Best of RVA missed connections 1/12-1/19

by | Jan 19, 2016 | COMMUNITY, POLITICS

It may be freezing outside with snow on the way, but love and lust in Richmond continues to heat up.

It may be freezing outside with snow on the way, but love and lust in Richmond continues to heat up. People looking for their lost lovers…well let’s not romanticize this, this week’s RVA missed connections is mainly people at gas stations, donut shops, and bars hoping to get some.

With that, check out this week’s hopefuls and their attempts to woo their crushes.

James at Kroger Carytown – m4m (eggs/cheese)

You said it was your early day off and that you were going to make it happen.
You noticed something in my basket and said you needed to come to my house. What a smile! What a body! Hope you would be interested in more than what was in the basket. I saw you glancing elsewhere . Hope to hear from you.

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Slangin Donuts – m4w (Sugar Shack)

To the blonde with the mandala tattoo. . . be my druidess.
I’ll gladly risk heart disease and continue to buy fried dough just to interact with you, even if it’s just for a brief moment.

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Costco Gas – m4w (West End)

You said to me…..the pumps are so slow.
They weren’t slow for me cause I spent my time staring at you!
Omg, you looked great all dressed in black with your beautiful bubble butt!
You are hott!

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Goodbye Hug – w4m

To: My Asshole
It is a shame it has to happen. I wish the hug could have lasted a little longer. To be honest, I will miss you, the smiles, and the jokes. But all good things come to an end 🙁
I told you to call and email every so often, and you said you would give me your new email. I hope you do.

Always,

Your Shithead

PS: I always thought you were a sexy thing and you were definitely my crush 🙂

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LickemGood69 from Adam4Adam – m4m (Online)

Hey. Hope you see this. We was talking on Adam for Adam for a few days and it was going great. You said what you like to do in your spare time (G) and me in mine (420). I said we should get up sometime, we’d have a blast. You said,”Yeah we would.” I replied,”Awesome.”
We didn’t exchange numbers as we both assumed that we’d both hit each other up later but the next day your profile was deleted. Hope it wasn’t me but if you still wanna get up hit me back.

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My best friend’s wife – m4w

You’re my best friend’s wife. I’ve been in love with you for years and think you are perfect in every way. We haven’t been able to talk too much in recent years, but whenever we do I fall in love all over again. It’s probably for the best that I don’t see you more often because of my feelings. I would probably re-enact the closing scene from Love Actually, cue cards and all. Saw you again last night and you looked simply stunning. Tell me the first letter of my first name if you think I’m talking about you…

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Daddy Warbucks at Starlight – m4w (Starlite)

You “the tall blonde” were having a great night. “Laughing Singing and Dancing” I know you said something about me “Daddy Warbucks” when I walked in. Do you remember rubbing my shoulders as you were on the way out? Next stop Social 52. Lunch?

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Amy David

Amy David was the Web Editor for RVAMag.com from May 2015 until September 2018. She covered craft beer, food, music, art and more. She's been a journalist since 2010 and attended Radford University. She enjoys dogs, beer, tacos, and Bob's Burgers references.




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