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Best of VA Missed Connections May 8 – May 14

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Here we go with another spring edition of Missed Connections, in which we can plainly see that when the winter clothes went back into the closet, the tattoos went out on display once again. Based on this week’s crop it seems like almost everyone in Richmond has tattoos… but then again, if you’ve lived here for more than a week, you already knew that.

We’ve got a lot more for you besides tattoos this week, though. Wawa continues to be the champion meet-up spot — seriously, not a week goes by without a Wawa Missed Connection. But this month, we’ve also got a bunch of Walmart shoppers up in here; guess people are pinching their pennies so they can afford summer vacations.

Honorable mention must go to the person out there who’s trying to hit on a first responder who arrived on the scene when they wrecked their car. We support it! Just don’t think you’re gonna slide references to strippers past us by referring to the street their workplace is located on. We’ve got google over here, y’all. We see you.

Finally, a shout out to the Barbers Of Cville ultimate frisbee team — the RVA Mag staff wants you all to know that we too can appreciate some opera puns.

Keep ’em coming, Virginia.

Babes (Babes)

You were wearing a Bird of Paradise shirt (old navy little boy section you said) and I showed you my tattoo that matched. Long shot but you were adorable and I’d like to get to know you.

The connections I miss (Chesterfield)

I miss the days when I could skim through CL and find ladies looking to make new friends.

Pretty lady with chest tattoo (Walmart on Hull near 288)

I was walking into the garden section of Walmart yesterday and you were looking at plants (I think). You were very pretty and had a tattoo showing from your shirt on your chest. I just wanted to tell you that you are a hottie and you made me smile when you said hi.

The gorgeous blonde in the yellow Pathfinder (Richmond 95 South)

I was the guy doing wheelies for you and your friends a few weeks ago. I like your smile and reaction. Come riding with me sometime and we’ll grab dinner.

Lidl Market on Sunday (23228)

You were at the Staples Mill Lidl Market on Sunday, about 11am. We were both shopping the same aisle, but I didnt notice you until you walked away. You’re a good-looking guy with dark hair and tats. I hope to see you there again.

Christine dfw-ric yesterday (Richmond Airport)

You made me feel special yesterday. The few minutes with you made my day, and I was sad when it came to part ways—thank you lovely aviation underwriting lady!

Coxcomb red…

I still love you…even if your eyes are viper black…😏

Bdubs mechicsville (Mechanicsville)

Meredith, you were my server a buffalo wild wings tonight. I’m not going to hit on a woman at work but wanted you to know you’re gorgeous. You’ll probably never see this but I had to put it out into the universe.

Walgreens Plank Rd (Fredericksburg)

You probably won’t see this, but we had a brief conversation in the card isle when you needed help picking out a mother’s day card. You were a shorter girl, but I thought you were kinda cute and hoped to at least get your name!

You work on labrooke concorse (Richmond, VA)

You’re beautiful and I was so drawn to you. You probably get this a lot but I really felt something. If it’s you tell me what I was wearing.

We met somewhere around Fburg (Fredericksburg)

You were a beautiful woman over 35 with a stunning smile and we had a wonderful conversation about giving up dating men and only dating women. I’m the buxom woman with long, red hair. I’d love to take this lovely woman out….find me?

Handsome older wm cashier at Walmart on shiela ln (Richmond Virginia)

Hey i was in Walmart on shiela lane lastnight i had to return something and you were my cashier. You were a older gentleman maybe upper 40s 😊 bald wm. With a beard. As was i. But im 24…I thought you were kind of sweet and cute. I was wondering if youd like to meet up or something lol. I wanted to like say something but there was someone in line behind me. If you remember me tell me what i was returning or if you remember the tattoo I have .

You responded to my accident (Hazel run bridge)

You were the officer that responded to my accident. Not sure you will see this. I hope you do. You are a very handsome man. Would like to chat.

Staples Mill WAWA

You bought my Gatorade…. should’ve asked for your number

Beach with friends

Met you and your friends this morning while I was walking my dog I regret not talking to you more. Let me if you want to talk more. What was my dogs name?

