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Best Of VA Missed Connections February 12 – February 18

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It’s wintertime here in RVA, and we’ve all gotta keep warm, whether we’re doing so by wearing vegan leather, eating Hot Pockets, or paging through the Missed Connections looking for a friendly person to cuddle up to. If you’re a sexy barber, a tatted-up security guard, or a frequently-flying Spongebob fan, someone’s looking to cuddle with you this week; read on for details!

We’ve also got even more of the steady influx of personal-ads-under-another-name that have been cluttering up Missed Connections ever since Craigslist panicked about SESTA/FOSTA and shut down their personal ads. Thankfully, the few we’ve spotlighted are entertaining, including a lady who calls herself “girlfriend material” based on some rather explicit information about her preferences for intimate activities, as well as someone who misses the endless teenage makeout sessions we all engaged in back when we were too young and scared to skip the foreplay and charge straight to the finish line.

Unfortunately, we also have a great example of the literate, intelligent-seeming Missed Connection that gets really creepy about halfway through. You guys have got to learn to stop blowing your cool by the third sentence.

Keep it chill, Virginia.

Leather in Mongrel (Carytown)

You were on a mission, and your vegan leather pants suggested you weren’t to be derailed.

The best streak of gray adored your cropped black hair and I was taken by your look.

We made eyes a few times as I casually found my way in yours.

Perhaps you’ll see this, but you didn’t strike me as someone who peruses missed connections.

Did you mind I was getting in your way? 

Looking for a HotPocket (RVA)

Miss my heat and eat hotpocket. Is SHE out there?

Thoughts

Just wondering. There are so many of us out there looking for a significant other. Someone to do things with. In this age and time of society how is it that some have given up and although prefer to be single when given the chance to find someone they throw it out the window. We don’t know how to communicate anymore. We exchange a few conversations and when we get bored we move on to the next. There is such a high volume of people who prefer that one night stand no commitment that make it harder for those of us truly trying to find that special someone. 

Looking for the tattooed female security guard at libbie Target (Henrico)

I would love to talk to the tattooed female security guard who works at Target near libbie and broad. I think you are incredibly beautiful. I asked you where the automotive things are lat week when i was in the store. I hope to hear from you. 

Hey Ian

Soup is good food, but keep your spoon in your own bowl. 

Saw you out the window earlier

I saw you out the window earlier. You may have seen me too. I’m not really attracted to you but I’ll watch you jerk off or something if you’re into it. 

Forest Hill 7-11 this morning (Richmond)

So I’m pretty sure that you’ll never see this but I’ll give it a shot… I held the door for you as I went to my work truck. While I was helping a coworker I noticed you sitting in your car looking over.. I felt it’d be weird if I walked over and said something but then again so is posting a missed connection. If you see this and were interested let me know!

Girlfriend Material

I won’t lie to you, I’m complicated, a bitch at times, sarcastic, cute, emotional, selfish, smart af, skilled at many things, love giving head, whiny, slightly clingy if I’m REALLY attached to you, and just freshly had my heart broken 

Walmart shiela ln (Southside)

I know this place has become shady but i didn’t know where else to post. You are a gorgeous female and we ran into each other at least 6 times. Tell me what item we talked about so i know its you. Would love to take you out. 

Airport Newark to Norfolk. Spongebob clothes (Norfolk)

We were in the same flight from Newark to Norfolk. You had a spongebob shirt and pants on. I should have said hi but didn’t. 

Missing my little gym partner (midlothian)

You had me run you through how to deadlift correctly on evening and never saw you again. Me late thirties tattooed, bearded and tall. You appeared to be around 30 and little. Would love to get together again, never did get properly introduced. Name the gym so I know it’s you. 

Just making out (West End)

Does anyone just make out anymore like we did in high school? I miss kissing for hours and holding each other. M4F 

Dancing girl in Keagan’s Feb 14th

Hi, watched you dance…we made eye contact several times but I was too shy to approach you. Would love to meet/talk with you. Tell me where you stood and danced all night and what you were wearing/hair color.

,………Shy Beard Guy 

Goodwill West Broad

Does anyone know the dark blond haired guy that works at Goodwill on West Broad? I think he may be a manager there, his name starts with “D”. I haven’t seen him in a while, not sure if he’s still there. Just wondering what’s happened to him? 

Tired of Games (Norfolk)

Tired of all the miss connections!! If you serious send a message. M for M/f… 

Saw you on the downtown mall (Charlottesville)

Saw you on the downtown mall, and you were beautiful. The truth is I see a lot of beautiful women on the mall. I always try and give a quick nod and smile, but sometimes that’s the least of what I want to do. Sometimes I just want to walk right up to you and start whispering in your ear about what I’m going to do to you. I want to tell you about how nothing else matters when I’m focused on you. Your age, your past, your future OUR future?!? None of that matters when my focus is on the here and now where all that matters is giving you the love you deserve, cherishing every one of your curves. And let nobody ever call you fat because I look at you and I see beauty. Good lawd that booty. But I’m getting off track you got me distracted.

