The holiday spirit is in the air, and New Years Eve is fast approaching. These two occasions are a mix of ups and downs–love, hatred, and jealousy merging together to make for a ambivalent season for some.
The holiday spirit is in the air, and New Years Eve is fast approaching. These two occasions are a mix of ups and downs–love, hatred, and jealousy merging together to make for a ambivalent season for some. But don’t fret! Chances are everybody else is feeling the same way you are this holiday season, so take a gander at these missed connections. You might just find your celestial love.
Missing you….. – m4w (Not where you are)
I’m thinking that you’ve seen this and you know it’s me. Lets not be stubborn together. This is part of the reason why i’m posting this. Yes, i’m reaching out to you. The question is, will you reach back? Meet me half way?
If you can answer these questions then I’ll definitely know it’s you. Every time I hear that song “Say something” by A Great Big World and Christina Aguilera, I think of you. Will you say something to me?
1) The paper from a straw folded up into a _______?
2) What did we do in the parking lot after we ate pizza? We _______?
3) What did we do after we snuck into the hotel? We ______? (I guess we did that more than once, so there might be multiple answers)
4) The birds name was ______?
5) Chocolate covered _______?
6) On top of a mountain in a _______?
7) Your initials are _____?
8) Where did we meet? It was not in the state I’m in and it’s not where you are now.
Sheetz West Broad and Glenside 500 ish Tuesday
You were gorgeous and eyes were beautiful, we talked about pork rinds and you were going to try the new brad’s raw crunchy kale. Wish I would’ve asked for your number. Didn’t see a ring. We waved and you drove off. If you see this please feel free to contact me. Hope to see you there again.
pretty witch, sings t swift – m4w – 36 (downtown )
you were having dinner w your friend. you were wearing a tan trench coat, blue dress. drinking shirley temples. your friend was drinking beer. when i asked for your number, you told me your a witch and witches don’t have phone numbers, but damn your pretty. so change your mind, tell me what song you and your friend were singing and what the tattoos on your forarms so i know it’s you.
Kroger on Staples Mill – m4w – 30 (Your line.)
Jennifer –
You smelled my candles and complained that the body wash I was purchasing smelled like your ex. I’d consider using a different brand if you’d consider letting me take you out for dinner. Deal?
Hard to miss, but somehow I did (Northside)
I’m looking for a regular at a restaurant called Northside Grille. He wears a trenchcoat, hat, and most distinctly an EYEPATCH. I was supposed to get in contact with him, but I didn’t get the chance. If you know this guy, let me know. I have to tell him something about his spirit animal which appeared in a dream that I had– you see how urgent this is.
us Irish american, russian speaking bohemians – m4w – 26
I ran into you 6 years ago and we talked alex lipson and salvador dali. it was an awkward night that involved police and bitchy emts. I saw you a couple times later and you called me the boy from boston who saved your life. Now tonight after ive almost completely forgot our previous encounters your eyes ignite strange and wonderful feelings that i feel obligated to pursue. I wish i could regift these electric sensations in the form of witty conversation and reckless appreciation of coffee booze and herb however If our paths never cross again live well bright eyed angel.
red head lookin at dvds – m4w (barnes & noble on broad)
Yesterday, Near West End Barnes & Noble by the pet store, dvd section – you were looking at a Charlie Brown Box set, I was dumbfounded by your beauty. I have to imagine you’ll never see this, but us shy quiet nice guys have to dream.
I was in the graphic novel section, brown hair, beard, glasses. You came through, seems we have similar interests. You had a dvd, but not Charlie Brown, I couldn’t see what though, then went to the non-fiction comedy area. You skimmed a few, laughed a little, which was so nice to watch – because you seemed a little sad, then bought just your dvd & left.
I’d like to hold your face and look deep into your blue eyes, then kiss you and make you feel safe and loved forever.
My name is James. Please email me.
I need someone to pluck my back hair – m4w – 21 (chesterfield)
Hi, all!
I’m recently out of a relationship which is forcing me to ask this. I have a rampant back hair problem which I am eagerly avoiding. I’m a 21 year old white male and I need a woman who would be willing to pluck my back hair for me. You would be doing me a great service and I know a lot of people enjoy doing this kind of thing. I can meet wherever you want to do this, as well as provide the tweezers. IDC who you are or what you look like, just please be nice and somewhat gentle.
Will you be my Chanterelle? – m4w (Ellwood Thompsons)
Silver haired hottie pontificating at the mushroom selection.
Let’s compare fungus’
jock at fan sbucks – m4m – 34 (Robinson )
Hey G. L. – discreet here. Same age and interests. No one has to know but us, bro. Hit me up. Go ‘skins.