Wicked J (Chester/Hopewell)

You are a ginger and was wearing a red shirt today. Your license plate says Wicked J. You are absolutely beautiful. Would like to get to know more about you

You brought music back into my life (newport news)

When I was down, you were there. I didn’t think I would feel comfortable enough to tell anyone about my life and demons. You sent me music to share yourself, you are my angel. Thank you for everything, I hope to see you again, “If it’s meant to be it will be”

Wegmans

We chatted about Beyond meat. You were wearing a Barbers of Cville jersey. You made a comment about the opera puns your team makes and I’d like to hear more.

I was too nervous to ask for your number in the middle of Wegmans but if you see this and you’re interested, message me.

Girl at iration (Norva)

You started to talk to me about my shirt. We hit it off instantly because we both were into jam bands. We talked about your upcoming shows. Hopefully I will see you at bristow. But honestly it would be nice to see you again before that day. Wondering if your single? Reply with what was on my shirt.

Best Of VA Missed Connections March 27 – April 2

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Welcome to this week’s Missed Connections, where it seems that the season for hollering at redheads continues. Spring is also here (even if it’s pretty cold this morning…), and you can tell by the people out riding bikes, walking dogs, and checking out fine hotties.

In other news, people are offering keys to their chastity belts, which if nothing else sounds like a pretty kinky way to spend an intimate evening. This week also introduces what sure seems to be a Missed Connections alternate-reality game. Hey, if nothing else, it’s healthier than getting obsessed with the QAnon conspiracy.

But remember, y’all, just because the cashier at Home Depot compliments your wood, that doesn’t mean she wants to get you in the sack. She might just appreciate a fine grade of lumber.

Get building, Virginia.

3 guys holding hands (Barns noble Lynnhaven)

Wow thanks I was not born in an era place that we could do that it would have meant danger to me. Enjoy your freedom.

Help me Out (VCU)

Have you used the missed connections page to find someone you saw in public, for hook-ups, etc? Interested in telling your stories? I’m looking to take portraits to record peoples stories of the missed connections page, for a documentary photography project I’m currently working on. Identity will not be revealed, but I will want to take a few photographs of you, so that part is necessary. Email me for more info and with any questions you may have. Looking forward to it.

Kyle

BEAUTIFUL REDHEAD!!! (carolina ave)

WOW one of the MOST beautiful women i have EVER seen! i let you ahead in line, you probably wont see this though. i hope to run into you again there

I will be there today 11AM… maybe ill get to see you again? lol

what color an make is your car?

UMMM BIG BOOTY!!! (7-11 E Laburnum)

umm that BIG BOOTY, my junk was getting hard, watching you just slightly giggle it and your thighs at the counter in 7-11, imagining, skanking it and see HOW much more it would giggle, especially in yoga pants UMMMM!!!!

what color were your pants today around 2:45 PM

Elizabeth! (Cfield)

You are GORGEOUS! I LOVE tights and skirt season, and am seriously looking forward to skirt and heel season at work….i would SOOOO give you the key to my chastity!

Missed Connections Success Rate? (Richmond, VA)

I am just wondering if there has ever been success on here. I mean, what are the actual odds that you made some sort of connection with some stranger in the world, they felt it too so while at the same time you decide to post about it here, the other person is also thinking I hope they post on CL missed connections, let me scour it to see if they did?

Do you think that actually happens?

Asking for a friend

At Lemon, Sunday night

I was there with my Mom and asked you your name. I think I’m in love.

Wolf Clues (Mechanicsville)

How to catch a wolf?

Dangle a certain married wf in front of him. New clue s each day!

teal bike-brown handle bars

you were riding your bike. it’s maybe mint- with brown handle bars. you ride with no hands. wear a light gray hoodie with a fanny pack across your chest. 6:31pm march 28th you pass en su boca, and me, on boulevard. who are you??

