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Best of RVA Missed Connections November 28-December 4

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Hey there, lonely people… are the holiday blues getting you down? Are you looking for love in all the wrong places? Well maybe this week, missed connections is the right place for you.

This will be especially true if you’re a manager at a pizza place, or someone who’d proudly call yourself a redneck. And if you want to meet the man you could’ve been, well… you just might be in luck there, too. Just try not to overuse the exclamation point key too much.

Are you a manager? (Grimaldi’s)

What a beautiful guy. My cheese pizza was “overstretched” lol but you can slice my pizza any day. Hit me up.

To the man…

…I could have been.

I’m too far gone to change now. All the wrong choices along the way, all the epiphanies that came much too late. All the attempts that were made to do better that never found roots.

It doesn’t matter now. Coasting to the finish; full of regret, rage and internalized self loathing.

Sometimes it’s best to accept you are the villain in your own story.

Cute shoes

There’s probably no chance that you will ever see this and it’s probably inappropriate, but…I said that I like your shoes and that I very well may have a foot thing. We both laughed about it. I want you to know that I think you are gorgeous and wish I could see your sexy feet and more.

You broke my heart (NN)

You broke my heart when we broke up! I thought it was due to me being broke! What broke the bond was my refusal to “have a sleepover” with you and your BFF! I’ve changed my mind, please take me back! I’ll “hang out” with you both for now! Or if you’ve found another bloke, the news of that would make me choke! Let’s get together, talk it out, I’d be glad to buy you a Coke, or have a smoke, or take a toke, or we could even sail my boat! Just make me smile, say yes for a while, oh baby when I say to you, that I’d be glad to make you 2, if not then I will be so blue, but I will find a love anew. She may not have a friend like yours, and if that were true life would be a bore. But we would have to face the facts, and just go home and do it!

pool n darts (Richmond)

you were playin meat puppets and of montreal while playing pool/darts. seemed like your tinder date wasnt going so well. would like to hang sometime. u rock

Redneck in white Chevy at 7-11 (south Stafford)

You were leaving as I came in you nodded to me. I’d like to check out your truck and see what’s under the hood and check that big thing out.

lonely girl

I get off at 6

wanna hang out

xooxoo

Missing you Christina (Hopewell)

I miss you. The times we spent listening to music and talking about deep, deep stuff. I’m sorry of how everything went, I was scared of falling for anyone that soon after my divorce. I know I hurt you, and I didn’t mean to. Every time I go to mun cheese I think of you. Or when I listen to pink floyd

I saw you looking

If you ever want to chat or get together, let me know. I saw you sitting on your front porch indian style like you do every day smoking a cigarette. It was early in the morning and I was wearing my shorts and a t shirt and I was adjusting the good ole morning erec… while standing on my porch. I saw you looking through the cars. If you liked it lets talk.

I spanked you – prior military M4M (Stafford)

We met about a year ago, you answered my ad about spanking. I came to your house in Spotsylvania. You prior military guy, str8 but with kinky side. Similar here. Had great time, up for a repeat. Hope to hear from you.

It’s Easy to Get Kicked Out of a Corey Stewart Campaign Event

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Republican Senate candidate Corey Stewart may be trailing his opponent, Tim Kaine, by double digits in the latest polls, but he hasn’t given up yet. Earlier this month, the campaign trail brought him to the Dockside restaurant, in Hopewell, Virginia, for a meet and greet. Less than a dozen people showed up. I was one of them. 

The price of admission was $50, which was about $50 more than I was willing to pay, but nonetheless, I reluctantly made the 30 minute drive out, thinking I might be able to slip in without paying if I stood in the back of the room and kept my mouth shut. 

The Dockside restaurant sits on the outskirts of Hopewell, a small city southeast of Richmond. It’s located at the edge of the James River, just past the factories and manufacturing plants on Rt. 156. I was expecting to pull up to a crowded campaign event, but as I approached the restaurant, it became apparent that the meet-and-greet hadn’t attracted much of an audience. 

I was quickly ushered into a small dining room where about 10 people had crowded around a few tables. Corey Stewart sat at the center, shaking hands and talking quietly with some of the guests. I sat down at the farthest table from the action, by far the youngest person in the room. 

The attendees of the event immediately started glancing over at me, and Stewart himself seemed to recognize me as someone who didn’t belong there. A heavy-set man with a mustache and an oversized beige suit finally asked if I had a ticket. 

I told him I didn’t, and the person sitting next to him told me I could stay if I had $50. I didn’t. I muttered something along the lines of, “maybe next time,” and walked out the door. 

As I drove away, I felt like I’d walked in on a hushed gathering of co-conspirators. Which isn’t a stretch, Stewart had appeared in public with Jason Kessler, the white-supremacist who planned Charlottesville’s Unite the Right rally. I wondered if this was how Mussolini, or a thousand other extremist right-wing agitators, had started out — quietly whipping up support in the forgotten districts of whatever country they were in. 

Stewart has emerged as a force in Virginia politics that can’t be ignored, tapping into the Trump playbook which plays heavily on xenophobia, racism, and other divisive issues. And while has almost no chance of defeating incumbent Senator Tim Kaine in this year’s midterm contest, he won’t be going away anytime soon. He has a sizable following in Virginia’s deep-red rural areas who will vote for him on the basis that he is a Republican, regardless of his issues. 

