It’s Fall and we’re beginning to feel the chill outside, but the people of Missed Connections are keeping it hot and heavy as usual. This week, we have a girlfriend who’s caught her lover in some shady business…once again, foot fetish guy is back, a Comicon crush, and…a panty thief?
Foot fetish – m4w (Rva)
Hi!
Am a very fit, attractive male with a really strong foot fetish. I’d love to find an attractive, fit, dominant girl to have me worship her feet. I’ll pay you well and hopefully we can male this a regular thing. Please change the subject to something like ‘ Kiss my feet foot boy’ so I know you’re real. Thanks!
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To my boyfriend…. (Doesn’t matter)
To my boyfriend. I had a feeling you were up to your sneaky, shady shit again. Sunday I was very amused as I was looking through your email and this is what I saw. You answered an ad that a woman placed and her title was my husband is a douchebag. Well, you asked for a pic of her. Why? Then you answered an m4m ad. You were asked if you were top or bottom and your response was depends on the person. I’m not a gay man but I think your either top or bottom or maybe there’s versitile. Idk, never researched the topic. Then you answered an ad for a couple looking for a man. You responded back that you were white, 38 and attractive and love to please a woman with a pic of just you, no mention of me anywhere, isn’t that odd. There was a bunch more emails but I didn’t take the time to go through them all because I was pissed off but I have managed to keep my composure the past couple days. Which I am very proud of myself for not going bat shit crazy. Why? Why are you trying to do shit behind my back? I put up with it before two years ago and stayed when anyone else would’ve said go fuck yourself and left. I put this out there because Craigslist seems to be all you look at. I’m obviously not good enough or not enough of a freak for you. May be you want an open relationship? If so, game on! I just want you to know whether you plan on following through with this or not idk but even if it’s something to do to pass the time (talk shit to people) it hurts. How can you sit there and tell me your not doing anything no more and that you made a mistake two years ago and that I’m your everything including your soulmate, and still look me in the eyes and tell me you love me? You don’t love me when your trying to hook up or talking shit to other women, men and couples. It’s clear to me that you are very insatiable and you need variety. I don’t believe that there’s one man out there who doesn’t want to have his cake and eat it too and you’re one of them and it’s bullshit!!!!! I hope you eventually find this ad and it strikes a nerve and you feel guilty because you should. Because you’re fucking up…..AGAIN!!!!! And once again, I found out because you’re not smart enough to delete your shit!!!! Have a nice day
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Dropped you off at Lady Nawlins – m4w
You sat in the back of my car (I was your Uber driver.) We talked about high schools and how embarrassing my school’s mascot is. We even talked about out birthdays and how they had a significance to more than just us, just based on history. If you should ever see this and want to respond maybe you will remember my high school’s mascot and why I hated it and or my birthday and the significance of it. I thought you were super cute and would love to share some more laughs over drinks or something. I dropped you off to meet up with friends at Lady Nawlins.
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Bearded stud in Superman shirt w/ parking meter – m4m (comic con Sat)
You are hot. Saw you walking around Sat in black tee shirt w/ red superman logo. You had a bent up parking meter. Would luv 2 give u a super bj.
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Those panties I took – m4w (Glen Allen)
I’m sorry, but I ate them. They’re gone. Forever. I’m sorry. I am going to email you a new pair. Tell me what Shape your loofa is so I know it is you.
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Yummy at the Shrimp Shack – m4w
ou gave me a quick smile as i walked out of the Shrimp Shack today I think you knew i was watching your sexy body…You made an old mans day…Thanks
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You said you were a freak. – m4w (Ettrick)
We work together sometimes. That’s a hint. You know my situation. I know yours. I’m interested but it would have to stay between us. I only saw you once since we had that talk after work. And yes you can keep smiling.
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I dream to have a missed connection. – m4mw (Tri City
I’m honestly jealous of you guys that get missed connections put out for them. It’s beautiful in its own way. I just wish someone would see me around and feel a connection immediately. Maybe one day. Maybe at the gym, or the club. Maybe I’m not cursed to only love Hulu and Xbox forever. So here’s a missed connection for myself.
Cute 20 something guy seen at wawa. Grateful dead shirt, gym shorts and tattoos. Buying like a thousand monsters. Can’t tell if gay or straight. Nice smile. Cheers!
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Legs and heels – m4w
Hello, I saw a beautiful flower in Home Depot in short pump Tuesday. We made eye to eye and smiled several times throughout the store. Damn, I missed the bus because I froze. She had sexy black pumps on and a grey/white flowered dress on. I know I’ll never see her again but I love to see women in heels and missed many connections. So if you wore heels today, can we chat/flirt?
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Smoking in the alley – m4m
The hot guy that was sitting in the alley yesterday smoking with me was so hot. You sat there with your legs spread and I couldn’t help but stare… I would have sucked you off right there. Tell me something we talked about so I know it’s you.
Let’s meet up so I can take care of that big bulge in your pants.
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