The point is I saw you on the mall. Maybe you saw me. Young guy – 26, white, hair longer than most men around here – flowing but sometimes put up. Sometimes rocking my glasses other times going without. 5’10 Hazel eyes. Average build. I’m there almost every day. Maybe you saw me. Walking your dog or swinging by the post office.

The truth is I’m not sure if I’ve seen you the women who’s reading this message, but don’t be shy please. Just send me an email. Maybe we’ll trade some pictures and eventually meet up for a drink. But for now I’m here on missed connections because I’m missing connection and craving your touch.

Handsome barber (Stafford)

Slammin Cuts in stafford white barber with miltary haircut. I got out of my car to go to the UPS and I did a double take. You will probably never see this but you were really hot. 

Missed Connection at Red Mart (Richmond)

To the cute guy in the KC Chiefs hat who spoke to the shy girl in the blue dress at the Red Mart on Broad Rock Blvd this morning. Yes, I’m interested. Reach me here. 

TS Dicks Sporting Goods/ miss connections (Hampton)

I WAS WONDERING IF ANYONE HAD ANY GOLF CLUBS OR GOLF BALLS BECAUSE I LOVE PLAYING GOLF 

Taco Bell (Chester)

I had came through the drive thru last night and you were serving me.

We made eye contact numerous times and I have to say that you’re a very beautiful woman and I would love to know more about you. 

Surrounded by birds (Barracks road)

Looking for someone who knows the man who was surrounded by wild birds outside Panera about 8 years ago. 

Beautiful Latina in Burlington tonight (Broad St, Richmond)

You caught my eyes and just stared at me….i froze like a deer in the headlights…tall blue eyed male here who can’t stop thinking about you…omg. Reach out and let’s meet.

Best of VA Missed Connections December 24 – December 31

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Since we last brought you our weekly Missed Connections roundup, we’ve moved from Merry Christmas to Happy New Year, and from freezing temps to a surprising post-solstice return of springlike conditions. That’s led quite a few people to break out the warm weather clothing, which can include sandals… the mere thought of with draws weirdos inexorably toward Craigslist.

But it’s not just foot fetishists out here in MC-land, we’ve also got quite a bit of Christmas spirit lingering throughout the final week of 2019. If you bought a stranger a pizza over the holidays, kudos to you; what’s more, someone in the Missed Connections just might be looking for you. Plus, we’ve got awkwardly charming holiday geekiness, friendly Honda repairmen, and gorgeous Taco Bell frequenters (so you know they’ve got good taste).

I sure hope you guys have gotten all the foot talk out of your system this week, though. If it starts being like this every week, I’m gonna be a bit skeeved out.

Happy New Year, Virginia!

Toes in December (Short Pump)

What a nice surprise for these warm days in December. Makes me want to see some sexy female toes out and about. Mature, generous male wants to pamper and play with your feet.

From painting your nails to sucking your toes, I love it all.

Shoe size in subject line will get my attention. Come on ladies, let me at your feet !

Where is my package

You delivered once, but I guess the holiday rush kept you away…..I hope to unwrap that chocolate again.

Lonely (Midlothian)

Lonely during the holidays would love to find a friend. 

Pizza rocks (place 4 g)

I am thankful on Christmas that you got me pizza when I was without food. When I think all is lost, someone shows up and helps me. I think your name was Jaimes and you had a place near where I was. I have to get my plan together soon, to live for another day. So I can pay it forward to the next person. Would like to be able to gmail you if you can. Should be able to do some work to your car or something for your kindness. Thank you again and have a great Christmas. 

Missing my foot goddess (Rva)

Missing my beautiful foot goddess, hopefully I can reunite or meet someone new. 

When a fine woman with shy smile comes along (540397 Culpeper Road)

You bumped into me accidentally and were embarrassed I guess. I was about speechless because of your smile and fab hair. It was hard to talk because you surprised me. You really alone Christmas? I am dumb because I am too and your bumping into me I didn’t say same here. Never posted or asked, but would you like to just walk somewhere pretty and talk? Promise I am kind and will make you smile again. Who wants to be alone anyhow? I hope you see this, and since I had guts to post, maybe you will respond. You seemed playful so – dare! New years coming and 5191 is the band playing at the winery. You have snuck and got my number. I hear they have new ducklings this year!!!!! 

A truck for Christmas…

We talked for a minute a few nights ago… I want to talk more! Tell me about your truck so I know it’s you.

New in town (Richmond)

New in town looking to go out with some other party goers .. ready for a good time to bring in the new year 

coffee awkwardness at 7-eleven (Museum District)

That awkward shuffle we did around each other while making coffee really made me giggle the other day (Friday? Saturday?). So did your pikachu lanyard and spiderman wallet. Wanna go… grab more, um… coffee?

