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Best Of VA Missed Connections May 15 – May 21

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May is heating up, and once again we find ourselves with a bumper crop of Missed Connections. The indubitable star this week is a middle-aged dad who’s out there living that American Beauty life — and not in a good way. But the rest of you who are getting out there and meeting people with no connection to your immediate family… don’t get us wrong, you’re still hella entertaining too!

Like the young lady who is using the Missed Connections to try to get someone to buy her a video game. I’ve heard of using Tinder to get someone to send you a pizza, but this is a new one. Also, speaking as a book nerd myself, it’s tough not to root for anyone who flirts with girls in vintage dresses by talking about L. Frank Baum. I also can’t help but appreciate the open-mindedness of someone who is willing to make a Missed Connection for a person whose gender they weren’t sure of.

Finally, a big shoutout to the big-box home improvement stores out here trying to take Wawa’s crown as meetup spot of choice. Must be a spring thing.

Get out there, Virginia.

My daughter’s roommate

Since I know that I most likely won’t run into my missed connection on here, I thought I’d at least put it out there. It’s probably about as close as I’ll get to the real thing.

In reality, my daughter has a friend that comes over from time to time. Maybe once a month, maybe once a week. They hang out from time to time, and when she comes over, she makes little flirty jokes. When I tell my cheesy “dad” jokes, she laughs. I want to pull her aside so bad, but I know I can’t. I know that either a. I’m reading too far into her flirty behavior, or b. if she told my daughter, all hell would break loose.

So since I’ll most likely never run into my daughter’s friend in real life, why not put it out there? If you like dad types and have a similar interest, let’s chat.

Bygones (Cary Town)

I saw you for the first time behind the counter today when I came in. You had a maroon 40’s style dress on, and we were talking about L. Frank Baum and old books and movies. If you see this and remember and maybe want to go out sometime I’d love to take you out. Couldn’t get you out of my head the rest of the day…

The guy who complimented my toes (Wawa brook rd)

We were in the line at Wawa and you told me you like my sandals and polish. You were cute, let’s hangout and I’ll let you rub them. Mention what color my polish was so I know it’s you and tell me a little about yourself.

See you on Grove Ave. in the Fan

I see you on Grove Ave. between Blvd. and Meadow-ish (idk the streets exactly, it’s in the Fan) around 10:30a most mornings. You must work at a daycare center because you are always pushing a car-cart with a bunch of cute preschoolers. You’re tall, tan, and absolutely gorgeous.

You never look at me, I’m always riding my bike. I first noticed the kids, I love kids. But one day I noticed you. If you see this, look for a guy wearing spandex haha. I hope we can connect one day.

I see you all over the place in Hanover (Hanover)

I see you out from time to time at places like the grocery store, the home improvement store, gas station all right near my house in Hanover so I guess maybe we must live close to each other. You’re somewhere in your mid-50s, incredibly handsome, beefy/stocky build and always well dressed and well put together. I’ve always admired you from afar as I am shy as it is and you’re handsome look intimidate me although I am considered attractive as well. I’m sure you wouldn’t ever be on here looking at these ads but I feel like I should put this out here in case you’ve also noticed we keep crossing paths.

TRAVIS (FOOD LION) (1100 COURT HOUSE RD)

TRAVIS,

YOU CASHED ME OUT TODAY ABOUT 340 PM IN LANE ONE, THIS IS NOT THE FIRST TIME WE HAVE TALKED, I HAVE TO SAY I THINK YOUR CUTE AS HELL!!!

TOM T. ( DRIVER MARCO’S ) (MIDLOTHIAN)

TOM,

YOU DELIVERED MY PIZZA, WINGS AND SODA LAST NIGHT, YOU MADE A COMMENT ABOUT MY DOG THAT I THOUGHT WAS NICE, YOU SEEM REALLY COOL AND I THOUGHT YOU WERE GOOD LOOKING GUY, IF YOU WOULD LIKE TO TALK HIT ME UP

Cute Guy at Stony Point (Richmond, VA)

Met the cutest guy today near Stony Point while I was out shopping solo. Had the cutest smile and was so nice. Not sure what cologne he was wearing but when he walked up behind me that was the first thing I noticed. We talked about Richmond, where he went to school while waiting for our coffee. They got my order wrong and he suggested something else and it was good. He then commented on my smile and I swear, I almost died. I wish I would have been brave enough to ask him for his number but I was so scared (cause I’ve never approached white men in my life :(). And I rarely know any white guys that are into black women – well, at least not the type I am attracted to like him – kinda WASPy, preppy, but down to earth. I know he mentioned he worked downtown. Had so many thoughts running through my head as I got on the Amtrak back to D.C. Damn. Hope I cross paths with him again. Ugh. Gorgeous.

