Best of RVA Missed Connections 4/20-4/27

by | Apr 28, 2016 | COMMUNITY, POLITICS

You never know when you’ll find that special someone. Maybe you’ll be walking your dog or you’ll be in a shitty IHOP.

You never know when you’ll find that special someone. Maybe you’ll be walking your dog or you’ll be in a shitty IHOP. People on Craigslist are looking for love in all the odd places lately in this week’s batch of Missed Connections.

you stopped to pet my dog – m4w (Rva)

You came over for a quick second to say hi to my dog and i. Turns out we have the same breed k9. Should have said more, but simply telling you I thought you were beautiful seemed a bit forward, so I stalled and missed my moment. If you’d like to talk, hit me up and let me know what kind of dog we both have

Macys – m4w (Short Pump)

I am so madly in love with you Kristina,are you still working as the specialist in Lauren? This joke might spark your memory. What do a prostitute and a garbage man have in common?
They both get paid to touch your junk!

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PetSmart guy- Why don’t you answer me? – w4m (Short Pump)

I took my dog in to be groomed on Friday the 8th….. It was early in the morning, and you were making a lot of noise throwing those big wood things around. I didn’t see your name tag because you were just gone again….. You’re about 6ft tall, brown hair, and have a beard. Maybe we can get a beer at Rock Bottom after work?

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you pet my dog – w4m (rva street art fest)

hi ok you pet my dog just for a v short moment and i liked that you just went straight for him because i do it all the time. but then you looked up and i also realized there was a human hand on my hound and i thought wow that hand belongs to a cool dude (good energy, good face) but we just kind of said hi then you walked off to look at art or whatever you did. was with my friends otherwise i would have been like hey do you like hound dogs or art more?

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Hot Latino at IHOP early Sun morning – m4m (Richmond)

I was in the IHOP on Midlothian Turnpike around 1am on Sunday morning. You were the very friendly and attractive Latino man working the front area. You were extremely attentive even though you were not waiting on my table. Would like to get to know you better.

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Cute guy with manbun in Sticky Rice – w4m (Main St)

Saw you in there around 8 or so last night. You were wearing a gray cardigan and sitting at the sushi bar with another black guy I think. Noticed you first when you went to the bathroom. Man you were a hottie. Would love to see the rest of the package 😉 We could have some serious fun together.

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Texas Beach European Guy – m4m (Texas Beach)

Hey we was at Texas Beach yesterday. We talk. You was from europe. You tatt on your side. I was wondering man if you wanted to meet up. I was blk guy. Just saying hi man.

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Boogerhead, I’ve made my peace, it’s almost time to go – m4w

I hope you know I did love you. Truly, from the bottom of my heart. I also know you loved me but were afraid. Well, my time is near, my ride on this rock nearly over. I hope you’ve made your peace as well, because there will be a time that you need me and will try to text, and I just won’t be able to answer back. Just know I love you boogerhead, and I hope you find the happiness I had hoped to share with you.

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Laughing Cutie In front of Library – m4w (Vcu Compass)

I wanted to talk to you, you seemed funny. I like your energy. Your eye contact made my heart flutter. I wish you would have hit me with your Honda just so we could have talked…
Hope to see you again.

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Amy David

Amy David

Amy David was the Web Editor for RVAMag.com from May 2015 until September 2018. She covered craft beer, food, music, art and more. She's been a journalist since 2010 and attended Radford University. She enjoys dogs, beer, tacos, and Bob's Burgers references.




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