Best of RVA missed connections 3/29-4/5

by | Apr 5, 2016 | COMMUNITY, POLITICS

So many loves passed by at fast food joints this week; guess they are looking for a quickie?

So many loves passed by at fast food joints this week; guess they are looking for a quickie?
Maybe you were spotted looking good buying that taco you regretted later on? But don’t worry, we got you covered like Big Mac sauce with this week’s missed connections – (Even if you didn’t want to be)

girl with the phattest a$$ ive ever seen at the party last night – m4w (jackson ward)
ive never been smitten so hard by a booty like yours last night. it looked like 2 little midgets were trying to punch their way out of there. you were wearing a skin tight striped dress. mabye, im not sure actually as i was shitblasted drunk. but i never got your number, and i dont think ill be able to have a decent night of rest until i reconcile with that a$$. please lord let this work, i finally know what love feels like and i must have that butt in my bed A$AP

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Where are you??? – m4w
Hey I’m looking for my fwb you are a thick sexy ass tatted up white girl where are you??

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Perfect Pizza Hut Hottie – m4w
I feel like there was a mutual attraction but I was too shy to say anything. If you’d like to get to know each other better send me a message. I got a dinner box and you couldn’t was off that permanent marker on your hand.

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looking for Mama – m4w (Chester)
We haven’t seen each other in over a year. You drive a manual transmission dark colored Mustang. You are a mailwoman. You used to come over to my home in Chester. Been thinking about you.
Daddy
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el arriero – m4w (Petersburg)
I saw you there and thought you wanted me .I’m next door if you’re wanting to hook up.Bring your friend the “hell Yea” girl. We can have three for one.
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McDouble with Mac Sauce & Lettuce – m4w (henrico)
Today I decided to eat McDonalds for the first time in 6 months. I stopped by the one on Staples mill and it happened.

You : Very cute blonde with braided hair who likes big mac sauce & shredded lettuce on her mcdoubles.

Me : Hungry, bearded, wearing a striped hooded sweatshirt and driving a green Mercedes Benz.

Also a fan of mac sauce and lettuce.

You told me you thought you were the only person who liked their burger the same way. I smiled and told you that was the only way I ate them. You smiled back and we both hesitated a second after you gave me my change. I wanted to say something, but felt awkward.

I normally wouldn’t flirt with a girl on the job. I know you probably get harassed daily. I try to be at least a little classy and just left things as they were.

There’s a slim chance that you’ll see this, but if you do I’d love to take you to dinner and a movie sometime.

Send a picture with your email so I know it’s really you.

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cute guy at Sonic 3/30 – m4m (Broad and Libbie)

Came by for lunch today a little before noon. You brought out my order. You apologized for the issue with paying, and you complimented my shirt. I wish I had been able to think of something clever to say in return.

You were very nice and sweet. I caught your name. Hit me up if you see this. I’d like to see if there’s anything else you can bring me 😉

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Your wink and smile made my day – m4w (Westend)
Hi I saw you at the vcu dentistry Thursday at lunch time,you have dark beautiful hair,and smile to match. You had blue pants and shirt.you were in a group of 4 or 5 people I guess you were steping out to get lunch.when you smiled and winked I was almost speechless.I would love to see you again.maybe I can take you to lunch.sleepless in Richmond Robert.
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Brad Kutner

Brad Kutner

Brad Kutner is the former editor of GayRVA and RVAMag from 2013 - 2017. He’s now the Richmond Bureau Chief for Radio IQ, a state-wide NPR outlet based in Roanoke. You can reach him at BradKutnerNPR@gmail.com




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