Still searching (Short Pump)

Had a couple of guy friends out that way but we lost touch. Transguy, early 30’s here. HMU if you think it was you

red hair with banadana (southside loc)

You have a pretty smile and apparently remember my order. I was already stumbling through sentences every time I saw you, but today was a doozy. If you’re available, I want to know you more about you.

colleen b

its been over 15 years. your phone number used to end with 6969 haha! you had a nick name for me. big….

if you get this email back.we will go from there. location isn’t exact.

Home Depot Cashier (West Broad)

You’re the sexy blonde cashier that works by the Pro’s desk; I keep laughing how you kept commenting on my nice wood. I don’t care about your current situation…. You’re the whole reason I go into that store. I’ll see you Friday?

Happy Birthday (Chesterfield)

Happy Birthday. Hope its a great one. Wish I could shower you in love. I miss you 🙁

Spivey Truck 7-11 (Cold Harbor Rd)

You came out of 7-11 and caught my attention. Talk,tan pants with a cap. Dark hair. I thought you were cute and hot. I’d like to get to know you better.

White Jeep/Red Jeep (360 towards the riva)

You drove a white Jeep Cherokee and I was in a red Jeep Rubicon. We played car tag all the way down 360 today . Wish it could be more . If you see this email me .

Walking your dog in Westover Hills (KW Road)

You were walking your dog last Thursday around noon-I was sitting on the steps of a house I was working on, talking on the phone. You smiled and said “Hi”- You made my day, in a very big way- Thank You. That is all

Best of VA Missed Connections March 6 – March 13

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Farting in Walmart may not be the best look, but ratting someone out in the Missed Connections might just be the worst one. Can you imagine the arrogance it takes to attempt to spin that into a meet-cute? Well, if you read this week’s missed connections, you won’t have to. You will get some entertaining reads, though, and not just the one where some dude tries to neg a hot girl about alleged flatulence.

For example, we’ve got a dude looking for the person who stole some stuff out of the back of his truck at the Bass Pro Shop… but honestly, if that was you, I don’t suggest you send an email back to the Craigslist user in question. That one won’t end well. The romantic in me hopes the Mount Trashmore story ends well, though — we’ve all been that shy girl at one time or another, am I right?

Get right with your bad self, Virginia.

You Farted In Wal-Mart Yesterday (Richmond)

You were the brunette with the near perfect body that farted in the bread section. I was the guy next to you that looked over and asked, “Was that you?” You quickly replied, “No, it wasn’t me!” You almost seemed insulted I would ask. As the stink grew you continued to deny your flatulence, but it was very evident. I tried to get rid of the stench by waiving two loafs of Ciabatta bread. You proceeded to storm off in an angry manner. You are beautiful, and even if you are a liar and fart like a Clydesdale, I’d still love to meet up with you!

H ( Hopewell ) (Richmond, va)

You stinking bastard, You lied to me about her, you’re business, where you we’re going and you compromised our team.

They ALL think you are a huge LIAR !!!

H you out there? (Your place)

I used to get together with you and had some great times, I miss those times. Tell me, How did it all start? I want to meet up again.

MOUNT TRASHMOORE BMX DUDE (Mount trashmoore)

I had blondish hair with the grey leggings with the blue shoes . We waved good bye and locked eyes . I was too lame to go talk to you ,

I girl could dream if you actually find this ,

Send a picture of you sticking a finger in your ear if it’s you .

Love ,

Too shy

Hot tub guy, where are you? (Richmond)

We talked a while ago, this F would love to talk again. Mention your name in your reply.

Jackets (Sugar Shack)

We were the M/F couple picking out doughnuts, you were waiting for coffee and complimented our jackets. You ran out before we could ask for your phone number.

Colonial Heights, at the Dropkick Murphys show (Henrico)

I was pretty annoyed at the guy who was leaning on me, but you talked me down and it turned out to be a nice evening… as nice as it gets at a murphys show. Hit me up. We could probably have some good times together.

