The weather was quite the bummer this past week here in RVA having had everyday be incredibly grey and rainy.
The weather was quite the bummer this past week here in RVA having had everyday be incredibly grey and rainy. The dreary atmosphere laid way for emotions of longing and loneliness and drove hopeless romantics to their keyboards looking for that special someone to fill the void of a meaningless existence. And there’s still the laughable creeps too.
Here’s this week’s batch of missed connections
Carytown Cinderella (Carytown)
You gave up on your shoes in my yard on grayland Friday night. I wasn’t around for it but I’m certain you’re my Cinderella. I can smell it.
Come get your shoes or a creepy boyfriend, whichever you prefer. We’ll both be in the yard waiting
Why is it so hard to find a good woman – m4w
Ive looked for you for years. Everytime i think ive found you. You shit on me in the end. I treat you good and love and cherish you like a real man should but it keeps getting me nowhere. Why are you so hard to find? I just dont get it. Maybe i should just give up but i know your out there somewhere just waiting to be found! I guess ill keep looking you could just be lost!
To the Curbside Cutie – w4m (Patterson ave)
I was driving with my friend in my Ford Escape. I caught your eye at the light and it was a go from there. We raced down Patterson and you blew me a kiss which I hope won’t be the last. You said to meet you at Curbside. I’m waiting.
Older hottie in shower – m4m (Patterson Ave)
I see you at the y and you usually sport a nice semi in the showers. Would like to see you outside the gym and see where it might go. Hell for that matter …. lol
Mimi from Sherwin Williams paint store w broad – m4w (Richmond va)
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Your name was Mimi I think. You was working at the Sherwin Williams store on w broad st in Richmond. I just wanted to tell you that you are very beautiful and have a wonderful smile. Hope your day went well at work.
Gallery 5 last night (05/07) – m4w (. Richmond)
Saw you at the Imaginary Sons show last night. You were wearing A light colored flannel, and dancing around really hard! We danced next to each other, but I couldn’t find you to introduce myself after the show.
I know this is a long shot, but maybe you’ll see this and want to respond?
Spring 2010 Statistic Class at VCU – m4m (Henrico)
I think the time was Spring 2010 at VCU. In a Statistic class, you are a white guy always sat with a girl. However, when we got out of class, you stared at me several times as you walked out of the class room. We only had one little conversation when we both walked to the classroom.
If you see this, please respond back and tell me the following so I know it is you:
1> describe me, I am very easy to remember.
2> what level is that Statistic class ? freshmen, sophomore, etc…
Your awful boyfriend at Balliceaux – m4w
He sucked
Typical hipster closet mysoginistic , beta idiot who probably is better at treating you like shit than being a man.
you should set him on fire and I got the gasoline to do it