Upset gamer chic 🙁 (Carrollton)

I am a gamer chic and I want to get the new Zelda for Nintendo switch. My m0m will not get it for me and I am not waiting any longer. U must be cool and nice. I am in the Carrollton area. Hit me up 🙂

Beautiful girl hiking up humpback rock, I was hopping down the rocks (Humpback Rock Trail)

You were a beautiful darker girl hiking up humpback rock trail with a friend, I was hiking down, but more like hopping down from rock to rock. You stopped and watched me pass with a big smile on your face. I wanted to stop and say hi, but my momentum kept me going downhill.

If you’d be interested, we could meet up for lunch sometime or go on a hike somewhere with friends?

Walmart short pump

You were in a blue mini in the back seat with a couple friends, I was parked next to you in an SUV. I should have said something to you. What did you do that made me smirk?

Dahlgren Walmart (Dahlgren)

It was about 1:30pm this past Wednesday when you passed by me. Tall blond in a skirt a d not sure if you were a female or male. I am very interested.

Lowe’s Broad St

You were sitting in the car next to me and noticed I was struggling to push my car in Lowe’s parking lot. You offered to help. You pushed my car and explained to how to jump it. It worked! You were wearing an orange shirt. Let me get you a drink to thank you.

Lowe’s Mechanicsville (Rt 360)

You were helping load plants and mulch. Bulging muscles and nice hair. A hot black man. I would be interested in getting to know you better.

Lowes returns (Short pump)

We just chatted in line would love to buy you a drink 🙂

Home Depot Lady (West Broad)

You helped me get what I was looking for . You are smart and cute and know your way around

let me buy you a cold one and show you how much I liked what I saw.HMU and tell me what you helped me find so I’ll know it’s you. SO CUTE

low key Reg. guy exchange at Home Depot (Car Mia Way)

We pretty much had a bromance right there on aisle 7 lol. You like my sneakers (lime green soccer shoes) and we got in a conversation about running/working out at the Planet fitness on Robious & both purchasing fixer uppers and doing some of the work ourselves but not trying to spend all summer doing it. You walked over and we both grabbed a push mower too.

You seemed like you were trying to find out how to take it further but man I was just in the “I aint trying to vibe with no dude” head space. I should have just holler’d at you man. I don’t really have any other outlet to run across dudes I may be interested in. Just not interested in dudes whose sexuality sexuality is a thing. Just too much for me. Too, not too many seem to be interested in vibing and building. I am.

Thought I may run across you at the gym but haven’t. If you see this shoot me a message bruh. Lets grab some sushi at the spot we mentioned or meet up at the park for a workout! I keep my rope and weight in the car lol.

Attractive Blonde at the Boathouse (Midlothian)

You took a picture of me and my Marine buddy out on the deck of the Boathouse. I joked you had a gift for photography. I wish I could have chatted with you some more.

Y in Chester- We Locked Eyes For A Moment (Chester)

We were both at the Y from nine forty five until appx. ten forty five on Tues, April 30th. You had your daughter with you and I had my baby with me…we both dropped our kids off in the childcare center. We kept crossing each others paths ( even parked close to eachother ) and had a moment where we were crossing paths in the hallway and locked eyes. If it’s you, tell me the kind of car you were driving.

If my brain could slap my heart

interesting you want someone to show you love, but all you do is push people away.

Christina I miss… (Richmond)

Just talking to you, our great conversation. Your big boobs hanging out.

I just miss you. Let’s get back together.

J

Older man with wife at the park (Richmond)

I was sitting in my truck just enjoying myself. You and your wife were there for a walk. Im pretty sure you knew what I was doing. Is that why you lingered so long before going on your walk? I did enjoy the view and I did finish just so you know. Wanna get yours?

Tits out (Pump house park)

I miss seeing that woman at the park who wore the low cut top, your tits would fall out and you did not care. Just kept walking like it were nothing.

Best of VA Missed Connections May 8 – May 14

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Here we go with another spring edition of Missed Connections, in which we can plainly see that when the winter clothes went back into the closet, the tattoos went out on display once again. Based on this week’s crop it seems like almost everyone in Richmond has tattoos… but then again, if you’ve lived here for more than a week, you already knew that.

We’ve got a lot more for you besides tattoos this week, though. Wawa continues to be the champion meet-up spot — seriously, not a week goes by without a Wawa Missed Connection. But this month, we’ve also got a bunch of Walmart shoppers up in here; guess people are pinching their pennies so they can afford summer vacations.

Honorable mention must go to the person out there who’s trying to hit on a first responder who arrived on the scene when they wrecked their car. We support it! Just don’t think you’re gonna slide references to strippers past us by referring to the street their workplace is located on. We’ve got google over here, y’all. We see you.

Finally, a shout out to the Barbers Of Cville ultimate frisbee team — the RVA Mag staff wants you all to know that we too can appreciate some opera puns.

Keep ’em coming, Virginia.

Babes (Babes)

You were wearing a Bird of Paradise shirt (old navy little boy section you said) and I showed you my tattoo that matched. Long shot but you were adorable and I’d like to get to know you.

