Welcome to another week of Missed Connections from around the Commonwealth, where I sometimes worry that we are getting entirely too fancy and losing touch with our roots. This week’s bumper crop of wine tastings, Japanese restaurants, and the always-ritzy Starbucks definitely makes me a little nervous.

But Richmond, you always come through, and this week is no exception. From ladies so drunk they need to be driven home by strangers from Main St. bars to people blowing off a first date to hit on the bartender, RVA is keeping it as classy as ever. And I, for one, am here for it.

Bonus points to the person out there who still thinks “Bob Barker” when they hear “The Price Is Right.” The less said about Drew Carey in 2021, the better.

Have your pets spayed or neutered, Virginia.

Busy Woman (Henrico)

We met at a wine tasting. You did a perfect Price is Right. I want to be your Bob Barker. You paid a lot for good wine. I can help you drink it.

Starbucks in Gatehouse Plaza

Hey that beautiful girl,
I saw you have a rush running to the Starbucks to pick up your cup. Then I saw and gave you my way when you were running out. You saw me look at you and you smiled at me. You were just so beautiful.
It was just too fast and I did not have a chance to ask your number.

Email to tell me what you wore so maybe we can reconnect.

Thanks!!

blonde good samaritan (rva)

to whoever drove my girlfriend home from the sidewalk cafe or another downtown bar last night – i’m so grateful you got her home safe. i was yelling at y’all to shut the door so the cat wouldn’t get out, and i wish i’d stopped to thank you. as my dad says, you’ve earned a star in your crown.

Female at Aldi (Falls Church)

You: Brown hair female, probably mid-40s.
Me: Light brown hair male, mid-30s.

We gotta stop meeting like this! 🙂

Tan Blonde White SUV broad st (Manakin)

Where did you go?

I was in the truck

Bartender at Black Lodge (Scotts Addition, RVA)

You waited on/bartended a first date I was on tonight. I really did try and give my full attention to the date, but I couldn’t help but notice you. I compliment your t-shirt and asked you if you knew who the artist was–if you see this, I’d like to get to know you.

Blonde at Thrift store in a Toyota (Norfolk)

I seen you all summer almost every day. Occasionally we had small talk but not much else. I told myself it was because of covid. But it was probably because I thought you were out of my league…. But we did talk eventually every time we saw each other then I did not see you for months. Then I saw you again for the first time and you looked as good as ever.. I still think you may be out of my league but we did speak about the same topic a few times.. What was that? what do I drive? I assume you know because I know what you drive not to be a stalker but we did see each other almost every day for a month.

Sakura Japan (Chesapeake)

We were in line at the Food Court at Greenbrier Mall.
What did we talk about? What did I ask you?

Missed connection

You had asked me for a great evening.

7/11 Harrogate (Chester)

We have talked many times. You work at 7/11 and getting ready to leave it. I have told you if we keep meeting like this we will half to take our relationship to the next level and you seem to like my flirting as I do. I find you VERY attractive and would love to see if there is a deeper connection. You work in the medical field and last night we talked about something very sad in my life, what was it so I know its really you. I do hope by some chance you see this because I have a hard time not thinking about you and your gorgeous smile not to mention those amazing eye. You made mention last night you looked a mess, all I can say if you looked any better I wouldn’t be able to control myself at all!

Photo by Kelsey Knight on Unsplash.

Welcome to another week of Missed Connections, where we find lurkers everywhere. At the stoplight, at the PTA meeting, at the junkyard, and as always, at the grocery store. We’ve even got married people creeping on also-married yoga instructors down the block. I’ll bet yoga instructors and personal trainers get that kind of thing all the time.

By contrast, Craigslist does not usually see posts as blatant as the one this week involving olive oil. But I sure hope that kind of post comes along more often, because let me tell ya, we love to see it. One thing almost nobody likes is the new post-Amazon Whole Foods, but let me tell ya… Starbucks isn’t gonna be any better, no matter how good the company.

Canon and Draw, though… that place is pretty cool. At least if you like beer. I wouldn’t know anything about that, though.

Choose your meetup spots carefully, Virginia.

Orange Charger/Female (Parham Rd)

Race you for your number!

Very tall brunette at Westchester Target (Midlothian)

I’ve seen you twice in the past week at the Westchester Commons target. You’re about 6 feet tall, mid 30’s, and have brown hair. You must be a model because you are absolutely stunning. I wanted to approach you this morning but it looked like you were with someone.

