Best of RVA Missed Connections 12/6/16-12/13/16

by | Dec 13, 2016 | WTF?!

In this week’s batch of missed connections, we still don’t see any holiday-themed flings, but we do have a few at bars and restaurants, a longing for Comcast employees, and a lust for Richmond’s first responders. Check them out below and see if you can help connect anyone!

In this week’s batch of missed connections, we still don’t see any holiday-themed flings, but we do have a few at bars and restaurants, a longing for Comcast employees, and a lust for Richmond’s first responders. Check them out below and see if you can help connect anyone!

Blonde at post office – m4w

You: short blonde hair, black shirt, greyish slacks, blue chesterfield county school key thing around your neck . You were packing numerous boxes and I couldn’t stop myself from looking at you, you are absolutely beautiful.
You caught me looking a couple times, if you see this let me know something about me so that I know it’s you

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Tobacco Company Bar Tender – m4w

My friend and I were in Friday night. My buddy asked you what your tattoo meant, And I spoke with you when he went to the bathroom.

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Shae at Kingpin Lanes – m4w (Midlothian)

You are really hot and I loved the way you were singing and dancing to every song that came on. I spoke to you and told you that you looked like the chick Caroline from Vampire Diaries. I wanted to talk to you more but didn’t know if any of the guys in your section was a boyfriend or not. If you see this and you’re interested get it touch with me. I’d love to talk more and get to know you, you seem like so much fun.

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julie in Bar Louie Saturday December 10th – m4w (Short pump)

Looking for the good looking tall brunette with the red dress on last night. I was wearing something that made me stand out. You bumped into me and then came back and presses up against me to ask me something. I liked it. Wish we could have talked more. Tell me what I was wearing and let’s add to our conversation.

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7 Pines Bus – m4w (9 mile Rd)

I see you from time to time on bus when I get on at lumber. You get off at power line. If you see this I like to meet and get to know you. Tell me what’s on your green stocking cap. Keeping my fingers crossed

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Comcast Guys – m4m (Chesterfield)

I talked to you first. You were in a bucket truck and had the most amazing eyes! You and your co-worker came to my later and fixed my issue. Again I could not stop looking at your eyes. Your co-worker was a nice looking too. I would love to help either one of you. Just send me an email if you see this and want a little man to man fun.

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(Queer?) cutie playing pool – w4m (Greenleaf)

I snagged your attention as I was running to my uber to tell you I thought you were cute. Would love to meet you for real sometime! Reply w what you said back as I left and let’s get a drink some time?

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Smile and nod at Taco Bell – m4m (Midlo/Chippenham)

dude, you were probably just being polite, but we made eye contact at the Taco Bell on Midlothian-Rt 60, near Chippenham. Saturday around noon. I noticed you by the window and then before you left you nodded and said hello … I smiled back. DAMN, you are my type. Straight as hell, probably, and looked as though you may be a contractor or lawn guy. Scruffy. Handsome as hell. Anyway, thanks for the look, and if you’d be curious to see how fun, masculine, discreet Big Daddy can make you feel good, hit me up.

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Two women at Stellas – m4w (Richmond)

You were having dinner with a friend and I was there with someone as well. We were seated at adjacent tables and had some conversation throughout the evening. I believe the two of you are teachers. You have long dark hair and were seated opposite me. I’d be very interested in having a more private conversation.

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To the gorgeous men in Chesterfield PD & EMS – w4mm (N. chesterfield)

Thank you for your services… When does the calendar come out? 😉

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AC Moore lost phone – m4w (AC Moore Willow Lawn)

Found your phone while shopping at AC Moore , Had I known how cute you are I’d have held it for ransom maybe Coffee?
You left before I had the chance to ask
Please put the color of your phone case in the subject so I know its you and not SPAM

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