The connections I miss (Chesterfield)

I miss the days when I could skim through CL and find ladies looking to make new friends.

Pretty lady with chest tattoo (Walmart on Hull near 288)

I was walking into the garden section of Walmart yesterday and you were looking at plants (I think). You were very pretty and had a tattoo showing from your shirt on your chest. I just wanted to tell you that you are a hottie and you made me smile when you said hi.

The gorgeous blonde in the yellow Pathfinder (Richmond 95 South)

I was the guy doing wheelies for you and your friends a few weeks ago. I like your smile and reaction. Come riding with me sometime and we’ll grab dinner.

Lidl Market on Sunday (23228)

You were at the Staples Mill Lidl Market on Sunday, about 11am. We were both shopping the same aisle, but I didnt notice you until you walked away. You’re a good-looking guy with dark hair and tats. I hope to see you there again.

Christine dfw-ric yesterday (Richmond Airport)

You made me feel special yesterday. The few minutes with you made my day, and I was sad when it came to part ways—thank you lovely aviation underwriting lady!

Coxcomb red…

I still love you…even if your eyes are viper black…😏

Bdubs mechicsville (Mechanicsville)

Meredith, you were my server a buffalo wild wings tonight. I’m not going to hit on a woman at work but wanted you to know you’re gorgeous. You’ll probably never see this but I had to put it out into the universe.

Walgreens Plank Rd (Fredericksburg)

You probably won’t see this, but we had a brief conversation in the card isle when you needed help picking out a mother’s day card. You were a shorter girl, but I thought you were kinda cute and hoped to at least get your name!

You work on labrooke concorse (Richmond, VA)

You’re beautiful and I was so drawn to you. You probably get this a lot but I really felt something. If it’s you tell me what I was wearing.

We met somewhere around Fburg (Fredericksburg)

You were a beautiful woman over 35 with a stunning smile and we had a wonderful conversation about giving up dating men and only dating women. I’m the buxom woman with long, red hair. I’d love to take this lovely woman out….find me?

Handsome older wm cashier at Walmart on shiela ln (Richmond Virginia)

Hey i was in Walmart on shiela lane lastnight i had to return something and you were my cashier. You were a older gentleman maybe upper 40s 😊 bald wm. With a beard. As was i. But im 24…I thought you were kind of sweet and cute. I was wondering if youd like to meet up or something lol. I wanted to like say something but there was someone in line behind me. If you remember me tell me what i was returning or if you remember the tattoo I have .

You responded to my accident (Hazel run bridge)

You were the officer that responded to my accident. Not sure you will see this. I hope you do. You are a very handsome man. Would like to chat.

Staples Mill WAWA

You bought my Gatorade…. should’ve asked for your number

Beach with friends

Met you and your friends this morning while I was walking my dog I regret not talking to you more. Let me if you want to talk more. What was my dogs name?

Wicked J (Chester/Hopewell)

You are a ginger and was wearing a red shirt today. Your license plate says Wicked J. You are absolutely beautiful. Would like to get to know more about you

You brought music back into my life (newport news)

When I was down, you were there. I didn’t think I would feel comfortable enough to tell anyone about my life and demons. You sent me music to share yourself, you are my angel. Thank you for everything, I hope to see you again, “If it’s meant to be it will be”

Wegmans

We chatted about Beyond meat. You were wearing a Barbers of Cville jersey. You made a comment about the opera puns your team makes and I’d like to hear more.

I was too nervous to ask for your number in the middle of Wegmans but if you see this and you’re interested, message me.

Girl at iration (Norva)

You started to talk to me about my shirt. We hit it off instantly because we both were into jam bands. We talked about your upcoming shows. Hopefully I will see you at bristow. But honestly it would be nice to see you again before that day. Wondering if your single? Reply with what was on my shirt.

Best of VA Missed Connections May 1 – May 7

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Welcome to this week’s Missed Connections, where love is in the air and the creeps come out of their caves. Whether you’re farting on your coworkers or drawn to them like magnets, rest assured you’ll find a match (or please light one, if you’re the former).

From falling for patients who fell on hospital floors, to strangers at bars in Carytown, “hardware watchers” at hardware stores, and our fair share of feet-lovers, Virginians are looking for love wherever they can find it — and they’re not holding back, though sometimes we wish they would.

If the amount of Lowe’s-related Missed Connections is any indication, there are a lot of us taking advantage of the warm spring weather to start on home improvement projects. [By the way, there’s a Lowe’s in Ruckersville now? I really have been gone a long time. –WMHS-alumna ed.] Enjoy working on your deck, but don’t let the old country tapes you play on that ancient boombox you dragged out of the attic get you down.

And please — don’t look up the bottoms of girls bending over in their cars. We promise, they’re not into that.

Dive in, Virginia!

