Well its March in Richmond, where periods of beautiful 45 degree sweater weather are grossly balanced with it still fucking snowing.
Well its March in Richmond, where periods of beautiful 45 degree sweater weather are grossly balanced with it still fucking snowing. The Valentine’s Day candy markdown bin at the grocery store is down to 90% off and its stale Necco Wafers, Flavored Tootsie Rolls and Black Licorice appeal to nobody. And such is the state of romance in Richmond: marked down to 90% off, stale as shit and appealing to nobody.
Life is meaningless, here is some missed connections:
Why can’t
We go back,
Or a least start over?
I still have feelings for you.
More than you’ll ever know.
This is crazy,
P.S.
Thanks for that “trip to the bathroom”
I really loved it.
What is behind the khakis? – m4m – 41 (Glen Allen)
We work together and we share glances. I’m always trying to see what lies beneath and you tease me with it. Me red polo and blue khakis. You khakis, button down, and tie. When will I get to see the full reveal?
Circle Thrift – m4w
Striped pants. Damn! Hollaaaaaaaa~ if you wanna know who your newest secret admirer from afar is (because you are unapproachably beautiful [omg]).
hobby lobby tattoo on back of neck – m4w (short pump)
I was walking through hobby lobby around 7:30. You were on back wall with price gun then when I left you were at the register. Dark hair was up might have had bandana on. You had tattoo on the back of you neck. We caught eyes as I was leaving and you smilies
Sick of Cakes!!!!!! – m4w
Ok can all these people shut up about cake please??? Go to Food Lion buy some Pepridge Farm get a room and eat that cake till ya’ll pass the eff out! Geez! Just get off here go grab each other and do your thing. But for real this cake stuff is more aggravating than that dumb ass dress thing on FB! Btw the damn dress is blue and gold!!!! Drops mic…. Thank you!
young cashier at foodlion – m4m (quinton)
I talked to this guy(Nicholas) who is a cashier at foodlion on rt 60 in Quinton, I was wondering if anyone knows if he is str8 gay or bi. He’s really cute an seems shy?
Crackerbarrell Midlothian Feb 28th – mm4w – 22 (Hull Street)
Me, and 3 of my buddies were sitting waiting to pay for our tab at Crackerbarrell, when my friend jokingly suggests he’d pay for our tab, the lady in front of us said you can go ahead pay my tab while you’re at it. She then suggested to my friend that if he paid the tab he would be hooked up with one of her 3 daughters. So would everyone else, she didn’t know that the other two guys have girl friends but me and the guy that jokingly said he’d pay the tab are single. Thing is I didn’t find out about this until I came into the car and I was like DAMN I should have paid for that lady’s tab, then me and you would have dates bud. So if you’re reading this and you come across this I’d like to repay that tab in exchange for your daughters number and same goes for my friend. BTW I was the one wearing the Bass Pro Shops Jacket and Hat.
