Best of RVA Craigslist Missed Connections 7/28-8/4

by | Aug 6, 2014 | RICHMOND NEWS, WTF?!

August love folks… it’s not too late to snatch up a summer Betty or Benny and try and stay cool through theses hot nights. Grab a beer, kick on the song below, and cruise our Best of Craigslist below and maybe you’ll be the subject of someone’s love-lost.

Smashley – m4w 8/4

You have tattoos and work at a music store. I wanna bass dat ass girl. shiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiit.

HMU and lemme find out

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valentine necklace – m4w (furniture store) 8/3

You sold me a necklace just before Valentine’s day. I remember thinking at the time how little my girlfriend deserved it and how little it would be appreciated.

You seemed so pleasant and cheerful. I had the urge that day to turn around and offer it to you.

Six months later I regret not doing that…

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9th n jackson(downtown) – m4w 8/3

I no this is a long shot. but wth.. I seen u walkn down ninth with ur co worker or friend. I waved. but as u can c. I wasn having a good day by my black car bein down. I wanted to get out but so many cars was coming. n i didn wanna chase u dpwn like a mad man. lol. but anyways. i think u r cute. n if its a slim chance u might c this. but if u do hmu. i wud like to no ur name

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Because I’ll go mad if I don’t say it somewhere – w4m – 38 (Midlothian) 8/2

I’m ashamed at the cliche of having a crush on a barista, but here I am. I thought my ability to feel anything was dead until I saw you. Your voice, the way your hair turns up slightly at the ends, like maybe you’re still deciding whether to cut it or let it grow out. I might be imagining your eyes are green when they are really hazel. I am trying not to be overt–you are working and are paid to be nice to me, and I won’t forget that. I will keep leaving stupidly large tips. I will try not to come in more than is normal.

So, even though I know you are being nice because you have to, I hold close your kindness. There aren’t many beautiful people who treat me well. Thank you. I may never know if you are happy and satisfied, but it is my most fervent hope that you are.

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Noodles (mechanicsville) 8/2

You are tall and beautiful. You drove a Lexus 300 and I could not take my eyes off you. I must say you did stand out. I told you that you were beautiful on my way out. Would like to know more about you. Please Respond back if you see this add. Thanks

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sexy book worm – m4w (richmond) 7/31

I couldn’t help notice you when you came downstairs but I must say great pair! You seem very professional and I’m just horny looking for a casual hookup.

I really would love having some fun at your place with you.

If you want just tell me you like my shirt I’ll take the lead.

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Up stair – m4w (pg) 7/31

I only see u once awhile but I think you look so cute and hot. I think u notice me looking. I dont know if u have bf. Or bff. It b amazing just to be friend.

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I kept seeing both of you at the river… – m4ww – 22 (Belle Isle) 7/29

I guess I’m just doing this for the hell of it, because I’m pretty sure that neither of you will read this, but I’m not in the business of giving a damn at the moment. One of you was blonde, and the other brunette. I don’t know which of you it was, but I was feeling some crazy strong energy. Anyway, that’s all I’ve got.

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Starbucks Parking Lot – m4w – 25 (Chesterfield) 7/28

You and your friend got out of your car. Your dress was riding up. Your friend called you out and you jokingly lifted it up even more. I admit…I was watching. You had a nice ass and your friend was cute too. 😉

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Katey at laundry mat My names Brandon – m4w – 24 (Richmond, Va) 7/28

Hey I thought you were really cute and would like to get to know you more. feel I should have asked for your number but never did. If you see this email me. You were washing clothes and had on bigger glasses then me.

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