Best of RVA Missed Connections 3/8-3/15

by | Mar 16, 2016 | COMMUNITY, POLITICS

It’s almost St .Patrick’s day and the people of RVA are trying to get lucky.

It’s almost St .Patrick’s day and the people of RVA are trying to get lucky. Maybe they might have a chance at someone’s pot of gold if the one they long for responds to their post on this week’s batch of missed connections.

we “danced” at wal mart today – m4w (forest ave)

You were with I’m assuming a friend, you are the taller friend, but we had to “dance” around the bread guy. Then we saw each other again by the milk, then I believe two other places in the store. I’d like a chance to talk. Make the subject of your reply the color of my shirt so I know its you. I know it’s a long shot but I believe you may have been hoping for a moment too.

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White Guy Drying Off at Petersburg YMCA Lockerroom – m4m (Petersburg YMCA)

You are a white guy really dark hair, you were drying off today and I walked passed you to go pee in the urinal. After I pissed, I walked pass you again and you were just standing there with your phat, bubble butt ass hanging out. It seems like you did that it on purpose, like you wanted me to see.If you suspect who I am, reply back asap.

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Lab infatuation (work together) – m4w (richmond)

Well I didnt feel this way about you initially but over time I’ve started to notice you more and more. Your quiet, mind your own and are very smart. I dont know if you are seeing someone which is the only reason I’m hesitant in approaching you. If you give me a clue wether you are or not I will make a move.

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Cone of Silence – m4w

I have never done this, but what the he**. . .. You never know.
You have known my “Lil” fetish for a while now and love to work it in a “covert” way until it drives me nutz. I know it’s a weird situation but I’m open to discretely expanding on this within boundaries of course, which I think you are too! We both need and appreciate the excitement. If by chance you pick this up, reply with letters of my nickname in the subject line and tell me the favorite present I got you for Christmas, so I know it is you.

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KFC Candy – m4w (Mechanicsville)

Saw you at the KFC and wondering if you were interested in meeting up. You were very friendly and we chatted a bit before parting ways. If you can remember what you gave me and you said keep it between us…Please HMU. Put in the title what you gave me so I know that you are not spam. Hope to hear from you

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Rocket Cloud Mam – m4w (Shamrock Pub)

Left on a rocket, from Miami beach. Flew 60,000 feet, saw you lookin’ like Nikki -Double D, and increase to 88,000 feet. Now descending, no train, no plane. Just fallin’ down to a town, goin’ down, goin’ down. I’ve landed down at the Rock-town… I can still see dem double d’s.

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The gorgeous tatted and pierced woman that asked to ride my bike – m4w (Near Shockoe Bottom)

You were in the back seat of a white sedan. I was riding a black and silver sport bike. I blew you a kiss then sped off. At the next light, you asked if you could ride my bike, then later asked for my number. I gave you an old business card. I didn’t check to see if it was my current number before giving it to you. I rode all around Shockoe Bottom looking for you, but I couldn’t find you. I haven’t heard from you, so I’m wondering if my card had an old number. I’d love to catch up with you again, and I’d definitely like to know your name. If you’re reading this, email me and I’ll give you my real number!

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Chesterfield Police Officer – m4m (Chippenham ER)

It was about 12:30am, Fri night/Sat AM, you were at Triage with a young guy in handcuffs, I was waiting to be taken back. You, Sir, are sexy AF. I’m pretty sure you caught me staring at you- Didn’t mean to be creepy, it was just hard to look away. would love to see you again.

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Amy David

Amy David

Amy David was the Web Editor for RVAMag.com from May 2015 until September 2018. She covered craft beer, food, music, art and more. She's been a journalist since 2010 and attended Radford University. She enjoys dogs, beer, tacos, and Bob's Burgers references.




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