You smelled me (VCU)

We work together and I snarted (sneezed+farted). I honestly couldn’t help myself. All this pollen! I tried ever so hard to keep my raging flatus inside but the force of my sneeze had a lot of power. Anywho, the absolute horror that came over me when I smelt what had to have been the utmost worst most nauseating smell! I can’t even believe that came out of me! It was like something you’d expect from a Clydesdale.

But you just looked at me and smiled. Your smile is amazing. And if you can get past my fart smell and overlook that pure moment of hell on earth, and still smile at me, I want you so bad! I love how you played it off as if it was the floor making the noise as well. We both know that came from my anal sphincter cannon. Any woman who can sniff my riff and come out alive & smiling-and even joke about to boot! Winner winner chicken dinner!

Please I hope you’re reading this right now! Tell me where we work, and what I was wearing. 😘

Gorgeous Male On Hospital Floor

You were walking around and wearing a hospital gown. You, longish dark hair, medium build, tall, wish I had gotten your attention but you never looked my way. You are one handsome devil. Can I be your Doctor?. I could make you feel so much better. Please give me a chance. You won’t be sorry.

When Somebody Loves You (Chester)

When your heart is all alone every second
Seems so long
When it’s just you, you can’t see through
Those ol’ clouds that rain so blue
But when somebody loves you
There’s nothing you can’t do
When somebody loves you
It’s easy to get through
When somebody loves you
The way I love you
When it’s late, the sun hangs low
By yourself, nowhere to go
Sing a song, you dance alone
Play solitaire and stare at the phone
But when somebody loves you
There’s nothing you can’t do
When somebody loves you
It’s easy to get through
When somebody loves you
The way I love you
So let’s put aside our foolish pride
And let our hearts say hello
We both agree we’re just no good
At bein’ on our own
Cause when somebody loves you
There’s nothing you can’t do
When somebody loves you
It’s easy to get through
When somebody loves you
The way I love you
The way I love you
The way I love you
Songwriters: Alan Eugene Jackson

Met at a bar in the fan (The fan)

We talked for a bit, you had just moved here from DC and sat next to me, you were beautiful and articulate and you definitely have my interest. I hope you see this, message me your name (it started with an N) and the bar we met at. I hope I see you again

Brandon (PF Changes)

You were working our table last night and a waitress tried to take our table. You are so hot with a great smile. You asked a couple of times if we wanted anything else, but I couldn’t find you on the menu. Doubt you ever see this, but I’d love to show you a good time.

Steven at Can Can (23227)

Im sure youll never see this, but you were my server today. So nice, great smile, funny, and handsome. Ill be back soon:)

The Girl I Work With (Chesterfield)

You’re funny, smart, driven and beautiful. I feel a magnetism between us whenever I’m near you and I’m pretty sure you feel it too. Tell me what we talked about today.

Hot Holly (Fan)

I realize there is no chance you would see this but figured I would put this out into the universe.

I just wanted to put it out there how amazing you were and how much I miss our time together even though it didn’t work out. We just had such great physical chemistry. Maybe I was afraid of you being older or maybe I was just too much of a pussy to put you above my social circle st the time. Regardless I just want you to know how amazing you are and let you know you still cross my mind all the time.

I used to call you hot holly and you have a birthday on a holiday.

If this is you tell me where we met or you major at Vcu.

Maybe you’ll see this out there!

Powdered Catfish Dorsal Fin – LOL (A brewery)

You – Radford Alumna attended in the early 90’s

Your guy friend – crazy as hell talking about powdered dorsal fins in China.

Hit me up I like your style. Respond with your friends last name since I dont know yours 🙂

Vet Tech (Pump Road)

I came in to inquire about care for my dogs since I just moved to the area. You were extremely helpful and gorgeous with your sleeve and piercing. I can’t wait to make an appointment just to see you again. Unless we can make that happen sooner with a beverage?

Respond with your first name if you remember me.

spiegler family

looking for those with connections to the spiegler family with the two hot college daughters

Bayhill court (Chesterfield)

Afternoon. I highly doubt a lady of your kind would read these but who knows. You have some new neighbors and while delivering something to them you gave me quite the show while searching for something in your car. Amazing legs and the view made my day. I’d love to chat as I’m sure your not getting the attention you deserve. What were you searching for in your car?

Lowe’s Laburnum (Henrico)

I saw you going in as I was leaving today. You have blonde hair and wearing dark sweats.

Very cute guy.

Older man lowes (Colonial heights Area)

I saw you in the lumber section at Lowe’s Prince George. Probably in your 50’s brown hair blue jeans, solid black shirt. Nice bulge wish I knew if you was into guys cause I would of loved to investigate that bulge.

Lowe’s return desk (Ruckersville)

We were both returning something. You made a comment to me. I thought you were cute 🙂 Sadly, I’m married. But still wouldn’t mind knowing you

Norfolk lowes lunch time today (norfolk)

Today at or around 12 pm lunch time u were parked one space over. I was having a quick 20min lunch in my car we both looked over at each other a few times I thank u wanted me to watch u but u were lad back low in car did see something in u r mirror that I liked!!!!!