7-11 Cashier (Corner of Main and Harrison Street)

I was in your 7-11 at almost midnight on the 21st. You were talking to the other cashier and it looked like you were preparing to go home. Our eyes met a few time. You are a brunette woman with beautiful brown eyes and I wanted to say something to you but chickened out. If you see this, remember me and are interested give me a shout. I’d like to get to know you.

Female foot models wanted (Hampton Roads)

Searching for women over the age of 18 who have pretty to decent looking feet who wouldn’t mind modeling their feet. Modeling feet includes pictures and videos and that’s all. Toe nails don’t have to be painted, nor is a pedicure needed (it can be provided if desired), and size of feet doesn’t matter. Please no mangled and extra toes, skin conditions, or missing and extra toes. Any race is welcomed to apply, and finding someone in the next few weeks is important. If interested, please email me and include age, foot size, and picture of feet if you have it. Please also have a pair of flip flops, sneakers, heels (closed and open toe), and flats. Thanks for reading and have a wonderful day. 

New Years friendly party (Fredericksburg)

The wife and I were downtown Fredericksburg back during New Years You were an older gentleman the wife had dark hair and everything seem pretty cool with good conversation but we lost your contact info. We are staying in Fredericksburg New Year’s weekend again just wanted to see if we could find you…long shot. If this is you send your picture for confirmation

Restroom second time

This was the second time I ran into you, the last being tonight. You were working. You were standing still and I went into the stall. I came out and we glanced at each other and you went into the stall. You were on your phone again. Was it meant for us to meet? If you see this tell me what I said before I left.

Lady with Honda at BAP GEON (Norfolk)

Looking for Beautiful woman that I helped at Bap Geon Saturday 14th with her Honda so she could make it to a Funeral. You offered me money and I wouldn’t take it so you gave me a hug instead. If you see this I would love to take you to lunch sometime.

fun times again (Chesterfield)

We hooked up a couple times at your place & I was wondering would you like to reconnect ?? Or was wondering if there might be a different woman that likes having her feeties worshipped. If your still here & want to have more fun, just let me know. Or if you want to try to see if we connect, let me know

Looking for a woman

I am a younger white country boy just looking for some new things to learn in the room If you know what I mean hmu with anything females only 

Looking for a girl w a secret (Lawrenceville)

I’m looking for about any girl that secretly likes to be spanked. Maybe not so secretly. Maybe this is new fantasy, or maybe lifelong, or maybe you’re just curious. We may have been chatting and got cut off before. Reply back, and let’s chat and go from there. WM, 51

This connection is missed (Chesapeake)

To have dinner with someone who is genuinely interested and chat about the things that you’re passionate about. Having someone you can trust and setting your insecurities aside , and just being yourself. Not being afraid to fail or being scared of rejection… because you know the other person would never judge you. Not having to chase someone … because they aren’t constantly testing you. It would be so nice to have that ONE great friend who I could confide in , someone that would understand me… and me understand you. In reality —I’m searching for a best friend. Someone who is loyal , someone who appreciates my flaws , someone who sees my imperfections as… perfection. I’m attractive and fit , funny yet practical. Chemistry comes naturally ,could you be the one ?

Golds Gym (Colonial Heights)

To the guy in orange shoes who comes in morning, WOW! U kinda remind me of Prince Royce. Cant wait to see u at gym again. 

I Drove You In My Car (Henrico West Broad Street Area)

So, gorgeous white male with the dark hair, did I misread our mutual interest?….I am a female to weed out the majority on here who are males looking for other males. Believe it or not, there are some heterosexual people still around. Merry Christmas to all.

Erin’s Smile (Newport News)

She comes into taco bell on Mercury in the colliseum area a lot. Her smile could light up the darkest heart. She’s beautiful too.

C (22901)

Please just tell me you’re ok.

Starbucks (West salem)

To the individual who paid for my starbucks this morning…THANK YOU.. it was at 11:47 this morning. Tell me the amount you paid and the car you was driving. Would love to chat… M for Female..

Nelson County Automobile Accident on New Year’s Eve (2012?) ((River Rd) Rt. 6 – between 151 and 29)

Several years ago on New Year’s Eve (2012?), around 1AM, there was a single-vehicle automobile accident in Nelson County on River Rd (Rt. 6 between 151 and 29). A small SUV ran off the road and hit a tree, injuring the driver. There were no other occupants. I was the first person to stop, and stayed until rescue workers took over. If anyone recognizes this event, I’m curious about the driver and her recovery. 