Bass Pro Shops Parking Lot ….Sunday Eve (Back of my truck)

I saw your little ass climbing up in the back of my old jacked up Chevy 4×4 truck . Wasn’t sure why …. until a ways up Rt. 95 later and things got weird in the rear view mirror. Reckon those little blue knobs you took were just too tempting to leave alone . No worries …. you got the last of them …. nothing bright …shiny or blue up there now . You come back again you’ll need a wrench . I’d bought some Super Lube for my tackle …. but if I’d met you back there think I’d a skipped all that and in spite of being strictly a ladies man woulda gave ya a big what for ……just for GP .

Kharma is a bitch …. just remember that when she gets ya good and it hurts .

( also suggest you stay outta other folks trucks …. espescially near a place that sells so many guns & dangerous weapons )

Probably see ya in

the funny papers or news with some fancy ankle bracelets soon enough or a toe tag .

Suggest you get on the good side of the road , pay it forward & get right with your bad self.

Foodlion (AcademyRd) (Powhatan)

Genevive (Sun) around 3:30 i came through your line. You are so sweet. I had Oakleys on, You kept glancing. You couldn’t tell but i kept staring at you, I feel like a idiot now. I should have said something. long shot. If you see this do you remember what shirt i was wearing?

Cute model in The Fan (Rich., VA)

I saw you in downtown Richmond in the fan. You were the model looking for additional work and opportunities, but I was too shy to get your info. If you’d like to work with me for some modeling and actress work, get to me ASAP.

your blond transgirl hair stylist misses you (Staunton)

you used to come get one of my legendary cuts. I would put a warm towel on your neck, then we would trim your beard after your fresh cut…wow we’d have fun and laugh….inobox me Im here all weekend..

Starbucks of Barnes & Nobel

I was checking out at Starbucks of Barnes & Nobel chesterfield mall (Sunday around 3 pm). I guess you were with your son. We had an eye contact, I think you caught me checking you out and I couldn’t say anything. I thought you were very beautiful & attractive lady. Blew me away. Please contact me if you want to have some coffee or get together. This is the first time I post something like this on CL. I’m very discreet. Thanks!

Silver Honda grabbing coffee (South Richmond)

Saw a very attractive woman at 711 yesterday…..driving a silver Honda. We checked one another out several times while parked next to each other. Doubt you’ll see this, just wanted to compliment you. (I was waiting on a friend to pull up before heading to work….you: personalized tags). I thought you seemed interested, if so contact me with the type of car I was driving or what your tags say for verification.

Awesome girl at Auto Bell in Virginia Beach (Virginia Beach)

A couple weeks ago I came in for a truck wash and you were working and I happened to notice how cute you were. But there was something special about you. Then as you gave me my keys you commented on my choice of music (Chelsea Grin) and I figured out how just how cool you actually were. I just wanted to tell you that I think you are awesome and super hot. I wasnt expecting to meet such a pretty girl who also is into metal, so I was kind of tongue tied for a second. I would love to talk/ text you about metal if you are interested. Either way, I hope you see this and just know how amazing you are.

Taco Bell Harrison crossing

Long shot, beautiful young lady named Tammy I believe when they said your order was ready. Made eye contact a few times, would like to talk you have pretty eyes and really nice hair.

Taco Bell Harrison crossing around dinner time the other night. Please message me.

Urban Farmhouse Hottie (Scott’s Addition)

You are petite, fit, dark hair and have a beautiful smile and the sexiest hips I’ve ever seen. I want to cry because I’m too old to ask you out, but I thank the gods you work weekends.

Girls in the Camry at the light (Mechanicsville)

You were riding with your girls in a dark Camry, hanging out the window and kept asking for my number and if I was married. I was behind you at the light. No, I’m not married. Hit me up.

Best of VA Missed Connections February 20 – February 26

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If you’re seeking wisdom this week, you might want to check out the Missed Connections, where we’ve learned that people don’t change — they just keep on using an anonymous internet service to tell the world about their crushes on customer service employees.

For example, this week we’ve got employees from libraries and office parks, a change from our usual selection of bartenders and fast food workers. There’s plenty of the usual lust going on out there, too, along with at least one dude who doesn’t want to pay for Ashley Madison, if you know what I mean. Meanwhile, if you’ve got vanity plates about your love of fishing, you should scroll down, because someone might just be looking for you.