Food lion Dillon (Norfolk)

I just want to slather you in olive oil and lick it all up and worship you. your’ beautiful to me. get in touch

PTA Meeting (NOVA)

To the PTA mom I couldn’t stop staring at: your legs in those knee high boots were very distracting, but I’m positive that you know that the way you looked at me. I was one of the few PTA dads there. You smiled and kept staring when you’d catch me checking you out. I think I recognized your tat on fet? Too bad there were so many loiterers around afterwards to invite you to drinks or coffee. It’s too small of a community to openly flirt at the meeting and was hoping I could talk to you a bit.

I want you (Stafford)

All I want is for you to tell me you love me and want to be with me. We can’t talk in circles forever and at some point, I will commit to someone else and never look back. My next relationship will be forever.

*written by a woman for a man

Junk or Salvage? (Harrisonburg)

I’m looking for someone who owns a junk/salvage yard that knows just about everything it takes to repair all cars, to entertain a business venture. Located within the Tri State area. Forward contact information to my email address including a trackphone # (due to personal safety precautions) so that I can call you to discuss the venture. Thanks

Server with arm tattoo (Vienna)

Beautiful smile from our server!!!

You had an arm tattoo, you served me a blackened sandwiches.

Am very curious and interested!!

Brunette Playing Pool at Canon & Draw (Richmond)

You were a slender brunette playing pool Saturday evening at Canon & Draw.

You’re a Yoga Instructor in my neighborhood (Fairfax)

You’re a very beautiful yoga instructor that lives in my neighborhood. Our kids go to the same school. I wish I bumped into you more without our significant others.

+Size Woman in Wegmans (Chantilly)

You were an absolutely gorgeous plus size woman in Wegmans yesterday. I didn’t get the best look at you because I didn’t want to think I was staring or stalking you. What I do remember was you were either white or Hispanic with brown or black back length hair with a face and smile any man would be proud to wake up to every morning. It looks like you were either going to a workout or coming from one (athletic wear). We briefly locked eyes, both cordially smiling at one another. I doubt you’ll ever see this, if by one in a 50 millionth chance you do, this is my official invitation to your favorite restaurant.

Springfield Whole Foods – your coffee date invite (West Springfield)

We bumped into each other at the West Springfield Whole Foods. We were both complaining about how small it was. You were all “I’m writing Jeff Bezos about this”… we had a good laugh. You invited me for a coffee, but I didn’t care much for Starbucks. You said – maybe a coffee at your place and that your husband wasn’t home… I should have said yes right then! Would love a rain check on that offer…

Photo by Sean Stratton on Unsplash

Welcome to another week of Missed Connections, where we learn the thing we’ve always known about moving: it sucks to do it alone. In fact, it sucks so bad that you might resort to Craigslist and fake a romantic connection with someone who broke their arm just to see if their friend with the truck is still available. I mean… maybe that’s what’s going on. And honestly, I wouldn’t blame ’em.

I might blame the guy who wishes he went home with the woman who was getting married in the morning — though not as much as I blame her for asking him to. There are no heroes in that story, but I admit I do want to know how it turned out. Then there’s the saga of Mary at the airport, which seems to me to have escalated very quickly. Did I miss something?

Considering this is the Missed Connections, I suppose we all missed something. Or someone. Or maybe just a lead-in to a classic porno scene. Mr. cupcake deliveryman, I’m looking at you.

Make that connection, Virginia.

Penn State at The Grill (Patterson Avenue)

You are an incredibly attractive lady who came into The Grill last Saturday night (10/30) with your Nittany Lions shirt on. You asked me if the channel could be switched to the Penn State game from the World Series, which was fine with me. Unfortunately, my date was siting between us so I could not strike up a conversation. Would really like to touch base with you.

You were getting married in the morning (Gent)

You were partying with a group of girls in a popular hangout restaurant in Gent.

As we left you asked me to come home with you that you were getting married in the morning.

This was really a long time ago.

What restaurant?
How did it go?

changed plans (RICHMOND)

We had planned to meet Saturday to clean up attic space and remove boxes. You were in an accident and broke your arm…bummer. I wish you a speedy recovery. I accidentally deleted your email. Do you think your friend might still be able to help?

Great Legs, Yellow Coat (Target Libbie)

We made eye contact coming into the store from the parking lot and again while I was getting a cart. I was wearing a flannel and jeans. You were wearing a yellow coat and leggings. It’s criminal for you to wear such tight pants. I saw you cut through men’s with bras to try on while I was looking for shirts… I hoped you were looking for me. I would’ve loved to give my expert opinion on which bra looked best. If this is you and you remember me…

Kat in Marching Band (Homecoming) (CNU)

We talked for a while when you were hanging out in my department’s area with a Truly that you had gotten from somewhere. We talked mostly about pets.

