Best of VA Missed Connections December 2 – December 7

by | Dec 7, 2020 | WTF?!

Welcome to Richmond in the first week of December, when it apparently snows now? I don’t know about you, but I hope this isn’t a sign of things to come where Richmond’s winter is concerned. It might make for some good Missed Connections, though, and these days we all need as many of those as we can get.

This week starts with a load of wood — and no, we’re not talking about THAT kind of wood, get your mind out of the gutter! Not that that would be a surprise on Craigslist circa 2020, where every other post is about needing a plumber to root out pipes or whatever other eighth grade double entendre you can think of. But no, this time… it really is a load of wood.

Meanwhile, in the Museum District, someone’s looking for their own version of Doctor Who, while down in Colonial Heights, the victim of a groin kick is looking for a repeat performance. Come on though, dude… hasn’t the past year been enough of a kick in the balls all on its own?

Wear a cup, Virginia.

Load of wood in your front yard (N. Chesterfield)

You have a pickup in your front yard filled with firewood for sale. You sit on the porch sometimes and i like what I see.
You are plump girl and I Love it.
Get back to me and lets meet

Car washing (Richmond)

We were washing our cars. Yours was a red Honda. Sun was in your eyes at flagstaff. Wish we could meet for coffee

Searching for Doctor Who (Museum District)

I am looking for the best Doctor Who (Matt Smith) at least in my opinion. I need that Time Lord type of dude in my life. A little bit bi and little bit straight (like most Brits) lol. Not sure who’s going to reply or get this, but if you do, tell me a lot about yourself. Cheers and Happy Holidays!

Not really sure how to write this

You saw me in the woods and I was playing with myself, and you kicked me right in the balls. Want to do that again?

Parking lot

I was changing in an empty parking lot this morning after the gym like usual. You drove past and stopped, I was worried you were going to report me but noticed you just watched me and smiled, cute female with I’m guessing a curvy body in which I’d like to get to know. I was completely exposed standing there, athletic build, well groomed and endowed 30s male, it was a huge turn on being watched. Next time say hi or lend a hand. Tell me what parking lot I was in.

Missing her toes

I remember you after a long day having me tend to your toes and more. If you miss this find me. Ladies show me you are real.

Missing connection…to say the least (platonic) (Nova/centreville)

Seeking a female to befriend that shares similar interests/beliefs that’s also seeking a strong platonic connection…

If you enjoy staying healthy (meaning drug free and that also means no drinking), cooking, art, board games, music, nights in with a good movie or conversation and believe wearing a mask actually makes sense during this pandemic, then feel free to message me. I would also love to find someone to be around that plays things safe so we wouldn’t always have to mask up but that’s not necessary at the moment.

I think we could all use time without talking politics or about the pandemic so let’s escape for a bit and enjoy the simpler things in life…would be a nice change of pace : )

Me: male, 33, caucasian, average build (in case you’re wondering)

*Please only respond if you’re local to va, thank you!

Short skirt at church (NOVA)

Your skirt kept seeming to rise in the pew as you caught me glancing quite a lot. We chatted briefly at the coffee stand and told me that you liked older bearded men like me and asked if I’ve ever dated a 20 year old before.

I’m disappointed that our conversation was interrupted before we could exchange contact info.

I Love Tacos (Downtown RVA)

Doesn’t matter what kind of female taco, I love them all. But I really like chocolate tacos.
Do you have a delicious taco? Let me know.
Would love to stuff my mouth with a taco or two later today, tonight or tomorrow.
Females only! I can eat tacos all day long or until you tell me to stop.

Lisa from Record World (Manassas)

You worked for a record store in Manassas mall in 1988. We had a great connection and I regret my actions now looking back. I would love to talk to you again. Ive thought of you many times. I’m wondering if you’re still driving that car! Hope to hear from you!

Top Photo by Austin Wehrwein on Unsplash.

Marilyn Drew Necci

Marilyn Drew Necci

Former GayRVA editor-in-chief, RVA Magazine editor for print and web. Anxiety expert, proud trans woman, happily married.




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