We met on a rainy night in short pump (Short pump)

We met on a rainy night in a parking lot of a sporting goods store in short pump. My email screwed up and I can’t get back into my account ….I hope you haven’t moved on. We made out in a parking lot and moved the car somewhere else and I still regret not putting it in….I hope you see this,this is how we found each other.

PetSmart (Chester)

I’m looking for the female that was in PetSmart today. White attractive female. In the store between 10-2. If its you let me know. I was attracted to you. I’ll let you know who I was when you respond. 

PA Rec Center, Swimmer (Virginia beach)

We always see each other in the locker room and exchange glances … you are a swimmer in your STeam and I would say Hi. Tell me what class of speedo I always use and what is the team name

Car salesman

I bought a used car today from you today. You are a very sexy woman and i would like to hook up with u one night. If you see this, tell me the car i bought so i know its you. You are a ravens fan.

Food Lion (Outside powhatan)

You were grabbing a few items, in express lane. You dropped an item I picked it up and put it on the counter. We made small talk. You were jokingly flirty bud I was being serious. You had on your work gear. If you see this say hi.

Blond at short pump kroger (Short pump va)

We made eye contact in the water isle a few times and after that. You had on black leggings and had an amazing figure, earring in your nose. Very attractive lady.! I was the male you made eye contact with and smiled at. Describe me so I know it was you. Would love to know more about you and your figure.

UVA Primary Care Thursday 12/19 (Charlottesville)

We passed in the lobby, you were watching me watching you; was that a glint in your eyes or just a reflection of the spark in mine? We both smiled, and you certainly brightened my morning. I’m the grey-beard with the walking stick. Would like to actually meet you if you’re interested. If not, then I can understand and respect that, and thank you for the moment. 

Best Of VA Missed Connections November 13 – November 19

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Welcome to another week of Missed Connections, in which we learn that the heart wants what it wants, even when that thing might not be what’s best for you. We also learn that the recent colder temperatures might just be afflicting our MC posters’ fingers, as ads are more terse than ever this week. We’re guessing lots of you are just hurrying to finish typing your posts so you can put your gloves back on. Suggestion: wait til you get where you’re going to let the world know about your missed connection. If you forget it by the time you get there, was it really worth posting about?

There’s also a lot of food talk in this week’s Missed Connections… I guess the temps are also fueling our nesting instincts, meaning we all want to cuddle up with a warm plate of delicious eats. How long before these posts become dominated by talk of “Netflix and chill” in front of the fireplace? At this rate, I give it three weeks.

And finally, of course, we’ve got some questions from a straight guy who, from the sound of it, might not be so straight after all. If any of our readers still feel like they need permission from the world to explore options beyond strictly hetero couplings, well, I’m officially giving it to you.

Let your rainbow flag fly, Virginia.

you punched me in the face in Stuart Court but I still miss you (Richmond)

title says it all.

Miss you (Richmond)

Miss you even though we never really got along and I’m sure you think about me too. BB.

Friday downtown sandwiches

The sandwiches on the second floor were better.

Marcos hull (Brandeemill)

I was disappointed you couldn’t wait on me.

I hope you will next time. When you look at me I want to eat more than pizza.

Dots Restaurant (Bellevue)

You are one Beautiful waitress

Deisy (Sandston)

You are a waitress and waited on me saturday
afternoon.You are beautiful and i would love to get know you. Let me know the name of the restaurant

Gorgeous brunette came in Huddle House round 12:30pm (Virginia Beach)

The gorgeous brunette walked in Huddle House in Landstown area of Virginia Beach. You was wearing a blue top and gray pants your clothes showed off your amazing body perfectly. But anyway I was amazed by your beauty. You walked in with this bold head guy and I don’t know if he is a Bf or a Co-Worker but if you are not seeing anyone or if you are looking for some fun outside of your relationship I would love to help you with that. I would love to meet up and have a drink and talk sometime.

The Gorgeous Mother in CHKD LANDSTOWN this morning (Virginia Beach)

To the most beautiful woman I ever seen in my life. You came into CHKD LANDSTOWN round 8am with your son to check in. I wish I could’ve talk to you and see if you are a single mother or not because I would love to ask you out. You was wearing all black and on your high heels boots you had like a gray Scarf tied around your boots. You are Incredibly sexy and I would love meet up for drinks and see we’re it can go.

Question 4 good looking Str8 guys…. (Fredericksburg)

I have a question and need advice from goodlooking Str8 straight or openminded guys. I’m a similar Goodlooking fit guy, and cannot ask my buddies.

Question – Have you ever had another dude come on to you, or offer to do stuff for you, and what did you do?

VCU Nurse? (E Franklin)

You are a thick short chick. I think you work in the building behind Penny Lane. I see you daily. You’re sexy and I want to get your number.