You were going to be a CS major I think, but then ended up in Neuroscience when Calculus didn’t go your way.

Maybe I’m wrong, but I thought we were kind of connecting? Eh, if you do want to go out with me sometime, let me know.

Sweater Skirt at Church (NOVA)

You’re beautiful. You smiled at me when you caught me sneaking peeks at you.

You told me you liked my beard and that you like older men. Then we were interrupted and I never got to ask for your number.

I hope we get to meet again.

guy at Walmart gas pumps offering nature getaway (Abingdon)

At Walmart around 2p.m. today you were the guy that backed your blue Tundra in to get gas and I was across on the other side of the pump in my old chevy light blue pick up. You were about 5 ten maybe 160 would be my guess with dark hair, camo ball cap, mustache and beard. You had fishing gear in the back of your truck.
We made eye contact and started a conversation and you said you would take me fishing sometime and show me the ropes. I said I wouldn’t mind just going for a ride someplace solitary in one of your isolated fishing places and just sit on a log and take things in. You said how about now you knew a good place for me take something big and important in by a stream and I said I would be right back.
I went to get my change for the gas but decided to go to the men’s room first and when I came out there was a long line at the register so it took awhile to get back outside and you were gone.
I know this is a long shot but if you happen to see this, reply and lets get out someplace where I can relax and see the surroundings and work something out.

hay larry leave her be (reston virginia)

shes lesbian

A Special Cupcake Delivery (Fairfax, DMV)

You’re a gorgeous woman that answered the door in a robe. You winked and smiled at me while you signed for your delivery and told me you liked my tats. I noticed you looking out of the window as I drove off. Maybe we can schedule a special delivery or something.

We used to meet on weekends

We used to meet on weekends at a parking lot. We would exchange for an envelope with your perfume on it. We lost contact after you got your wisdom teeth taken out. If you’re still around I’d like to connect again. Message me the park lot’s store that we would meet at so I know it’s you.

Parked next to each other at Brewery (Leesburg)

I (m) parked next to You (F) at a brewery on Sunday. We were unloading our stuff and taking out our relatively young kids out of their car seats and into the stroller. Made a brief comment to say “start taking them to breweries young” and had a small laugh about it. Would’ve really liked to talk to you more maybe grab a drink. If interested What Brewery were we at?

Dancing Saturday night in Occoquan (Woodbridge)

I met you outside of a club down on the Occoquan river. You are a beautiful asian gal, with a classic name starting with “L” … I am a tall white guy with a beard whose name begins with “A”. We talked about hanging at the old 930, DC Space, and the Vault, and other old places from the 80’s

I think you are beautiful and hope you were just on a date and not in a serious thing. I saw you the second you walked in and wanted to meet you: I still do. I wish I had asked for your number, but thought it would impolite to hedge in on your evening.

I hope you see this and give me a call because I really felt an immediate connection.

Familiar face at the airport today (DCA)

Missed saying hello to you while checking in at the airport today. You and I were checking our bags at the same time, I thought you looked familiar. You had a black mask on with red writing so I couldn’t recognize you. Definitely should have said hello but we got separated as I was in a hurry.

I remember you from somewhere but can’t figure out where.

Let’s catch up.

Mary from Delayed SW Flight from Dallas (Arlington)

I was seated next you on the very delayed SW Flight 3756, Monday, November 1. I wasn’t bold enough to ask for your number. i was captivated by you—your attitude, your dry sense of humor, and realism. i hope we can hang out again. you’re a rarity. If you this see this, please let me know where you were coming from.

Re: Mary

You don’t know me at all or my struggles or my faith or my political decisions, nothing.
We never met, just as I’d never meet anybody I’ve chatted with on CL.
I can’t believe I let my life revolve around this crap.
What the hell is wrong with me?

Trader Joe’s (Alexandria)

I locked eyes with you and you said, “Saturday night, huh.” Such a nice surprise… I loved your eyes and your sense of play. Tell me what I asked about so I know you are you.

My gorgeous ER doctor (Falls Church)

We met on here two years ago. We had a few intense nights. Some great conversation. The world has changed so much and for every reason why you have been in the line of fire. I hope you are doing well. I wish I had known how to say goodbye better. Many regrets.

