Best of RVA Missed Connections 4/27-5/3

by | May 3, 2016 | COMMUNITY, POLITICS

Who knows at what point someone decides to go to Craigslist to find their lost love. Is it the moment the other person breaks the overt eye contact? Is it the last ditch effort to find the cute girl from Martin’s? No matter the reason, they are all looking for that special someone who slipped away on a website where you can also sell your ex boyfriend’s skateboard so you gotta wonder how high their hopes are.

Who knows at what point someone decides to go to Craigslist to find their lost love. Is it the moment the other person breaks the overt eye contact? Is it the last ditch effort to find the cute girl from Martin’s? No matter the reason, they are all looking for that special someone who slipped away on a website where you can also sell your ex boyfriend’s skateboard so you gotta wonder how high their hopes are.

Here’s this week’s batch of missed connections:

tops china – m4w (colonial heights)

I just seen you in tops China in colonial heights in Martin’s and peebles shopping center. I think you are beautiful. You had a gray shirt on and you was getting 2 pepsis. I would like to get to know you. I know you probably won’t see this. I had a red shirt on tell me what color my hat was.

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Allison fantastic thrift – m4w (Fantastic thrift)

We met in line at fantastic thrift on Friday. You were in front of me and I pulled a “fuzz” off your shoulder. You then told me you wanted it back haha. And felt as though we flirted back and forth a bit…We got to talking and I gave you my card. I hope to hear from you soon.

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WaWa is the best… – m4w (Richmond)

Ok, so i have seen you a couple times you are short thick white girl with short hair, (phat booty)(no disrespect just trying to describe you). You waited on me once, and i thought we kinda clicked. I wanted to ask you for your number but i think the guy that works there is into you, or you might be dating, well if neither of those are true drop me a line, if you are not her reading this stop buy the WaWa and tell her to check Craigslist missed connections…

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You asked me about a plant – m4w (Richmond)

You asked what kind of plant I had in my cart. I didn’t know but now I do. If you’re still interested I’ll tell you

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Eric you play an instrument at clubs and breweries – m4m (Various Richmond locations)

Noticed you a couple times at the camel and isley brewing. Not sure if your into dudes if so hit me up or you have played with him….

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LickemGood69 from Adam4Adam – m4m (Online)

Hey. Hope you see this. We was talking on Adam for Adam for a few days and it was going great. You said what you like to do in your spare time (G) and me in mine (420). I said we should get up sometime, we’d have a blast. You said,”Yeah we would.” I replied,”Awesome.”
We didn’t exchange numbers as we both assumed that we’d both hit each other up later but the next day your profile was deleted. Hope it wasn’t me but if you still wanna get up hit me back

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Black flip flops at farm fresh – m4w (downtown)

Me and you made eye contact a few times a farm fresh… idk if you were interested in me or not but your feet are absolutely beautiful… i was in the same line as you and you jumped out the line to grab some oranges… would you like some good convo and a foot massage

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Early morning Galaxy Carytown – m4m

You were with your friend after a long night at work. I drove you home. You seemed to linger after we shook hands dropping you off and looked at me. Happy to assist you again!

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Amy David

Amy David was the Web Editor for RVAMag.com from May 2015 until September 2018. She covered craft beer, food, music, art and more. She's been a journalist since 2010 and attended Radford University. She enjoys dogs, beer, tacos, and Bob's Burgers references.




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