This isn’t a new column (unless my editor is really into it, we work as a socialist democracy) but just 2 entertaining people who I follow on twitter.
This isn’t a new column (unless my editor is really into it, we work as a socialist democracy) but just 2 entertaining people who I follow on twitter. Almost every cultural event on television pulls a funny quote from one of these 2 jokesters. So here is a little snippet of both, pick your poison and have a great Friday!
@GIAVOS
Say what you want about globalwarming but the fact is Smash Mouth warned us back in '99: "The waters getting warm so you might as well swim"
— Constantine Giavos (@GIAVOS) September 24, 2013
Hey guys should I be Jonah Hill for Halloween? All I would have to do is eat about 8 more cheeseburgers and wear Band of Outsiders.
— Constantine Giavos (@GIAVOS) September 3, 2013
Just like we've become desensitized to sex… I can't get off to magazines anymore- I used to look at Maxim & get a boner- now? Nope.
— Constantine Giavos (@GIAVOS) September 16, 2013
Every dude at Northern Grade was dressed like a Confederate soldier.
— Constantine Giavos (@GIAVOS) September 22, 2013
If you're going to see Sigur Ros tonight, bring a pillow.
— Constantine Giavos (@GIAVOS) September 23, 2013
I'm going to open a massage place called My Neck, My Back.
— Constantine Giavos (@GIAVOS) August 16, 2013
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@CAFEDARKNESS
RIP Ariel Castro-said not one person
— Cafe Darkness (@cafedarkness) September 4, 2013
I like to start new jobs and my period simultaneously!
— Cafe Darkness (@cafedarkness) September 5, 2013
Dumfries and Manasses are stupid names of stupid places. #Stupid #OldYellerMe
— Cafe Darkness (@cafedarkness) September 6, 2013
I have almost made it a full work week being gainfully employed and haven’t spontaneously combusted! Praise be to Lady Gaga!
— Cafe Darkness (@cafedarkness) September 12, 2013
“Sexist guys are so fucking hot” – said no woman ever
— Cafe Darkness (@cafedarkness) September 13, 2013
“Lettuce makes me horny.”
— Cafe Darkness (@cafedarkness) September 21, 2013
