “After you!” Jinks! double jinks! You owe me a Coke! lol!

Anyway, most people would say I’m inappropriately old to even consider taking you out, but you were more beautiful than a brand new pan of that scrumptious banana pudding, you know before that first scoop ruins it’s perfection!

Besides, maybe you have a thing for older white guys who have their shit together and can get away with wearing something other than the boring white cotton shirt I was wearing only because I was coming from meeting a client late on a Friday afternoon.

Anyway, I doubt you’ll ever even see this but if you do, tell me what color your headphones were. I made a comment on them. What I didn’t say is that they are my favorite color!

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To The Terrible Tinder Date Offender – m4w

dude that wrote this rant obviously has serious issues. he calls the guy on the date creepy? I call him creepy for getting so involved in a date he has nothing to do with and then posting about it on CL. I bet he has laid in bed dwelling on this for days. it obviously keeps him up at night. he must be gay and had a massive woody for the guy and was so jelly he had to be all up in his biz. what a looser

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re Terrible Tinder Date you emailed me? – m4w

what a dumb ass. this idiot emails me to say everyone thinks the post was funny and that the guy ” you ” was a “jack ass”. well first off I’m not the guy. I don’t even know where “tinder” is or what it is for that matter. I could careless. the fact that you wrote to my email address speaks volumes to the low caliber of a person you are. if you find joy in reading or writing to put down someone you don’t even know then that speaks volumes about you as a person. then again your the kind of person that hangs out on CL in missed connections so what can I expect. for the record I ended up here because the original posted item was posted on facebook. that’s how I came to read it and how I came to post my reply. I still think it speaks volumes about original poster as well as you. “which truth be known your more likely one in the same”. get a life, focus on your own date, if you can even get one. obviously you have no life.

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snack – w4m (dickies)

i dont ever Do these but wow ypu can sure whip up some nasty beans ! we were in dickey barcbecue And you wooped up the good beans. . . We made eye contacts serveral times that nite hmm maybe a week ago? food was pretty good probably 3 or 4 Stars but GOD D**AMN i got lost in those eyes
please let me know if this was you

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Beautiful dyslexic girl buying an oil filter at Midlo Walmart – m4w (Midlothian Walmart

You asked me to verify that you had the right model number. We hi-fived and you ran off before I could muster the courage to ask you out. Drop me a line if you’re interested in hanging out sometime!

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Chips Ahoy! At Farm Fresh – m4m (Tobacco Row)

You reached for the regular, skin the roof of your mouth, chocolate chip cookies. I reached for the chewy variety at the same time. I breezed past you heading for ice cream and frozen pizza. We made eye contact for a little bit as you were looking for red wine – silently judging each other, mutually assessing the question “does he just have good taste or was he checking me out?” The answer is yes.

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Powhatan Walmart Auto Section – m4m (Powhatan)

We’d Jan 27th. About 4:30pm. U had dark hair, dark clothes. U kind of seemed like u were “looking” for something but I was not sure. I started rubbing my buldge and u seemed like u liked it and kept looking. I would love to play with u on the down low and discretely. Clean d/d free guy here. If u are interested. Let me know what item I was looking at while i was rubbing my crotch and what color my shirt was so I know its u.

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Amy David

Amy David

Amy David was the Web Editor for RVAMag.com from May 2015 until September 2018. She covered craft beer, food, music, art and more. She's been a journalist since 2010 and attended Radford University. She enjoys dogs, beer, tacos, and Bob's Burgers references.




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