Best of RVA Missed Connections 3/8/2017-3/14/2017

by | Mar 14, 2017 | WTF?!

The weather certainly may be fluctuating between several seasons this week, but it’s always the season of love for our dog walkers, grocery store customers, and chivalrous ketchup-savers. Read on for this week’s roundup of Missed Connections.

Wal-Mart Colonial Heights – m4w (Colonial Heights)
You spoke and smile at me an passed me so fast. I didn’t get a chance to say anything. You had grey sweat pant & Blk jacket on. Contact me. It was Sun night bout 8:20p.

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Blonde girl at Kroger – m4w
We caught each other’s eyes a few times you have what looks like a molecule tattooed behind your right ear. You were wearing burgundy sweatpants and black toms, and you were gorgeous. I had my head phones in and was wearing all black, and now I wish I would have introduced myself.

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Short pump town center today – m4m (Short Pump)
Saw you a few times while shopping at the town center in Short Pump today. You had on a jacket with fur on the hood and brown boots. We made eye contact and smiled the last time when I walked past you. You’re extremely cute. I know this is a long shot but if you see this and you want to reach out…tell me which place we were at when I walked past you that last time

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To you – m4w (Rva)
Sharon stop being silly and come home. Going back and forth here is childish! You know how I feel

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I visit you place of work weekly – m4w (East end)
I visit your work site twice per week and when I see you I often speak and say some one liner. Today it was you with lunch in hand and I asked would you share. Trying to keep it professional, however I saw you in a store after work. You are so cute and I love your smile and personality. Let’s chat.

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Walking dogs – m4m (Richmond)
We walked dogs together and I know you are straight. I think you have some interest. Tell me where we were.

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Cute Middle Eastern Guy Blarney Bash – m4m
Just trying this out don’t know if it will reach you or not. You are a cute middle eastern guy I saw Saturday at the blarney bash. You came through my line and ordered food. We made eye contact a couple and I think you’re really cute. You even left me a tip. Hit me up if you’re interested.

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Buffalo Wild wings hottie – m4w (Chesterfield)
Omg, you were so hot with those blues jeans on, cute hat, a sweater which showed off you big breast. You look about 41. I was wanting to kiss your full lips and grab the round booty. I was looking at you all night and tripped in front of you. Hopefully I will see you again beautiful!!

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Emilio’s Saturday night at the bar…… Whiskey and tea – m4w (Broad st)
We sat next to eachother at the bar…… And yes , I really would like to get close to you

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OMG, you guys – you dropped your ketchup – m4mw (Hull St. Rd. McDonalds)
As you were walking out of McDonald’s on Hull near Courthouse Rd, you dropped your ketchup packet. I yelled for you, but you didn’t hear me. I got up to get it for you, but as I was getting ready to stand, I realized I still had a few fries. So I finished them first. Then when I got up, someone else had stepped on the packet. I’m so sorry 🙁 I really tried to get it to you.

If you still want it, I have the exploded packet in a baggy. Please let me know it’s really you. The woman was wearing pajama bottoms that had a cartoon graphic on them – what character was it? And the guy had a t-shirt that said … ? If you properly identify yourselves, I’ll make sure I get this back to you.

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Charlotte Woods

Charlotte Woods

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