One quick word of advice for everyone, though: if you’re going out for a night on the town in a skimpy bodysuit, you might want to keep an extra-close eye on “the girls” — dudes out here have dashcams.

Keep it discreet, Virginia.

Walking (Forest hill park)

It was a beautiful day for a walk. We were each alone. I think you caught me checking you out when I was taking photos. If you’d like to take a walk together let me know what i was wearing and taking photos of.

***If this is not for you please do not respond, I am not gay nor am I interested in anyone’s services.

Coffee connection (Mech/ Glen Alle)

Mwm seeking mwf coffee bud…someone passionate about their brew that would like to talk life over a cup with no expectations except good convo.

Ronnie (Richmond)

Hey I last spoke with you a few months ago. We met up a few times. You came to my place twice and I was well overdue for a visit. We walked through Byrd park where you showed off your pull-ups then had breakfast. Let’s do this again. Jen.

people don’t change (Richmond)

you are right people don’t change unless they really want to.. takes alot of effort

People don’t change

People worry, What are they worryin’ about today? Seems like there’s a good reason To worry.

I’d sit around- listening to your story

If I wasn’t in such a

Hurry.

RE: People dont change (RVA)

People do change, But the more they change the more they stay the same..

Sunday Night at the Library (?!) (RVA)

You helped me check out some books at a surprisingly full library this evening. I imagine you won’t see this, but in case you do, I really enjoyed our banter and would love to continue sometime. Tell me which class you need a paper topic for so I know it’s you and maybe we can chat a bit more!

Wawa Forest Hill Sat am

You were pumping gas in a blue buick, couldn’t keep my eyes off of you. Would love to learn about you.

Walking dog (West Ghent)

You were leaving the dog park while I was walking on the sidewalk. My dog wanted to sit and watch your dog walk by. Our dogs should play sometime! 🙂 reply with type of dog I have or what I was wearing.

Missing the lust and desire, M4W (Central Cville)

Where did the passion and desire go? Married man here looking for that spark that has gone. Is there another married woman who’s lost hers too and needs help finding hers? Looking to find something discreet, secret, and delicious. Is that you? Maybe it can be us and what was once missing can be found again… Let’s not let life pass us by.

Salon Anderson highway ( Powhatan ) (Richmond, va)

Older blonde at the salon getting you’re hair done by Shawnee. I sat beside you, we looked at each other and smiled. Love you’re necklace. Maybe we could get together and talk sometime…

Wow! (Norfolk)

You stopped by my job today… 12:30ish…ran inside to grab something and came back out. Me and a co worker were sitting in the truck out front. I couldnt take my eyes off you. Chances of you seeing this are nill but i had to try.

Looking to reconnect with my couple friends from 2017(Richmond)

We used to get together as couples for drinks in hopes that we would hit it off and the friendship would develop further, but for a specific reason we were never really able to hit it off and the friendship fizzled out and never got to the next step. We all knew what the issue was but you guys were very nice and polite and I always regretted that because of her the relationship never turned into what we hoped it would. We kept in contact for a bit after, then I ran into you two out and you guys confirmed what I already knew and said if things ever changed you guys would be interested in reconnecting. Well things have changed, we split and I am now trying to reconnect to see if we can get the friendship to the next level. I have tried to email you guys at the last email I had, but it has been a while and I am not sure you still use that address. We met on Craigslist back then so hoping you’ll see this ad and reach out.

Twin hickory Library (Glen Allen)

I saw you last night at the library and must say that I am very interested in getting to know you!!I didn’t have enough courage to reach out to you before you left but I will say that I will not let the opportunity pass if presented again!!!You were driving a Mitsubishi lancer es,you had a black coat with white trim around the cuffs!!!If this is you please respond with liscense plate number and I’ll know for sure it’s you!!Look forward to hearing back thank you

You tried to get in my car (Wawa on Ferrill Parkway)

Saturday night, you were dressed in a skin tight body suit. You came out the back door trying to wrangle your tit back into your outfit. You walked behind my car to talk to your friends in a white SUV, then tried to get into my car by mistake. Your other friends honked their horn at you and you jumped in their car and drove off. Thanks for the laughs. I hope you had a fun night.

