Best of RVA Missed Connections 8/9-8/17

by | Aug 17, 2016 | WTF?!

Summer’s coming to a close, which means cuffin’ season is right around the corner. Check out this week’s missed connections below.


Summer’s coming to a close, which means cuffin’ season is right around the corner. Check out this week’s missed connections below.

Lookn 4 the white male w/Asian roomate who once lived in the Fan – m4m (Fan/West End)

You are big hot white guy with a hot Asian roommate/fuck buddy!!!!!!
We played together, you lived in the Fan then moved to the Westend near Broad and Parham rds.
Wood love to hook up again, Ive lost all my contacts. You are a lawyer.

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Richmond ambulance medic – m4w (Chippenham)

A few weeks ago you brought a young pt to Chippenham hospital in SVT. We chatted briefly in the break room. I was very nervous because I thought you were very cute. Everyone came in the room and we couldn’t talk anymore. I would like to finish our conversation over drinks if your available. You were very tall maybe 5’9″ with brown hair maybe late 20’s. Maybe someone from Richmond ambulance can help get this message to her? Thanks.

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Texas Beach – m4m (The nudist side)

Hey man, tried to give you space to enjoy having the boys hang out in the sun. Don’t really care about your sexual orientation, but would enjoy the company. There aren’t any nudist colonies around here, so wouldn’t mind a bud to hit me up, and vice verse, to go with. This really kind of applies to anybody, but, more specifically, I’m reaching out to the guy in gym shorts, who dropped them later on and had a short cut with black sunglasses on the “island.” If you see this, I’ll be out there, again today… Come chat or don’t. Just wanted to let you know that I’m not going to get weirded out.

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We talked at Ipanema – mw (Ipanema)

We talked about stethoscopes (I couldn’t really say the word at the time) and Albert Fish. You seemed cool and I’d like to get to know you more.

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Pizza Guy in Elevator – m4m (Franklin St)

To the Domino’s Pizza guy delivery to the Towers on Franklin. I wish I was there to suck on your cock. I held the door open for you and we got in the same elevator. I wasn’t sure which floor I was going to but I should have followed you. You are kinda thick and tall. With amazing hair tied up like you are working on your man bun. You made me nervous because you were so damn sexy! I’d love to give you a tip and swallow your load! Me: white guy, ball cap, 34, glasses and kinda thick too.

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Kroger-you were in black scrubs – w4w

Every time I looked at you, you were looking back at me. I wish I would have said hi

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Air Force girl at the gym – m4w (Chester, amfam)

Air Force lanyard at the gym. You are beautiful, I see you all the time but going up to girls at the gym while they work out is so cheesey to me.

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You gave me my keys – m4w (VCU)

I left my keys by the machine I was using. It was super nice of you to bring them to me, and you were pretty darn cute, too. I should have talked to you more, but I was completely caught off guard and still out of breath! If you happen to see this, and the feeling is mutual, let me know what machine I left them by, and/or what I was wearing.

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Hello again. – w4m (2016)

I’m good at dying. A ceremonious bow, a flourish of the cape, and never more. The thing about dying is that you must be reborn. And so here I am. Once again.

I promise to keep my cool this time.

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Great expectations – w4m

You’ve been in my dreams a lot lately and I don’t know why. I wake up confused, wondering why I’m thinking of you at all.

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