Throughout his Senate campaign, Stewart has campaigned doggedly on a platform of hardline anti-immigration policies, and has appeared at events with some of Virginia’s most virulent white supremacists. 

Most notably, Stewart held a press conference with white supremacist Kessler ahead of his disastrous Unite the Right Rally in 2017. Stewart also appeared alongside Kessler on several occasions during his unsuccessful gubernatorial campaign. His campaign for Senate has also accepted campaign contributions from the League of the South, a neo-confederate, white supremacist organization. 

In recent months, the candidate has attempted to rebrand himself as a candidate that supports Virginia’s working class. Yet in a recent PBS interview, he struggled to answer basic questions about how he planned to support working class Virginians. 

Stewart has praised himself on several occasions for receiving Twitter support from President Trump, notably for working alongside the President’s “MAGA Agenda.”

But like his sparsely-attended campaign events, it looks as though the candidate’s bark is bigger than his bite — even according to FOX News. Outside the realm of Twitter, Stewart had little to say of the President’s support when questioned by a news anchor.

On October 9, Stewart held a rally in support of Immigration and Customs Enforcement in Fairfax, Virginia. The rally attracted about 40 supporters, and an equal number of protesters. 

Stewart has certainly captured the attention and interest of a small but vocal minority around Virginia. But if you’re hoping to infiltrate his campaign events, we’ve got some unfortunate news for you — he probably won’t draw enough of a crowd for you to blend into.

Honeymakers Turn to the Sweet Business of Mead

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The city of Hopewell is abuzz with the sweet news of its first meadery coming this fall.

Grown from a longtime family-run honey business, owners and beekeepers Tonya and Mike Haley plan to convert a historic building near the Beacon Theatre to open Haley’s Honey Meadery, with space for a production facility, tasting room, and patio.

For those who haven’t had a chance to try mead or heard of it, it’s essentially fermented honey, yeast, and water. While not making as big a splash as craft beer in Virginia, it’s starting to slowly ooze its way into the market with Black Heath Meadery opening in Richmond in 2015, along with Silver Hand Meadery in Williamsburg. and Blacksnake Meadery, the only one in Southwest, Virginia. 

The husband and wife team, who live in Colonial Heights, have been making and selling honey for over 17 years. Their business, Haley’s Honey, frequents local farmers markets, state and county fairs, Randolph Market, Ellwood Thompson’s, and at one time sold their honey in 10 Ukrop’s locations. 

The couple also provides bee colonies to farmers from Nelson County, to Prince George, to Chesterfield for crop pollination.

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Mike Haley

“We bought 60 hives, all the equipment, and started harvesting and selling,” Tonya said of getting into beekeeping.  

And their honey was in such high demand that Tonya, a Colonial Heights Middle School teacher, and Mike, an X-ray technician at Fort Lee, started having to scale back.

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“When I got home I had 25 to 30 messages of people wanting to buy so we had to pick and choose who we wanted to sell to,” Tonya said. 

But two years ago, the couple decided to sweeten the pot and expand into mead after seeing many of their customers buy their honey in bulk. “One summer, a ton of people were coming to us to buy bulk honey and I was like, ‘what are you doing with it and they said, ‘making mead,’ and I knew what it was so I went home and did some research and we started making it ourselves,” she said.

And Tonya admits the process wasn’t so smooth when they first began making it at home.

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“It was like rocket fuel,” she said laughing. “I was like, ‘oh my god this is going to knock someone out, it was like 18 percent alcohol, I was putting too much honey in it.”

After tinkering with recipes and learning more about the mead-making process, the two started to get the hang of it. “In the beginning, it was an experiment, but then it got better and better, and we had all the resources at our fingertips and we knew where to get the jars and the labels,” she said. “We had everything we needed so I said, ‘let’s jump in and do it.”

After a year of planning, and a $12,000 grant from the Agriculture and Forestry Industries Development, the two signed the lease on their meadery space at 235 E. Broadway Ave. in March. Haley’s Honey Meadery will serve up small-batch mead in a variety of flavors such as blueberry, blackberry, strawberry mint, pumpkin, root beer, and apple cinnamon. Customers will be able to purchase glasses of mead for around $7 and 357 ml bottles for $13-$18.

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“We have a Five & Dime Warrior [mead] for Route 10, Virginia Peach, and Blue Devil, after Hopewell’s mascot,’ she said. The two plan to purchase $120,000 in Virginia-sourced honey over the next three years and source fruit for their meads from regional farmers.

“All Virginia farmers. Adams Acres, Hanover Peaches, Well’s Produce and Jared’s Produce,” she said. “Our plan is to purchase the majority of our produce from them.”

In addition to a tasting room, Tonya said they also plan to sell products from regional companies in their space such as JJ’s BBQ Sauce, Verde, and O’Wow Lip Gloss.

“I want to include some Virginia companies, family businesses that produce products and have an area just for them,” she said. My whole goal was to help Virginia small businesses and families.”

The couple’s goal is to eventually get their mead in ABC stores, farmers markets, and events like the Powhatan Grape Festival. Haley’s Honey Meadery is slated to open sometime in October.