Best of RVA Missed Connections 6/20 to 6/27

by | Jun 27, 2017 | WTF?!

Here’s another round of your weekly missed connections! I found all the things you love, relationship drama and people picking up the shards of their own past mistakes.

Sweet Frog Short Pump – m4mw (11301 W Broad St)

You were a young male and female couple walking your two dogs while me and my family were at Sweet Frog. We sat outside and you both sat there also. You both were very attractive. If you are into threesomes or either one of you want to hang out, let me know.

Reply to post HERE.

sock fetish – m4w (rva)

I like female socks. I love them. Girls come tease me, send me pics. Email me. Dont be scared…………mmmmmmmmmmm?

Reply to post HERE.

Clitia Handcock – m4w (Richmond)

You know who you are and who I am, so there’s really no sense in elaborating other than to say that I miss your company, your wicked sense of humor and your incredible cans. Yes, I said cans.A response would make me smile.

Reply to post HERE.

Muscle Stud BOA building Main St – m4m (BOA Main St)

We rode the elevator from the parking garage and lobbya couple times together. It was a pleasure watching you walk across the lobby, appears to be muscled jock ass, and bulging crotch. You, around 6’4, white, late 30’s muscular football player build, short cropped dark hair, distinctive eyes.

If you wanna grab coffee or more….. Or, if you know this Stud

Reply to post HERE.

Baseball fields will never be the same…. – w4m

Dear M,

We always said we would post here if we lost contact with each other. Here I am posting. You probably won’t see this. You probably don’t care. But we have definitely lost what we had, and I want to find it again. I’ve tried every last resort to contact you.. to no avail. Our motto was “Friends First” above anything we were friends, and could tell each other anything without judgement. Where did we go wrong? I miss you. My dream man. Don’t think I ever had a chance to tell you that. And whatever I did to upset you, I’m truly sorry.

I hope you come back.

K

Reply to post HERE.

Dedicated beer carrier – idlewood, noonish on Saturday – w4m (Idlewood ave)

I’m not remotely your type, but sometimes its nice to get noticed, and then to know you got noticed! I noticed! You were at idlewood and boulevard carrying two cases of beer, while your friend gesticulated wildly. And I noticed. 🙂

Reply to post HERE.

Chris – w4m (Richmond)

I will always wish things had been different.

No matter what BS you make up about our time together, I was there and you and I both know how real it was. I’ll never know how that so quickly turned into your hate for me. At least one of us was honest.

I know you’re happy and couldn’t care less. I know nothing will ever happen again. I just have to get these words out there in some way, hoping to feel better.

I also know you think I’m so “pathetic” for still caring about you. And I know I definitely 100% shouldn’t. Trust me, I’d do ANYTHING to never think of you again. But somehow you’ll always be that special person to me. The one that got away. It’s all your fault for being such a good liar.

god I just want to forget you.

Reply to post HERE.

Complicated – w4m

FWB is not really my thing. It lacks commitment and I can’t stand that. I’m too possessive. But, yeah, you’re the only exception.

We established that this is a NSA thing and I understand that. But you know what, it would be easier for me if you just pretend that you don’t care because it makes me like you even more.

I am needy and in a very complicated situation but why are you still there? I’m sure you can get laid whenever you want. But why me? You can get any woman you want, is it just because we have this one thing in common?

We both decided that we’re going to end it but after a couple of weeks, you’re back and I just can’t fucking say NO to you.

I can’t stay away from you, partially because I don’t want to, I want you. So please, if by chance you’re reading this, don’t contact me anymore. Cut all the ties.

Nice to have met you.

Reply to post HERE.

HOT GUY IN GRAY METALLIC MUSTANG – m4m (11130 Hull Street Rd)

I WORK AT THE FOOD LION AT GENITO CROSSING SHOPPING CENTER, IV SEEN U A FEW TIMES IN THE STORE AND GOING TO AND FROM THE CIGARETTE STORE , YOU ARE A HOT LOOKING MAN WITH A GOATEE AND TATTOOS , AND THAT BULGE IN YOUR PANTS LOOKS HUNG !! I WOULD LIKE TO MEET YOU AND HAVE SOME FUN , IF YOU SEE THIS HIT ME BACK OR IF ANYONE KNOW HIM LET ME KNOW PLEASE!

Reply to post HERE.

Big black truck…”TRU MP” license plate – m4m

I don’t give a crap about your politics…dude, you are H O T. And you definitely seem like the kind of guy who’d like to have his butthole licked by a guy. I’m telling you, man, I’M THAT GUY. You were driving down the road just a couple of blocks from where I live, and later saw you at the bar of a nearby restaurant, so next time you’re in the neighborhood and want someone to pay attention to your whole crotch with his mouth, HIT ME UP. I bet you have massive ejaculations and I want one on my face. No recip required. Just let me relieve that pressure you’re feeling and be on your way. I’ll never tell a soul. We could make it a regular thing.

Reply to post HERE.

Trucker fun – m4m (Richmond area)

Great time on Saturday in your truck. Can’t believe we didn’t exchange info. Tell me where we met up and lets make a plan for your next trip back here.

Reply to post HERE.

David Pettyjohn

David Pettyjohn

David is an Eagle Scout and a rising senior at Longwood University, where he is a communication studies major with a minor in digital media. He writes for Longwood’s student newspaper, the Rotunda.. Hobbies include petting every dog on earth.




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