If u see this? put in the color of my car and model in title line so I know it is you also tell me what st tags u had on ur car thanks

ps u had me very worked up seeing u in ur mirror wow let talk let meet

Those Heels (Short Pump Mall)

While at the mall Friday watching live music I could not help but continue to glance at your sexy heels and your beautiful feet. You caught me more than once and had a sly smile several times .

Love to see more of you.

Tell me the color of your polish or better yet and a pic of those heels.

Real and no drama here.

K

Flip Flops (Richmond)

You gave me flip flops and didn’t say good bye or give me your information . Said I was your son and I looked like I was going to shit a brick. Safe to say we can all use our names now.

In My Opinion It Was Meant To Be.. (Charlottesville Walmart)

I bumped into your cart accidently.. well I said I did lol from there we chatted briefly in reference to life long companionship.

You were a caramel complexion smaller plus sized woman who had been through relationships with infedelity, had never married but said you were definitely ready.

I would never ask a woman her age but I’m guessing you were between 45 and 50.

We never got to point where we exchanged numbers, me being a true gentleman I never want to come off as being too pushy.

You said you barely visted the store and neither do I so I looked at our meeting as more than coincidental.

Just wondering if you remember me hope you see this..

Peircing Eyes in the pacifica beer line (friday cheers)

You kept look looking through my soul almost all 45 minutes of that beer queue. Brown hair, blue shirt, green eyes. Wish I would have fought through that massive crowd to ask for your number.

I was the sweaty guy with the stupid jacket xD

NAPA om Southlake Blvd today. May 4 about noon (Southlake Blvd/Midlo Tpk)

You were at NAPA with an electrical issue; very attractive,tallish, dark haired girl, jeans and sandals driving, I think, a 4th gen Mustang. another customer sent you to another store to fix your problem. I thought you were outstanding. Being somewhat reserved, I did not make any attempt to offer assistance…big, I think, mistake. If you would be interested in speaking further (I would), please respond with the color of your car and to where you were referred. I realize this a long shot, but nothing ventured, nothing gained.

Birthday suit, still around? (Chesterfield)

We actually emailed a few times on New Years Eve then all went silent. I am enjoying the day and all of a sudden this popped back in my head.

Doubt you will see this but in case you do and want to talk reply back.

Woman at Gayton Crossing (Parking Lot)

I was making my way through the parking lot, just hanging out…. We made eye contact, and you smiled when you saw me as I drove by. I wasn’t embarrassed. I would have parked and shown more, but there was too much traffic. You were gone when I circled around again. How about another parking lot show?

T Rex on St Paddy’s day (Charlottesville)

You were in that T Rex costume with the girl on the mall. I just want to thank you for the rad picture, you!

Hot Marine at Chipotle – Sunday lunch (Rt. 17 – Warrenton Rd.)

You were the hot Marine (I assume) in line behind me ordering, then you sat behind me to eat. You are BUILT! You had on baseball cap, shorts and sports nutrition t-shirt.

I was cleancut guy in shorts and deck shoes.

Would like to see you pose or more without shirt, to see those massive biceps!

MPDG seeks MPDB so that we can just be Dream People instead(Charlottesville)

Can you answer “yes” to all or most of the following?

Do you read? Do you think about what you read? I specifically told the agency I wanted someone who thinks about what he reads.

Do you write things? Do you suspect that they might be good things?

Are your mixtapes masterpieces, if a little heavy on twee pop and the 80s new wave?

Do you have a favorite member of the Watchmen, and is it Rorschach?

Have you ever felt like J. Alfred Prufrock was a little too relatable?

Can you help me to understand why I seem to be finding Jin from Samurai Champloo so devastatingly hot right now? Because honestly I don’t understand it myself.

Are you willing to pretend for at least 5 minutes that my collection of vintage postcards and erotica is super interesting?

Will you tolerate me gushing about literary theory every once in awhile if I promise not to go on too long?

Because if you can, you are the connection I’m missing.

Scrub pants and blonde hair (Chesterfield town center)

Hey so. U had green scrub type pants and a blonde braid. U came into Barnes and Noble then I saw u also as u came out of another store. U looked so familiar and I don’t know if I’ve seen u somewhere before. I wanted to find out how I may know u but didn’t wanna creep u out. I doubt u will ever read this as I never really read these. I’m sure ur taken. Just wanted to let u know ur gorgeous and I would love to get to know u. If u think this is u tell me what store u went into after Barnes and Noble.

Hot Redhead Neighbor.

I notice, you are home with your kids, most days. I have to say, you are Absolutely Gorgeous. If you are as intrigued as I am, don’t be shy. I smoke weed, too. I asked if you liked your new mattress.