Photo by Jennie Brown on Unsplash

Welcome to another week of Missed Connections, where we can all learn, once again, that Halloween brings out the freaks (or, at least, the freak inside each one of us). From plantation ghosts to sexy Velmas, the costumes take all forms, and everybody’s into it.

But it’s not all Halloween hijinks this week. We’ve also got dogs orchestrating a meetup of their owners at PetSmart, cuties doing homework at the grocery store cafe, and plenty of the usual randy joggers and gym rats that keep the MCs over at Craigslist flowing, week after week.

Special bonus this week: people attempting to connect with door-to-door political canvassers. This one will end very soon, thankfully — which reminds me, go vote today! Do your part to save us all from four years of that smarmy yuppie jerk Glenn Youngkin. Taylor Swift will thank you… and so will I.

Get out the vote, Virginia.

Tuckahoe plantation (Tuckahoe)

You played the ghost yesterday and I can’t shake your specter. Care to meet?

Petsmart Let’s Go (Mechanicsville)

I dont know why your dog wanted to meet me but you sure did have beautiful eyes.

I didn’t know what to say lol. I wish I had not just walked away.

FYI, I say the same thing to get my dogs moving.

I don’t know what I expect from this, but it can’t hurt putting out a little goodness to the universe.

Velma at the golfer bar (Midlothian)

On Friday night so I guess the 29th you were dressed as Velma and I think were trying to tell me something I just don’t remember what… Too much of a good time if you remember me describe what I was wearing and we will go from there.

Tickle friend

It’s been years but I miss your fingers on my soles. It was on an embassy suites on broad

Kim possible (Scotts)

You are possibly the most beautiful person I’ve seen in real life . Your friend asked if I was single I am not but I am in an open Relationship but I totally understand if that’s not ok with you I just wanted to thank you for lighting up the room

Sincerely , the white rabbit .

Jogging Around the Lake (Lake Monticello)

I’m the in-shape, older runner with the three-day scruff. You’re clean shaven, fit, and shared a long look. Please say hello next time!

Bayview Calz delivery lady (Bayview)

Hello Tiff..when you took my phone order I thought you had an attractive voice..
Then you showed up at my door, also delivering my order and I thought.. even with silly mask, you were attractive.
You complimented something out front…………
420 frndly??

Pretty Woman Studying (Fredericksburg, VA)

You’re the pretty woman doing Economics homework at Wegmans. I told I do tutoring but you didn’t get the hint

Kristin(sic?) Tally Ho – The Tubes

Gave you a ticket to The Tubes. You are smokin’ hot!
Have an extra ticket to Collective Soul on Nov 7th. If interested it’s yours.
Let’s have dinner or drinks sometime this week to get to know each.

John

Gone gone (Mclean)

Never see ya round the mkt (Balducci’s) anymore. You were wanting to get together one eve , early summer. I had to go elsewhere..
You called out you’re fav sandwich. I said subs are a good thing.

Political Pollster (Warrenton/Fauquier)

Tuesday about 3, I was the tall guy,,you had on a “vote ” mask. On the off chance you read this, and are working
close by , stop over again ! I would love to talk politics and history with you and buy you a cup of coffee !

Great fur at Golds (Ballston)

I’ve never posted here before, but I saw you at Golds today and told you that you have great fur. I’d be interested in talking more.

Photo by Ashley Knedler on Unsplash

Hey, welcome to another week of Missed Connections, where the looming shadow of Halloween envelops our entire week. If you’re still trying to figure out what sort of costume you’re gonna wear this year, you might need a momentary escape from these sartorial anxieties. Rest assured, that’s exactly what we’ve got for you in this week’s installment of Missed Connections.

After all, why worry about whether you should break your witch costume from three years ago back out when you could be reading entertaining tales of the airport hotel bar, or hearing about the romantic encounters of Rosie’s patrons? If you lost your last quarter but found a brand new crush, this week is for you!

We’ve also got tales of random kisses from strangers at the bar, making eyes at fellow grocery store patrons, and using a woman’s cute dress to spark up a flirtation between two guys. But my favorite this week is definitely the one about the female Mormon missionaries. Do the Mormons even allow female missionaries? I had no idea.

Stay informed, Virginia.

Lauren (Far west end)

I think we’re both sufficiently intrigued. Give me a sign so that I know we’re on the same page with this. It could be a lot of fun.

“Love Is” t-shirt (Richmond)

Locked eyes with you a few times tonite and then you had to leave. Would love to have been able to talk. If you see this message me back.