PS my dash cam recorded it, but your modesty was preserved.

Birthday Boy! (Fredericksburg)

It’s my Birthday! I need a companion! Shit, I may need 2 companions! I’m freaky, but not a freak! Not some weirdo or creep either! I’m good looking, not arrogantly so, and have my own shit! Tonight, none of that means 1 iota! I simply want to have the best time possible! And, I want to have it with strangers. Who/what you need to be: I’m not picky, if you want to have a good time, hit me up. You must be a female. You must be between the ages of 30 and 50. Now; if you’re a sexy G’Ma, or a lonely late 20 something either be funny, or have a great asz! I drink (tonight) and am 420 friendly so if this offends you…”walk on by”. I prefer thick women with nice butts and smaller breast. You don’t need $, don’t have to be a beauty queen, and can be and do just about anything you want tonight as long as it involves having fun. Seems a woman with attachments would be ideal….

Married/Relationship – Hell, tonight I will make an exception! (Just don’t tell me) Important: You will not be asked to do something ridiculous or anything you don’t want to do. I’m grown, I have a real job which requires high level clearance, and like I said need a “fuck it” night! If this sounds like your type of hype, this is my real number and my real email address. This is 100% 4 REAL! And yes, send me a recent full body pic.

Ron-

Cute blonde caterer at Stony point Office park (Chesterfield)

You are a fit, attractive blonde in what I guessed as your mid to late 20’s, dressed in black. I was wearing blue sunglasses which I could not take off because my hands were tied up. You were pulling a heavy cart for a catered lunch, I held the door for you and nearly dropped my boxes. You were so polite, and made the comment of how strong I must have been to catch the boxes. Your gratitude and the compliments you gave me was a huge boost to my day! I am glad there are nice people out there like you, have a nice day!

Lost My Peeps (Greenbrier)

Having moved here from California to take care of my mother, I made good friends along the way in roughly the last four years, but we have lost all of our contact information. The pleasure was all mine, mostly anyway. So, I’m posting this in hopes that you remember me and contact me so we can rekindle and continue our friendship.

Women going intoPanera (Mechanicsville)

Thursday afternoon I just came out of Panera, you was going into Panera, we both said hi to each other and you ask how I was doing… looking for more discussion with you, we could meet at Panera for a meal and conversation…

LUV2FISH or LUV2FSH ginger (Richmond VA)

Saw you around Richmond. Nice!

Time and time again (Charlottesville)

I’m so tired, but can’t sleep. My body is in so much pain. I can never get comfortable. It is a constant struggle. I’m so alone. I just need someone to make conversation with. But, that is almost impossible to cone by these days. I miss the one who got to know me. Asks about my day, let’s me complain about not sleeping, etc. I’m just exhausted, and rambling at this juncture. Must stop before I make it worse. Maybe, just maybe, I can sleep. But, I doubt it.

I want to apologize (Charlottesville)

My circumstances as they are have resulted in me living in my vehicle. I park in public parking spaces. I try to be discreet and low key. I don’t litter. I don’t panhandle or ask people for spare change. I don’t ask for cigarettes, I don’t smoke. I don’t ask for anything from anyone. I don’t steal. I don’t drink and am not on drugs. For that matter no addiction had anything to do with me becoming or continuing to be homeless. I do have problems. I have fallen through the cracks. I have tried to get help. Very little is available due to the specifics of my situation. I am not a felon. Further I am not a danger unless trouble comes looking for me. I do look rough. Even scary at times. You would too if you had been through what I have. Recently a woman on her way to work saw me waking up and from the look on her face she was scared. I know it can be scary to encounter someone who looks like me and realizing I’m homeless and not knowing what I’m going to do. I often get looks of disgust from people. I am more used to being looked down upon as opposed to scared of. Or maybe it is more comfortable with. I don’t like making people feel uncomfortable or scared by accident. Intentionally is a completely different story. I do apologize for not being able to take better care of myself than I am. I am reduced to living in the footprint of one public parking space. I know someone going to work needs the space more than me. I have nowhere to go. I’m sorry.