George Strait (Virginia Beach)

This is not really a missed a connection since we never did talk, but more of a missed opportunity. You sang “Give it Away” at karaoke last night (Saturday), and you were there with a friend. I just thought you were really hot and tried to not look obvious catching glimpses of you all night, since I wasn’t there alone, but then again, neither were you though I’m almost positive you were there with just a friend. Wish you were naked when you sang that song lol.

Krogers deli area – f4m (Richmond)

We spoke in line at the deli today around noon. You had on your work uniform. If you see this tell me where you work or if you’re on qwikmeet tell me what name you go by.

Light guy-food lion (Henrico)

Noticed you in Food lion- working on lights. You mid 40’s, dark hair, scruff, looks like plump ass.

You looked to be checking a couple guys out. What are you into?

Larry’s auto and repair (charlottesville)

Went in with my roomate his service engine light was on.i was in passenger side.you came out to scan the car and had a sexy accent possibly russian or german? Are you single? Are you looking?Whats your name? Tell me what i had with me so i know its you.

We met at Walmart (Churchland)

We met yesterday in the makeup isle, you said I was handsome you would like to hang out sometime. I was wearing jeans a grey t-shirt and black beanie. You were wearing a black dress brown knee high boots and you had brunette hair. Lets meet tonight I am available and would love to make you dinner and have a few drinks. Please respond if you remember me.

Dog Store. Lynnhaven Mall (Virginia Beach)

Dark haired babe with the full sleeve. You’re super pretty and I would like to get to know you.

I had some great Lyft passengers. Anyone? (23227)

I met some great guys driving Saturday night. So you know who I am, Im a tall beefy hairy guy, that drives for charity. Hit me up if you know who I am.

Nice chat (Milothian)

Had a great time chatting with you yesterday on our Uber ride. Hope you had a good day and maybe we will meet again soon.

Lyft driver (Vb)

You were my lyft driver to take me back to my car. Thought we connected pretty good. I’m a male so are you. We were talking about cars and what each cars brand stood for. If you see this and wanna chill let me know what your second car is.

Halloween / Target (charlottesville)

You mouthed something to me when I walked past. It would be fun to run into each other again. Tell me what you said.

i sure miss chatting and emails with you! (richmond)

we used to chat about everything , loved our secret meetings when we did years back,, always think of you! wish you would say hello again. my first initial is R I am male you female first and last intials A. Z. would love to hear from you!

I fixed your flat (RVA)

MWM that stopped to fix your flat. You were a fine black woman that needed a pump. Is it you?

Hannah…..Chris is looking for you (Church Hill)

I am tired of seeing you at a distance and I would like to speak again. I am kicking myself for not getting digits from you when we last spoke. You know where I live and my phone number is right on my van. Call me, girl and let’s get together soon.

Looking for Star from Richmond (Richmond)

Hey star if you see this hit me back. I gave you my number this morning.

Twisted Pig, Port Norfolk, Shooting Pool, with Goatee (Port Norfolk Portsmouth)

I was watching you shoot pool most of the evening, I had to leave, so if you are interested in some relaxation, I live in Port Norfolk not far away. You are welcome to stop by, safe, clean and discreet older guy.

Chub, where have you been? (Sandy Hook)

I miss the days we used to hang out which was long ago 

My 46 birthday came and went and I couldn’t help thinking of you

It’s been too long, let’s reconnect

I’m headed out of town for the weekend but would love to start emailing again and see about finding time to get together

We work together! (Va beach)

So we work together, although we really dont say much other than saying hi and maybe complaining a little about the day, but I always catch you looking at me and vice versa so I just wondered if there was something there.

It could be this is all just a misreading but the way your face lights up every time I say hi to you.. it makes me wonder because you are gorrrrgeous.

Anyway if this reaches the intended person, tell me your name and where we work (and maybe a picture) and I’ll hit you back up!

Best of VA Missed Connections May 8 – May 14

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Here we go with another spring edition of Missed Connections, in which we can plainly see that when the winter clothes went back into the closet, the tattoos went out on display once again. Based on this week’s crop it seems like almost everyone in Richmond has tattoos… but then again, if you’ve lived here for more than a week, you already knew that.

We’ve got a lot more for you besides tattoos this week, though. Wawa continues to be the champion meet-up spot — seriously, not a week goes by without a Wawa Missed Connection. But this month, we’ve also got a bunch of Walmart shoppers up in here; guess people are pinching their pennies so they can afford summer vacations.

Honorable mention must go to the person out there who’s trying to hit on a first responder who arrived on the scene when they wrecked their car. We support it! Just don’t think you’re gonna slide references to strippers past us by referring to the street their workplace is located on. We’ve got google over here, y’all. We see you.

Finally, a shout out to the Barbers Of Cville ultimate frisbee team — the RVA Mag staff wants you all to know that we too can appreciate some opera puns.

Keep ’em coming, Virginia.

Babes (Babes)

You were wearing a Bird of Paradise shirt (old navy little boy section you said) and I showed you my tattoo that matched. Long shot but you were adorable and I’d like to get to know you.