Red head with little boy (Buffalo Wild Wings Virginia beach)

I saw you at Buffalo Wild Wings sitting with that man who was not paying any attention to you May 4th at 530 pm. I would have listened to you forever and your son

Best of VA Missed Connections April 24 – April 30

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The weather’s getting warm, and it’s finally time to break out the tie-dyed t-shirts, shorts, and flip-flops — and then head for the Missed Connections to shout out all the hotties you’re too shy to talk to. We here at RVA Mag totally know your pain on that score, but a word of advice — try not to lead with your fixation on people’s toes. Tends to end the conversation a bit early.

But seriously, we’ve got all kinds in this week’s MCs, from a rhymin’-Simon tryout with a groaner of an ending to a Dwight Yoakam lookalike from 20 years ago who we imagine can’t possibly be any more bald now. There are also people using lines that sound like rejected Limp Bizkit album titles (who knows, maybe it’ll work) and even a Missed Connection from last week’s tractor pull! Once the dragstrip Missed Connections start showing up, my life will be complete.

Drive it home, Virginia.

Foot Rest (Rva)

You’re a beautiful girl that used to make me paint your toes and would rest your feet on my face. You made me make it worth your time. I want to do this again.

Blonde smoking Outside Hunan (Staples Mill Plaza)

I’ve seen you outside on my way out of the sub shop, I think you’ve seen me.. but I seem to miss the opportunity to strike up a conversation. I’m tall with an athletic build. I’d love to officially meet you..Respond with your favorite type of footwear so I know it’s you.

Tie-dye

WalMart, Blackstone, wearing shorts and a tie-dye top. You are the most beautiful woman I have seen in a long time! You made my mind and heart do flips! The odds of you ever seeing this are so slim but I just had to put it out there. This is a first for me.

Nice meeting you (Richmond, VA)

I’m pretty sure I made a fool of myself but you (in all white) had me stumbling over all of my words and thought and memories. Maybe we’ll see each other soon and I won’t be such a dork.

Babes ( CaryTown ) (Richmond, va)

Really enjoyed dancing with you and you’re friend sandwich last night, that was fantastic fun ! You: in a sundress with a beer and you’re partner in glasses and a short polkadot dress. Me: the girl in a pleated skirt with a golden pineapple necklace. Lets get together and do some more twerking one-on-one…you can bring her too…

Beautiful girl (Powhatan antique power show)

You were just as pretty as a country girl comes! If I could take a 1000 things and traits and mold the perfect young lady, I believe you would be it. You brightened my day by just being there and knowing girls like you are out there.

A Tragic Tale (Hampton)

A missed connection did take place, although I’ve never seen your face. I’ve seen you in the park, the mall and possibly more, maybe even the grocery store! You were wearing this and I was wearing that, maybe one of us had on a hat. We made a comment about a song or maybe that the line’s too long. We exchanged glances and flirty looks, our eyes told of fantasies as if we were books. It felt so good to be on the brink, full of excitement, unable to think. I was dreaming when all of this happened, that is the cycle that I am trapped in. I know it’s a dream, I know it’s a trick, I just wish someone would grab my …. Hand.

alum spring park swings (Fredericksburg VA)

We met and talked a bit near the swings you were swinging your nephew and I was swinging my youngest daughter both three. We exchanged names (Justin and Emily) but I didn’t ask for your number :/

Waitress at Silver Diner (Innsbrook)

Hillary, I came in around 10:30am, sat at counter, commented on your headband. Don’t know what your situation is, but would love to chat more and see you with your hair down.

Girl at Diversity (Richmond)

Sorry i didn’t try to talk to you. Blonde hair, glasses with a blanket?

Service Tech at Ford dealer On Midlo Tnpk (Midlothian Tnpk)

You were good looking mechanic at Ford dealer today, spoke to me and gave me a lingering smile when I checked out, felt like a good connection. Would like to talk to you. Your name starts with a “J”. If you see this hit me up.

You were mature and mannerable (N. Chesterfield)

You made me grin when you said that would love to drive your Choo-Choo into the chocolate caboose. You were so bold with it but I was too shy to reply. Wish I had given you the digits. m4m

Dr. J. Sciullo (hull st)

I JUST WANTED TO SAY YOUR A GREAT EYE DOCTOR, WAS THERE THE OTHER DAY FOR THE FIRST TIME HAD TO HAVE A EYE TEST AND GET NEW GLASSES , THANK YOU AGAIN IF I CAN EVER DO ANYTHING FOR YOU JUST SAY SO

Amy from near mechanicsville late Nineties (mechanicsville)

looking for Amy we dated briefly back in late Nineties Short girl, long frizzy curly blonde hair (if i recall)

we met out in mechanicsville at the country bar, not Midway the 1 further past it. i wore a white cowboy hat, and tore up the dance floor, lol

your BF got pissed and left you there cause you were checking me out (nickname he called me was Dwight Yoakam)

you worked for a chain of tanning salons that were family related?

you also had a daughter i think? and drove a nineteen ninety five/four eclipse? what color was it?