Scottsville Food Lion (Scottsville)

Repost since OM was removed. Smh.

Back in Sept, saw you (about 6ft+ tall, 190lbs athletic build, dreads, full beard, dark tan skin, incredibly good looking) in food lion. I was the white female who made eye contact several times but was too shy to speak. Every time I go back, I look for you, to no avail. If you see this (long shot) would like to speak with you.

**If you don’t fit the description, do not email me and waste each other’s time)

Tatted girl Staunton Vintage Jewelry (Staunton,VA)

You were cute let me know if you need any help.

Looking for Clay from Rosies (Midlothian turpike)

Looking for Clay (w/m tall beard)
Me: w/f 5’5 blonde

We met gambling at Rosies, I was with friends
Talked about getting together

HMU
Jess

Waitress at Firebirds (Robious Corridor)

Happy houred at Firebirds last week. Sat outside and was helped by the cutest little waitress. Petite brunette; tiny waist and very impressive figure. It felt like there was a connection and I would love to talk more. Do you remember the make-up of out party?

Kissed at the bar twice and walked away (Woodbridge)

In a bar in Woodbridge we joked briefly and for some reason kissed twice and walked away.

I’m brown M you’re white F

Not going to the bar for a while but a random wet one can happen anywhere

Delta Marriott Airport Hotel Bar (Norfolk)

Delta Hotel Norfolk Airport 19th Oct (Norfolk)
I think about you everyday.

The hotel bar to your room.

I don’t know why it ended the way it did.

You are one of the most interesting people I’ve ever met.

A few very interesting hours followed by (who knows how long) of wondering…..

I should just be grateful for an amazing night but I still wish there was some way to connect with you again.

You have left an impression on me that I can’t seem to get past.

It’s a long shot but I had to try.

I hope I hear from you!

Walmart valleyview (Roanoke)

Saw you in walmart yesterday (Friday) around 4. Saw you a few times in domestics/housewares.
You had a great, long dark beard, beautiful eyes and lips. Don’t really remember what you were wearing, some sort of tee shirt.
I’m sure you’re straight, but if you jump the fence, hit me back.

Jack of Spades (Arlington)

You no longer have a full deck of cards because you lost your Jack of Spades. I have one for you.

Runner and I judging her dress (Rosslyn)

Yesterday, we had a brief connection. If this is you, send me a note, I’d love to connect. You were a fit older guy, me a fit younger guy.

You were walking next to me on the sidewalk getting ready for a run when a friend of mine turned the corner wearing a very unique dress. You overheard our interaction and her saying “don’t you love it on me?!” After she passed you turned to me and smiled and said, “did you really love it on her?” to which I responded “Well, I’d probably prefer you”.

I think I caught you off guard, but I sensed we had a connection. I would have enjoyed talking with you more. Send me a message. What color was her dress?

I would love to hear from you. We can keep this between us.

The Mormon Girls in Braddock (Alexandria)

To the two Mormon beautiful blonde women on mission in Alexandria, I would be more than willing to hear from you about your mission. And see if you are interested in what I have to offer to you.

The Wave (Vb)

I was trying to catch a wave when I seen you on the beach. I was to busy trying to clean the trash in the water to even notice you. I was upset frankly; Be honest with your self and others. You cant vouch for transparency but hide behind lies. Hope we can link up again on different terms.

Photo by Max Harlynking on Unsplash.

Welcome to Missed Connections on a crisp fall morning that reminds us all how soon Halloweek will be upon us! If you don’t have a costume, don’t worry — you might just have enough resemblance to a somewhat obscure movie star that you don’t need one.

As for Craigslist, it’s got the usual supply of awkward comedy gold, from intentional upskirts in the park to pimped-out Harley riders. And of course, there are the usual contingent of wild tales that may or not be true, including a makeout session in the front row at Blue Oyster Cult and some married people getting freaky outside the matrimonial bonds. Don’t worry, we won’t tell — at least, not if your relationship is “ethically non-monogamous.”

And by the way, if you know you were rude during your one in-person encounter with the person you’re posting a Missed Connection for, it might be a good idea to work on your approach style before you try to track them down on the internet. After all, you only get one chance to make a first impression.

Be your best self, Virginia.

BAGELS!

You: Tall, redheaded & beautiful
Me: Wearing a mask that concealed a very warm and interested smile when I our eyes met.

Missed connection? I hope so. Put the name of the bagel shop in the subject line!