The connections I miss (Chesterfield)

I miss the days when I could skim through CL and find ladies looking to make new friends.

Pretty lady with chest tattoo (Walmart on Hull near 288)

I was walking into the garden section of Walmart yesterday and you were looking at plants (I think). You were very pretty and had a tattoo showing from your shirt on your chest. I just wanted to tell you that you are a hottie and you made me smile when you said hi.

The gorgeous blonde in the yellow Pathfinder (Richmond 95 South)

I was the guy doing wheelies for you and your friends a few weeks ago. I like your smile and reaction. Come riding with me sometime and we’ll grab dinner.

Lidl Market on Sunday (23228)

You were at the Staples Mill Lidl Market on Sunday, about 11am. We were both shopping the same aisle, but I didnt notice you until you walked away. You’re a good-looking guy with dark hair and tats. I hope to see you there again.

Christine dfw-ric yesterday (Richmond Airport)

You made me feel special yesterday. The few minutes with you made my day, and I was sad when it came to part ways—thank you lovely aviation underwriting lady!

Coxcomb red…

I still love you…even if your eyes are viper black…😏

Bdubs mechicsville (Mechanicsville)

Meredith, you were my server a buffalo wild wings tonight. I’m not going to hit on a woman at work but wanted you to know you’re gorgeous. You’ll probably never see this but I had to put it out into the universe.

Walgreens Plank Rd (Fredericksburg)

You probably won’t see this, but we had a brief conversation in the card isle when you needed help picking out a mother’s day card. You were a shorter girl, but I thought you were kinda cute and hoped to at least get your name!

You work on labrooke concorse (Richmond, VA)

You’re beautiful and I was so drawn to you. You probably get this a lot but I really felt something. If it’s you tell me what I was wearing.

We met somewhere around Fburg (Fredericksburg)

You were a beautiful woman over 35 with a stunning smile and we had a wonderful conversation about giving up dating men and only dating women. I’m the buxom woman with long, red hair. I’d love to take this lovely woman out….find me?

Handsome older wm cashier at Walmart on shiela ln (Richmond Virginia)

Hey i was in Walmart on shiela lane lastnight i had to return something and you were my cashier. You were a older gentleman maybe upper 40s 😊 bald wm. With a beard. As was i. But im 24…I thought you were kind of sweet and cute. I was wondering if youd like to meet up or something lol. I wanted to like say something but there was someone in line behind me. If you remember me tell me what i was returning or if you remember the tattoo I have .

You responded to my accident (Hazel run bridge)

You were the officer that responded to my accident. Not sure you will see this. I hope you do. You are a very handsome man. Would like to chat.

Staples Mill WAWA

You bought my Gatorade…. should’ve asked for your number

Beach with friends

Met you and your friends this morning while I was walking my dog I regret not talking to you more. Let me if you want to talk more. What was my dogs name?

Wicked J (Chester/Hopewell)

You are a ginger and was wearing a red shirt today. Your license plate says Wicked J. You are absolutely beautiful. Would like to get to know more about you

You brought music back into my life (newport news)

When I was down, you were there. I didn’t think I would feel comfortable enough to tell anyone about my life and demons. You sent me music to share yourself, you are my angel. Thank you for everything, I hope to see you again, “If it’s meant to be it will be”

Wegmans

We chatted about Beyond meat. You were wearing a Barbers of Cville jersey. You made a comment about the opera puns your team makes and I’d like to hear more.

I was too nervous to ask for your number in the middle of Wegmans but if you see this and you’re interested, message me.

Girl at iration (Norva)

You started to talk to me about my shirt. We hit it off instantly because we both were into jam bands. We talked about your upcoming shows. Hopefully I will see you at bristow. But honestly it would be nice to see you again before that day. Wondering if your single? Reply with what was on my shirt.

Best Of VA Missed Connections March 27 – April 2

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Welcome to this week’s Missed Connections, where it seems that the season for hollering at redheads continues. Spring is also here (even if it’s pretty cold this morning…), and you can tell by the people out riding bikes, walking dogs, and checking out fine hotties.

In other news, people are offering keys to their chastity belts, which if nothing else sounds like a pretty kinky way to spend an intimate evening. This week also introduces what sure seems to be a Missed Connections alternate-reality game. Hey, if nothing else, it’s healthier than getting obsessed with the QAnon conspiracy.

But remember, y’all, just because the cashier at Home Depot compliments your wood, that doesn’t mean she wants to get you in the sack. She might just appreciate a fine grade of lumber.

Get building, Virginia.

3 guys holding hands (Barns noble Lynnhaven)

Wow thanks I was not born in an era place that we could do that it would have meant danger to me. Enjoy your freedom.