I also would come to the tanning salon on saturday nights to strip and wax the tile floors

Also you would be late Thirties to mid forties? now

Aldi (Forest Hill Ave)

I managed to start but not finish a conversation with you at the checkout line tonight. You had a blue reusable bag and a blue car. If you think this might be you, send me a message with the type of fruit we discussed.

(Universe, do your thing… 🙂

Mary Beth in blue car at the park (West End park)

It’s a long shot. On March 11 you were at a park. As was I. We had a nice conversation. I told you I came to the park every day for lunch. You said you would come back. You may have…i was hospitalized that night and missed the repeat conversation I had hoped for. You were retired from the phone company. I am 55. Hope to see you at Springfield Park again soon…

Best of VA Missed Connections April 17 – April 23

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It’s the Tuesday after Easter, and you know what that means! That’s right, the leftover Easter candy is half off at the grocery store. Also, spring has fully sprung, and the lovely Easter weather has apparently set hearts around the Commonwealth aflutter — at least if this week’s Missed Connections are any indication.

It seems everyone is hitting the gym, trying to get in shape for wearing a lot less clothing in the near future. It’s not going unnoticed, either — lots of gym flirts in this week’s selection. Though, guys, let me tell you, no matter how much you love your workouts and sincerely intend it as a compliment, telling a girl she has huge calves is… maybe not the best way to word it? Tell her she has great legs. We all love hearing that.

When all else fails, Virginia, just smile. This week’s Missed Connections are proof that it works for a lot of people.

Easter in Church Hill

You stopped me and complimented my flowers… I thanked you and asked if you’d like one, but you declined because of the remaining length of your walk. I wish we could have talked more but we both had places to be. I know this is a long shot, but…. 🙂

Green Jumper on Easter (Carytown Kroger)

I think I probably blushed. I was browsing in the coffee aisle, and when I saw you my breath caught and I stepped back to let you pass. You smiled at me, and I managed to rasp “Hi.”

It was about 1 on Easter Sunday, I was wearing a bright gingham shirt and khaki pants. You were in the green jumper and radiant.

I made another circuit of the store and then lingered up front, but didn’t see you again. I’d like to.

To the Gorgeous VBSPCA volunteer. (Holland Road)

You fell in love with my dog on the outside bench. I really appreciate the attention you gave him. I Wish I could get some of that attention.

Wow (Chesterfield)

You were pumping gas at Wawa, Pump 1 to be exact. You straight away recognized my New Yorker accent. Just wanted to say that you’re gorgeous, and hopefully you’ll let me pump your gas next time 😉

Omg (Midlothian GW BB)

You: short blond; soooooo cute! Goodwill, Saturday morning, Bailey Bridge. Get back to me. I’ll describe the situation.

Powhatan Walmart Sat Night (Powhatan)

About 9:45 pm tonight Sat April 20. You had already checked out, I was waiting in line. You were still standing there talking to a friend who was taking forever…..You told her to call you, since she was taking too long….and you left before I got to check out and say anything to you….all I can say is WOW!! Email me!

Kroger Willow Lawn Easter 3:30 pm (23230)

You tall, straight hair past shoulders brunette. You were with??? Guy with short gray hair. Maybe brother. Lotsa eye contact between us. If int like to hear from you.

Big calves (Mech)

Mech Kroger. Black white dress. Blonde hair. Didnt buy much. Calves were huge. Legs were very in shape. Who are you.

Gym bro (Tech center)

We see each other in the am and at pm sometimes…I told you today that I took one of your ab workouts…hmu

Planet fitness (Elizabeth city)

You catch my eye often when we cross paths in the gym. I haven’t wanted to come forward because I’m not sure if you’re married or not. If you read this maybe it will start our conversation. I’m a white male seeking female.

Latina at the Y

I see you at the Y. You work out hard and you are really making progress. I want to just come up and talk to you but I’m nervous. I feel like you are way out of my league. If. by chance, you see this and would be interested in talking, maybe we can. Fingers crossed!

(Spencers) Store (Bat Girl) (Chester)

I was in such a hurry last sunday I should have stopped and talked for a few more.You spoke Spanish really well said your X was Spanish and you were a batman fan.Hope to catch you again.Justice League Member lol.You were awesome by the way for the short chat we had.

Fairfax building, lady at the gym (North chesterfield)

I was repairing a mailbox name plate, you came out of the gym while working out to ask if I needed help. You said you liked my green work uniform. Thank you for your compliments, that made me feel very good! I hope you had a nice day as well.

battery replacement (vb)

you…older woman medium height, blue jeans.you had your car remote battery replaced. We exchanged glances a few times.

me..older gentleman with goatee. I’d love to buy you a cup of coffee sometime. This is a long shot I know.

