Best of RVA Missed Connections 5/12-16

by | May 16, 2016 | COMMUNITY, POLITICS

As the spring is coming to an end, the weather is getting more hot and apparently people are too.

As the spring is coming to an end, the weather is getting more hot and apparently people are too. Hot and stuffy is the theme this week for RVA’s missed connections, and people can’t seem to hold it in.

Read about awkward encounters and fantasies below.

ben? running on robinson – m4m (robinson and main)

you were running on robinson and main street in the fan by starlite cafe i had my camera and you smiled and i got your pic.

i’d love to shoot you have a beer and talk if your down

i loved your smile/ solly face and your beautiful butt jigglin while you ran.

let me know bout our convo so i know its you.

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Tommy C – Our Love is Not Imaginary – w4m (Ourhouse)

Saw you running the sound board and wearing some siiiiiiiick sunglasses. The frames were YELLOW.

I know you’re not really Italian, but I still hope you will cook me spaghetti some day.

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RE: Tommy C – m4w

I can tell you right now without knowing the kid that’s he no Italian. No Italian would wear yellow glasses. Probably wears skinny jeans too

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You gave me a girly color; it was purple. – m4w (Silver Diner)

But that’s fine. At least it was easier to read than the green you showed me. Sorry if I seemed a little stand-offish. I think the turkey burger was a little spicier than I was expecting (or I ate it too fast) and I just needed a tums. Maybe the onions or the honey mustard? It was still good, though I may try a sandwich next time.
But anyway, let me know if you want to get a drink some time.

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Eric you play an instrument at clubs and breweries – m4m (Various Richmond locations)

Noticed you a couple times at the camel and isley brewing. Not sure if your into dudes or would accept some good head, if so hit me up or you have played with him….

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yes i do – m4m (prince george)

I WAS IN VICTORIA SECERTS AT SOUTH PARK MALL YESTERDAY I SAW YOU WATCHING ME LOOKING AT PANTIES THE ANSWER TO YOUR QUESTION I KNOW YOU WAS THINKING YES I WEAR THEM HAD APAIR ON WHEN WAS SHOPPING IF YOU LIKE TO SEE ME IN THEM AND TAKE THEM OFF OF ME GET BACK WITH ME

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Water Polo Match at Collegiate Aquatic – m4m (chesterfield)
Hot hairy man in the pool. #5 white cap. You are hot as hell and I would love to get naked with you!

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truck stop restroom entrance – w4m (Stoney creek)

I can’t believe I’m doing this, it has to be a million to one shot. Mid morning this morning I was rushing to the ladies restroom right as you were coming out of the men’s restroom. Your handsome features stopped me dead in my tracks and we made eye contact…I think I did a quick double take, I know I was pleasantly surprised by the eye candy that stepped in front of me. I was wearing a bright colored shirt, you can tell me what color and add what you were wearing….well your shirt at least…that is what I remember.

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Big breasted woman – m4w (Dinwiddie)

I was buying some building material the other day in Dinwiddie when I saw some of the biggest breast and nipples I have ever seen. You blonde hair beautiful breast and your nipples were pushing thru your top. I would love to see them in person. If you are the adventurous type of woman and would like to show them to me please send me a reply.
I am white married safe and sane.

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wawa near regal movies on midlo turn pike – m4w

Hey, you said hi to me when I went to fill up. I said hi back in a shy tone but honestly, no one really says hi to me out of the blue unless I’m recognized by someone that “knows” me or recognized by my friends in public.
Anyways, have I met you or seen me before or what? :p
If this is you, tell me what what I riding or at least the description and colors and what did I have on. This was like 11 at night. Hope to hear from you soon

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Andy – w4m (Richmond) hide this posting
Andy
I miss you terribly. I wish for what could have been. I’m sorry I had to leave, its been too long since I’ve seen your face.I miss that smile.
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I miss you and I hope you’re okay. – w4m (Somewhere in the desert) hide this posting
age: 24
I’m constantly thinking about you. I miss you like crazy. I know you’re stressed out and I feel so helpless. Worse than that, I feel like I’m part of the stress although I know you’ll never admit that. I just miss my friend. Take your time hun, I’ll be here when you’re ready.

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Brad Kutner

Brad Kutner

Brad Kutner is the former editor of GayRVA and RVAMag from 2013 - 2017. He’s now the Richmond Bureau Chief for Radio IQ, a state-wide NPR outlet based in Roanoke. You can reach him at BradKutnerNPR@gmail.com




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