Blue Oyster Cult Show on OCT 15 (Leesburg, VA)

Good Morning, Liz. We met at the Blue Oyster Cult show in Leesburg, VA last night. You and your BF stood behind me, waiting to get in. We talked about the 3rd world, our daughters, and of course rock shows! You’re a nurse and from Baltimore. You used to work at Shock Trauma at UMD Hospital. You live in Bethesda, MD

During the show you came down to the front and stood beside me. I asked you where was your husband and you said he’s only my BF. I knew we connected while in line, and we sealed the deal while bonding in front of the stage…sealed with a kiss. I may never see you again, but it’s worth trying. Peace, El.

Oct 17 Giant route 17

Incredible long shot because you don’t seem like you’d check these places out… but wouldn’t know if I didn’t try.

Roughly 1145am this morning… we passed each other a few times and ended up checking out alongside each other. I’m a wuss so I couldn’t find the courage to say Hi before I left… but you sure made me smile!

You were in a ball cap, flannel + jeans.

Send me a reply with what I was wearing, I’d be humbled to meet you for coffee.

You looked like Minnie Driver (Hampton)

You so looked like Minnie Driver, but I was too embarrassed to say something. You made my day and just hope you have a great day!

Great Clips

I came in with my little one for haircuts last week when you were closing. I haven’t been able to stop thinking about how breathtaking you looked. Your eyes are absolutely stunning.

I was rude and didn’t ask you a lot of questions while we were chatting. But I would love to talk more.

Wegmans Fairfax Monday morning (Fairfax)

I was a tall, WM, thin, athletic build, blue eyes. We around the Fruit and Veggie section. We both looked at each other, but then I got a call from work and had to take it. When I was done, I couldn’t find you in the store. I’m sure it will be tough to reconnect, but thought I would check. You had dark hair, had yoga pants and long sleeve shirt. Was definitely a cold morning. hopefully you will see this and reach out.

We lost touch!

Morning!

You: A little younger and possibly sent some amazing pics with all our emails

Me: Just went away for a week on a vacation

Miss you and hopefully we’ll reconnect.

MJ…IDLES at 930

We met at the Sunday show…you were next to me on the balcony. Should have asked for your # or given you mine. I failed. If in the 1 in a gazillion chance you happen to look here…email and tell me something about me so I know its def you.

Top of the muffin, to you!

Impersonating Roy Kent (Silver Spring)

Wow, I haven’t posted on here for a long time…

So we had a great time talking on the phone today. My wife stepped away for a while because, surprise, we’re ethically non-monogamous and she could tell I was having fun. 🙂 But it wouldn’t have been appropriate to bring it up in the context. So here I am… posting in Missed Connections… like Al Gore is still running for president…

Dating or not, you were just a riot. If you’re still doing geeky tricks with letters and wearing silly costumes, it would be great to chat.

If this is you, tell me what my next costume is going to be.

Comment to the Harley Rider (Alexandria)

You will probably never see this but I had to post. I was the your comment “pimped out guy” on the Harley that you pulled up next to Telegraph Road. Although I’m a married guy I was flattered by the compliment and would enjoy the opportunity to grab a cup of coffee with you.

Walking down Town Center Parkway, 5:00 PM Wednesday (Reston)

You were walking down Town Center Parkway at the intersection with Sunset Hills Road. Your hair, your eyes, that skin – you were magnificent.

I tried not being obvious about checking you out, but you had a sly smile on your face that I think means you knew.

You gave me a peek at the park (Arlington)

We talked for a while before deciding to meet separately at a park. Neither of us were certain what the other looked like, except that I’m male and you’re female. We communicated at the park only through a messaging app as we tried to locate one another. Once we did, I took a seat on a bench. You took a seat on a nearby bench within my view and we flirted from a distance. I messaged you to uncross your legs and you did. I messaged you to open your knees and you did. Your skirt sagged between your legs, so I messged you to adjust it so that I could have a peek. And you did.

Reply with the current time and which park we met at.

Wawa (Rt10)

Wawa
Tonight
You had nice nails nice hair nice look with a custom license plate on a brand new Toyota

In and Out at the RED BARN (Powhatan Co.)

I was coming out of the Red Barn you were going in I said hello how are you doing you said said good, when we left the parking lot we both headed west on Old Buckingham Rd. if you remember where I turned, stop by and say hi, you are a wm about 5’6” to 8” toned body, beard, wph twenty some maybe thirty.

Your Birthday is Almost Here Kimberly (Fredericksburg, VA)

Don’t forget this year. I won’t.

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