Help me Out (VCU)

Have you used the missed connections page to find someone you saw in public, for hook-ups, etc? Interested in telling your stories? I’m looking to take portraits to record peoples stories of the missed connections page, for a documentary photography project I’m currently working on. Identity will not be revealed, but I will want to take a few photographs of you, so that part is necessary. Email me for more info and with any questions you may have. Looking forward to it.

Kyle

BEAUTIFUL REDHEAD!!! (carolina ave)

WOW one of the MOST beautiful women i have EVER seen! i let you ahead in line, you probably wont see this though. i hope to run into you again there

I will be there today 11AM… maybe ill get to see you again? lol

what color an make is your car?

UMMM BIG BOOTY!!! (7-11 E Laburnum)

umm that BIG BOOTY, my junk was getting hard, watching you just slightly giggle it and your thighs at the counter in 7-11, imagining, skanking it and see HOW much more it would giggle, especially in yoga pants UMMMM!!!!

what color were your pants today around 2:45 PM

Elizabeth! (Cfield)

You are GORGEOUS! I LOVE tights and skirt season, and am seriously looking forward to skirt and heel season at work….i would SOOOO give you the key to my chastity!

Missed Connections Success Rate? (Richmond, VA)

I am just wondering if there has ever been success on here. I mean, what are the actual odds that you made some sort of connection with some stranger in the world, they felt it too so while at the same time you decide to post about it here, the other person is also thinking I hope they post on CL missed connections, let me scour it to see if they did?

Do you think that actually happens?

Asking for a friend

At Lemon, Sunday night

I was there with my Mom and asked you your name. I think I’m in love.

Wolf Clues (Mechanicsville)

How to catch a wolf?

Dangle a certain married wf in front of him. New clue s each day!

teal bike-brown handle bars

you were riding your bike. it’s maybe mint- with brown handle bars. you ride with no hands. wear a light gray hoodie with a fanny pack across your chest. 6:31pm march 28th you pass en su boca, and me, on boulevard. who are you??

Still searching (Short Pump)

Had a couple of guy friends out that way but we lost touch. Transguy, early 30’s here. HMU if you think it was you

red hair with banadana (southside loc)

You have a pretty smile and apparently remember my order. I was already stumbling through sentences every time I saw you, but today was a doozy. If you’re available, I want to know you more about you.

colleen b

its been over 15 years. your phone number used to end with 6969 haha! you had a nick name for me. big….

if you get this email back.we will go from there. location isn’t exact.

Home Depot Cashier (West Broad)

You’re the sexy blonde cashier that works by the Pro’s desk; I keep laughing how you kept commenting on my nice wood. I don’t care about your current situation…. You’re the whole reason I go into that store. I’ll see you Friday?

Happy Birthday (Chesterfield)

Happy Birthday. Hope its a great one. Wish I could shower you in love. I miss you 🙁

Spivey Truck 7-11 (Cold Harbor Rd)

You came out of 7-11 and caught my attention. Talk,tan pants with a cap. Dark hair. I thought you were cute and hot. I’d like to get to know you better.

White Jeep/Red Jeep (360 towards the riva)

You drove a white Jeep Cherokee and I was in a red Jeep Rubicon. We played car tag all the way down 360 today . Wish it could be more . If you see this email me .

Walking your dog in Westover Hills (KW Road)

You were walking your dog last Thursday around noon-I was sitting on the steps of a house I was working on, talking on the phone. You smiled and said “Hi”- You made my day, in a very big way- Thank You. That is all

Best of VA Missed Connections March 6 – March 13

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Farting in Walmart may not be the best look, but ratting someone out in the Missed Connections might just be the worst one. Can you imagine the arrogance it takes to attempt to spin that into a meet-cute? Well, if you read this week’s missed connections, you won’t have to. You will get some entertaining reads, though, and not just the one where some dude tries to neg a hot girl about alleged flatulence.

For example, we’ve got a dude looking for the person who stole some stuff out of the back of his truck at the Bass Pro Shop… but honestly, if that was you, I don’t suggest you send an email back to the Craigslist user in question. That one won’t end well. The romantic in me hopes the Mount Trashmore story ends well, though — we’ve all been that shy girl at one time or another, am I right?

Get right with your bad self, Virginia.

You Farted In Wal-Mart Yesterday (Richmond)

You were the brunette with the near perfect body that farted in the bread section. I was the guy next to you that looked over and asked, “Was that you?” You quickly replied, “No, it wasn’t me!” You almost seemed insulted I would ask. As the stink grew you continued to deny your flatulence, but it was very evident. I tried to get rid of the stench by waiving two loafs of Ciabatta bread. You proceeded to storm off in an angry manner. You are beautiful, and even if you are a liar and fart like a Clydesdale, I’d still love to meet up with you!

H ( Hopewell ) (Richmond, va)

You stinking bastard, You lied to me about her, you’re business, where you we’re going and you compromised our team.