Best of VA Missed Connections: January 2 – January 8

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We’re starting 2019 off right here in Virginia, and this week’s missed connections reflect that fact. From people checking on your coffee orders to good samaritans making sure you got the license plate number of the guy who hit your car, everyone’s looking out.

And if you’re looking out for some companionship, you might want to check through this week’s crop. Someone might be looking for you, especially if you’re always the most naked friend in the group, or you were crying in Starbucks and you need some love to turn that frown upside down.

Just don’t let yourself be consumed by bitterness — as we’ll soon see, it’ll eat you up like a hamburger.

To the kind person at PBR that left me a note 🙂 (PBRva)

Someone hit my car in the parking lot and you left me a note with their license plate. Thank you sooooo much, kind citizen!!

You asked if my toes were cold (Short Pump)

In the heels I was wearing.

You were tall, handsome, and not afraid of small talk.

You notified the staff that I still needed my iced coffee. Being soft spoken and shy, it really meant a lot.

Thanks for being such a great way to start that day and a nice note to end such a bad year on.

Still thinking about it.

You are missing it (Richmond)

All I wanted is your affection and attention. But it’s nonexistent. You hide things and tell half truths and I’m supposed to be okay with this?

You have clearly shown I am the furthest thing from your mind.

I am attractive and wish you would treat me like I am.. tell me I am…Showing me off, taking me out, showing affection.

THE HOF (THE Hofheimer house)

I was sitting at the bar and you were with another woman who was taller than you.
You apologized for staring at me.
I did not realize you were.

Then I saw you when I left outside the door.
You said goodnight.

I actually found you nice, and attractive. I would like to talk more.
I am a male and you are a female.
Sorry I did not engage, but would like to.

Gorgeous woman wearing yellow raincoat (Chippenham hospital elevator)

Sorry for the crappy weather report!!! Please let me make it up to you with matching boots and hat For your yellow jacket. Btw retired airforce.

WalMart Southern Shopping Center (Norfolk)

You left your change for me to use and it was so sweet! I thanked you in the parking lot and you said you’d been shopping for a NYE party you were bartending at. I don’t know how old you are or what your deal is but I’m single and would love to hang out sometime! Happy New Year!

Cute girl at the gas station (McKinney)

We were clearly interested in each other, but we were both driving with a friend. Hit me up if I’m on the money!

Hamburger

When all is said and done it’s about the mmmmmeeeaatttt isnt it?

Women say this and that, but my life experience says otherwise…

It’s all about the mmmmmeeeaatttt.

Thing is I don’t care anymore. I have a dog for companionship, It’s alot simpler

Birthday Suit, lost contact, still around? (Midlothian)

Hey Birthday Suit,

You went silent New Years Eve, you still around?

Enjoyed the conversation, reply back let’s continue the fun in 2019!

RIC Tuesday night (Richmond airport)

Saw you several times throughout the ordeal the airlines put us through on Tuesday. First plane issues, then luggage retrieval. You- military man, although not in uniform. Dark hair, pretty eyes. Me- short, tired woman with short brown hair, travelling with my teenage daughter. We left San Diego first flight at 6 am and was wiped out by this 4th flight of the day. American Airlines flight coming in from Charlotte

The teary eyed woman in Starbucks

You were having coffee with a friend this evening and couldn’t help but overhear bits of your conversation. You were sitting by the window in a dress that perfectly hugged your waist, stunning and full of sadness all at the same time.

We locked eyes in the reflection of the window a few times and I nodded, hoping to convey my support for your situation.

If you’d like an open ear or maybe someone to help you feel a little less lonesome, I’d love to fill that role. It made my heart run away to hear you laugh through your struggles.

Reach out if you need someone. I’m here.

My rain cloud (Gloucester)

Been so long since i seen your beautiful self with ever changing hair color and style my little kitty cat jellyfish crab with the rain cloud. Let us start anew its 2019 after all. We all deserve a chance after all.

