Best of RVA missed connections 6/7 to 6/13

by | Jun 13, 2017 | WTF?!

The days go by, and Richmonders continue to miss connections! This week, the encounters are more mild(ish, which may speak volumes about how terrible you people are), its but still exciting nonetheless. This week is also a bit heavy on the dudes – dudes for ladies, dudes for dudes, dudes for ladies and dudes – so do us a favor, females of the desperate online world, start throwing yourself out there into the CL abyss.

 

FoodLion-Port Walthall Shopping Center – m4w (Colonial Heights)

I was in today before lunch. Your name is Malexus. We chatted about how your day was going and how you had to work tomorrow. I bought stuff for lunch and dinner. If you are interested in chatting reply. I hope to chat with you.

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You worked at Friendly’s on Broad….. – m4t (West End)

You worked at Friendly’s on Broad. You lived off Glenside. I picked you up and we went behind Martin’s where you gave me a blow job. I’d love to hang out again……

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Gordon on West Ave – m4m (RVA)

Are you around? Message me!

Met you a couple of years back, wanna see you

Get in touch ASAP!

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Used to meet in an open/baseball field – m4m (Richmond)

It has been a long time since we met at night in an open field. Looking to meet up again. You were military/bald clean shaven head. Younger and white. If this sounds familiar let me know where this occurred and all we did. What type scenes.

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nice couple at junk yard – m4mw (Roanoke rapids)

nice couple at chesterfield junk yard today. You were looking for a dome light for your ford ranger. I handed you an item while helping you. tell me what I said. You did not give me an answer to my question. I would like to get to know the 2 of you better. I know this is a long shot but just maybe it will work.

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“jack” exchanging stories – m4m (Richmond)

Looking for a married friend “jack” who is in his early 30’s and works in the west end. We’ve exchanged some emails and some pictures about some discreet m4m experiences we’ve had. Trying to reconnect. Reply to this posting if you see it.

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flirting in steam room – m4m (midlothian gym)

hey dude, hope you see this. it was an evening last week around 8:30-ish. you are a taller guy than me. you had on some Hanes boxer shorts.

we were sitting across from each other in the steam room and I noticed you tried to sneak some glances at my cock, but it was covered; there were various people in and out but we finally ended up in the steam room ALONE where we could dialogue. then, while I was at my locker, you stripped naked and walked up to me with your towel hanging over your shoulder—I noticed you purposely positioned the towel so it was NOT blocking your cock (you WANTED me to see it). I then went to the shower and exposed myself to you. would not have thought in a million years we would have made the type of connection we did! you seem like a nice guy and we have some stuff in common. would love to connect again and explore…

 

I want to make sure it’s you, so answer at least 4 of the following questions:

1) tell me exactly what we have in common for occupation

2) what specific exam are you studying for/taking?

3) what’s your and my specific field (within our common occupation)?

4) what color was your towel?

5) what color was your water bottle?

6) what is the name of the gym?

hope to hear from you dude.

p.s. If you KNOW this post is not referring to YOU, please do not respond!

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Wade’s World – m4w (Tropical Smoothie)

You were waiting in line for your lunch today. I tried hard not to stare, but you are absolutely stunning. Kicking myself for not speaking while we waited. You had a Wade’s World t-shirt on. Would love to take you out sometime. Let me know what I was wearing or what I ordered.

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To the super cute blond at the river today. – m4w (On the rocks)

To the super cute blond on the rocks at the river today, thanks for enhancing my birthday float trip. It may not have been intentional but it seemed like it was. You were in a white bikini top and bluish bottoms.

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David Pettyjohn

David Pettyjohn

David is an Eagle Scout and a rising senior at Longwood University, where he is a communication studies major with a minor in digital media. He writes for Longwood’s student newspaper, the Rotunda.. Hobbies include petting every dog on earth.




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