Traded smiles at Huguenot and Forest Hill (Bon Air)

We traded repeated smiles while I was at stop light at Forest Hill and Huguenot. You were a pedestrian, looked back at me. Definitely some interest in you. Hope you see this.

Pretty Smile (Texas Roadhouse)

Our tables faced each other and we shared a few smiles. Would love to talk some and see that smile some more. We have something specifically in common, let me know what that is so I know it’s you. I can tell you what you are called.

You Riding a Harley on VB Blvd; Me Blue Volvo (Norfolk)

I was checking out your bike when we were at the stop light. It occurred to me later that you were checking me out.

Let’s ride! I don’t have a bike — I’ll need to hold you tight if you go fast. You were wearing a T-shirt about military vets who surf or some such. I was in a blue Volvo SUV.

Right in front of your face!

You would read here everyday; as a man of routine. I know you still do. You read, looking for a missed connection, as it is right in front of your face.

Your wife is here waiting for your affection and attention. You need to forgive (not asking to forget). By doing so, you will not only build what you are blocking but be better than ever before.

Stop blocking your blessings, put aside your pride and be the man you are.

Farmers Market today (Farmers Market)

I Stared at you so hard at the farmers market this morning. You wear wearing a white skirt and you have red hair and tattoos. I had on a a white drivers cap and my sons we’re havingb there arms painted while you at your both and you had water from a purple children’s elephant cup. We caught eyes as I left with my family.

Diversify Hip Hop: Nine Pillars Features All-LGBTQ Showcase

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The hip hop festival coming to Charlottesville throughout next week hopes to promote an inclusive view of hip hop with a Tuesday night showcase featuring LGBTQ artists.

Charlottesville’s third annual Nine Pillars Hip Hop Cultural Fest is happening next week, and for the first time, it will feature an all-LGBTQ performer showcase.

“We’re cutting out all of the divides — if you got bars, you got bars,” said Remy St. Clair, the showcase host and co-founder of Nine Pillars. The week-long festival celebrates the nine pillars of hip-hop with rap battles, a DJ competition, a fashion show, and more.

Tuesday night’s Rugged Arts showcase will shine the spotlight on LGBTQ members of the hip-hop community.

“What we want to do with Rugged Arts, and with Nine Pillars, is be very refreshing, and be able to showcase those sides of hip-hop that aren’t necessarily pushed forward,” St. Clair said. “And they should be — because everyone has a voice, everyone deserves to be heard.”

Last year the Rugged Arts showcase featured all women. “DJs, hosts, everything from the ground up — all home grown,” St. Clair said.

St. Clair, who has hosted the C-Ville Pride Festival for three years, said he’s excited to bring energy to the LGBTQ showcase.

“It’s good to be part of those events where my sexuality is celebrated,” St. Clair said.

The hip-hop community is seen by most as less than accepting of people who identify as LGBTQ.

“That’s something we’re steadily trying to get over — that stigma that hip-hop has towards the lifestyle of being part of the LGBTQ community,” St. Clair said.

However, for hip-hop in Charlottesville, it’s always been about the music.

“We’ve been fortunate enough to be in the city where as far as in our community goes, artists just don’t care,” St. Clair said. “They just want to make good music, and everything else is second.”

Several LGBTQ performers are featured at this year’s Rugged Arts showcase, including Richmonders Noah Page and Dogfuck (aka Dog[friend], for public flyering purposes), but the show is about giving them a platform and the opportunity to use their voice. Inclusivity is the goal, rather than dividing the hip-hop genre into many tiny subgenres.

“It shouldn’t be gay-hip-hop, it shouldn’t be homo-hip-hop. Those are just hashtags, we’re not going to give it that [label],” St. Clair said. “It’s hip-hop, it’s pure hip-hop.”

Charlottesville as a whole is still working to recover from the damage done to the city less than two years ago, when the events of the white nationalist Unite the Right Rally shook the city. The death of Heather Heyer and the assault of DeAndre Harris are still fresh. For St. Clair and the hip-hop community, healing from these events means “sticking together and steadily growing.”

“The artists who are allies, the artist who aren’t necessarily allies and the artists who are open and a part of the lifestyle have been working together to create music to heal and get over August 12th,” St. Clair said.

As healing continues, Nine Pillars and Rugged Arts will stay active in bringing communities together while celebrating the hip-hop culture and lifestyle.

“We’re here. We’re open. We understand,” said St. Clair. “We know — and here’s a microphone to talk about it.”

Nine Pillars Hip Hop Cultural Fest runs from Monday, April 22 to Sunday, April 28. The Rugged Arts X Nine Pillars All-LGBTQ showcase takes place on Tuesday, April 23 at Charlottesville’s Twisted Branch Tea Bazaar.

Nine Pillars may be happening in Charlottesville, but St. Clair said Richmond should look out. “We have plans on branching out to Richmond, so we’ll be seeing y’all soon.”