Best of RVA Missed Connections: November 14 – November 20

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It’s a short week, and we’re all hurrying to get through it and get to the long Thanksgiving weekend already. But before you make your Black Friday shopping plans, you might want to find some loving. That’s where Missed Connections comes in.

This week, we’ve got all sorts of hanky-panky going on, from military gym rats and dog park habitues to tomato planters and friendly waitresses. If you’re into turtles, or racing your BMW on the interstate, someone might just be looking for you. Just be careful you don’t blow it because you couldn’t find parking! This ain’t amateur hour.

The husky bearded white dude by the vcu library

Long shot. We started taking by the compass. After talking for sometime. You asked me if i have a gf and then called me handsome. You have some great sleeve ink and beautiful country accent. Hit me up, man. Would love to get together at some point. 

Enchanted (Scottsville)

“Daddy” misses his “enchanted” princess. Seems like it’s been “everlong”

Yng lady tryn to keep the peace (Godfreys)

You were with your friend who wore glasses n was “friends” with one of my friends but u n your friend danced together most of the night. You talked to me for a moment and we played footsy with our fingers. I would like to get to know you better if thats okay. Tell me if u remember me? 

On 64 east by Indian river rd

I’m a male, We shared a look or three, before I exited you slid your foot up in your seat sliding your skirt up next time I will let you see. Let me know when and where your going to be so I can give you a show 

LoriA (Colonial Hts)

You looked just a little TOO good when I saw you yesterday. To quote Rhett Butler, “You should be kissed and often. And by someone who knows how!” Wish it was me…..that burgundy lipstick to match your top was just SINFUL! 

A- (Petersburg)

I doubt you will see this. Few yrs ago. You had medium length red hair. We met and instant chemistry. The record player always on. You said I was the first guy who could keep up. I helped plant your tomatoes. You borrowed my hat and tshirt then disappeared. Best 6 weeks ever. Lost your contact info. Hope life is blessed. Thanks for the memories. 

Dawn at Mom’s Siam

Dawn, we met at Mom’s Siam last night and were heading for another drink at Buddy’s when they closed. I don’t think either of us could find parking. I passed you as we both searched a couple of times.

Here’s hoping you see this. I wish I’d thought to give you my number

Wonder Woman (C-field)

I miss you. Saw you a few times at the pool this summer looking so sexy. Really wish we could re-connect. 

RE: Beautiful and not shy woman at slightly stooped concert (The National)

I was standing to the left of you. You were with your gf, I assume. She’s a thin blonde. Your hair was pulled back, and you have a beard.

Just letting you know I see this. It was fun 😉 

Turkish bmw

To the gorgeous turkish girl racing me down 95 in a BMW… I let you win 

Dog Park (Ocean view)

I was at the playground with my kids and you pulled up in front of me with your dog, he was wearing a harness with “in training”. You walked into the dog park and I couldn’t help but notice how attractive you were. You made eye contact a few times. I hope you see this ad! If you do what color sweater we’re you using and what color and brand were your shoes. If you could tell me what color shorts I was wearing I would know that’s it’s you for sure! 

Miseed P from Bon Air (Providence Road)

What a pleasant surprise to bump into you. Have missed your smile and spirit, as well as the turtles. We keep bumping into each other. Would love to talk. S  

Met at gym You came over twice for massage (Glen Allen)

When I was here for work after Labor Day, we met at the gym and you ended up coming to my hotel room twice in two weeks for massage.

You were mid20s, great build, forget if you said Army or USMC, your gym bag had a college logo on it (trying to be discrete here.)

You wanted to come again the following week but I had already checked out.

Anyway, I’m back for work, same hotel, brought my massage stuff and fleshlight but lost your email so try me again man.

Alamo?

You were the initial waitress for me and my family at the beginning of our movie. You wrote a heart on my check at the end of the movie. I wasnt sure if it was something you normally do or if there was something there?

If there was something, I’m totally interested. Tell me what movie it was, and maybe what I ordered or was wearing if it’s really you.