They ALL think you are a huge LIAR !!!

H you out there? (Your place)

I used to get together with you and had some great times, I miss those times. Tell me, How did it all start? I want to meet up again.

MOUNT TRASHMOORE BMX DUDE (Mount trashmoore)

I had blondish hair with the grey leggings with the blue shoes . We waved good bye and locked eyes . I was too lame to go talk to you ,

I girl could dream if you actually find this ,

Send a picture of you sticking a finger in your ear if it’s you .

Love ,

Too shy

Hot tub guy, where are you? (Richmond)

We talked a while ago, this F would love to talk again. Mention your name in your reply.

Jackets (Sugar Shack)

We were the M/F couple picking out doughnuts, you were waiting for coffee and complimented our jackets. You ran out before we could ask for your phone number.

Colonial Heights, at the Dropkick Murphys show (Henrico)

I was pretty annoyed at the guy who was leaning on me, but you talked me down and it turned out to be a nice evening… as nice as it gets at a murphys show. Hit me up. We could probably have some good times together.

Bass Pro Shops Parking Lot ….Sunday Eve (Back of my truck)

I saw your little ass climbing up in the back of my old jacked up Chevy 4×4 truck . Wasn’t sure why …. until a ways up Rt. 95 later and things got weird in the rear view mirror. Reckon those little blue knobs you took were just too tempting to leave alone . No worries …. you got the last of them …. nothing bright …shiny or blue up there now . You come back again you’ll need a wrench . I’d bought some Super Lube for my tackle …. but if I’d met you back there think I’d a skipped all that and in spite of being strictly a ladies man woulda gave ya a big what for ……just for GP .

Kharma is a bitch …. just remember that when she gets ya good and it hurts .

( also suggest you stay outta other folks trucks …. espescially near a place that sells so many guns & dangerous weapons )

Probably see ya in

the funny papers or news with some fancy ankle bracelets soon enough or a toe tag .

Suggest you get on the good side of the road , pay it forward & get right with your bad self.

Foodlion (AcademyRd) (Powhatan)

Genevive (Sun) around 3:30 i came through your line. You are so sweet. I had Oakleys on, You kept glancing. You couldn’t tell but i kept staring at you, I feel like a idiot now. I should have said something. long shot. If you see this do you remember what shirt i was wearing?

Cute model in The Fan (Rich., VA)

I saw you in downtown Richmond in the fan. You were the model looking for additional work and opportunities, but I was too shy to get your info. If you’d like to work with me for some modeling and actress work, get to me ASAP.

your blond transgirl hair stylist misses you (Staunton)

you used to come get one of my legendary cuts. I would put a warm towel on your neck, then we would trim your beard after your fresh cut…wow we’d have fun and laugh….inobox me Im here all weekend..

Starbucks of Barnes & Nobel

I was checking out at Starbucks of Barnes & Nobel chesterfield mall (Sunday around 3 pm). I guess you were with your son. We had an eye contact, I think you caught me checking you out and I couldn’t say anything. I thought you were very beautiful & attractive lady. Blew me away. Please contact me if you want to have some coffee or get together. This is the first time I post something like this on CL. I’m very discreet. Thanks!

Silver Honda grabbing coffee (South Richmond)

Saw a very attractive woman at 711 yesterday…..driving a silver Honda. We checked one another out several times while parked next to each other. Doubt you’ll see this, just wanted to compliment you. (I was waiting on a friend to pull up before heading to work….you: personalized tags). I thought you seemed interested, if so contact me with the type of car I was driving or what your tags say for verification.

Awesome girl at Auto Bell in Virginia Beach (Virginia Beach)

A couple weeks ago I came in for a truck wash and you were working and I happened to notice how cute you were. But there was something special about you. Then as you gave me my keys you commented on my choice of music (Chelsea Grin) and I figured out how just how cool you actually were. I just wanted to tell you that I think you are awesome and super hot. I wasnt expecting to meet such a pretty girl who also is into metal, so I was kind of tongue tied for a second. I would love to talk/ text you about metal if you are interested. Either way, I hope you see this and just know how amazing you are.

Taco Bell Harrison crossing

Long shot, beautiful young lady named Tammy I believe when they said your order was ready. Made eye contact a few times, would like to talk you have pretty eyes and really nice hair.

Taco Bell Harrison crossing around dinner time the other night. Please message me.

Urban Farmhouse Hottie (Scott’s Addition)

You are petite, fit, dark hair and have a beautiful smile and the sexiest hips I’ve ever seen. I want to cry because I’m too old to ask you out, but I thank the gods you work weekends.

Girls in the Camry at the light (Mechanicsville)

You were riding with your girls in a dark Camry, hanging out the window and kept asking for my number and if I was married. I was behind you at the light. No, I’m not married. Hit me up.