Best of RVA Missed Connections 2/16-2/24

by | Feb 24, 2016 | COMMUNITY, POLITICS

This week of craigslist posts are quite direct; I guess Richmonders are sick of beating around the bush… Anyway maybe these posts without euphemisms will get the desperation across better.


This week of craigslist posts are quite direct; I guess Richmonders are sick of beating around the bush… Anyway maybe these posts without euphemisms will get the desperation across better.

Fair warning not much is left to the imagination in this week’s missed connections so be prepared.

Forever

And I’ll forever and always love you. Not sure what you’ve seen or heard but hoping time will tell sweet stories of our love.Have a great day

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Kroger Parking Lot – m4m (Mechanicsville)

You gave me head in the Kroger parking lot. Have been looking for you but never see you around.
Let me know whats up. I want to get together with you at my place or somewhere warm!

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ISO: Chest Hair (Bandito’s)

You were a noisy-mathrock duo of guitar and drums that played at Bandito’s a couple of months ago. I came in late and only saw a couple of songs. What I heard was great, and I want to book your band on an upcoming bill with my band. I meant to approach you after your set, but it was pretty busy that night and I ended up drinking the night away. Anyhow, you guys rocked.

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Cute Trader Joes Biology/Dentistry Major – m4m (Short Pump?

Hey there, hope you see this. You rang me up last evening Friday, 2/12. You were so attractive. Tell me the very awarded musical artists we briefly spoke about so I’ll know that it’s you. Did you end up watching something in Netflix last night? Sucks that American Horror Story is done.
Hope to hear from you would love to give you a bj 😉

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Sexy couple at Arby’s northside – m4m (Brook & Azalea)

Arby’s at Brook and Azalea about 6pm Wednesday night. You two were a very sexy cub couple. It was so hot seeing you guys kiss at the counter. I was at a booth and you definitely had my attention. I really wanted to say hi but couldn’t get the nerve even though we left about the same time. You made my dinner a lot more enjoyable. It would be fun to buy you guys dinner some time and get to know you.

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Hot guy at Campus Learning Center VCU – m4m

Hey dude! You are always in drop in tutoring getting tutored in Math. You are a little older and muscular with blondish hair. You are so damn cute and I fantasize about you honestly. I think you are in a relationship with a girl….but hey I thought maybe you would check this page. We’ve talked a bit. We talked about the gym:) Your voice is super sexy!

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Beautiful greeter at Chili’s today at lunch – m4w (Chili’s on Jeff Davis)

Was at Chili’s today around noon with my daughter and kids for lunch . You were escorting people to their seats and cleaning tables off . You wore glasses,dark hair ,kinda thick build with some nice tight jeans on . Wanted to tell you there”but was kinda afraid to because of the age difference ,didn’t know how you would act or accept it “as I couldn’t help but check you out everytime you walked by. So thought I would try this way and hopefully you would see and read it . Wanted to tell you and I say it respectfully that from head to toe you are the sexiest ,most beautiful woman I have ever seen in my entire life. You have a beautiful face and a killer body! Seeing you makes me wish I was younger again so I could try to win you over and be by your side for a lifetime .Thank you

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Quality Books Sunday – m4m
You arrived about 6:15, I was talking at counter. I think we’ve met before. We’re both white.

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Amy David was the Web Editor for RVAMag.com from May 2015 until September 2018. She covered craft beer, food, music, art and more. She's been a journalist since 2010 and attended Radford University. She enjoys dogs, beer, tacos, and Bob's Burgers references.




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