The new year is here, and with that comes new heart breaks, unrequited love and missed connections. Here are the ‘best of” RVA Craigslist’s newly aching hearts along with some of the same old classic lustfully weird Internet people. (Some things never change)
Waffle House Cutie (moon baby) – m4w (Chesterfield)
You came in with one of your lady friends. You had blonde hair and corduroy pants that you asked me to feel, maybe you remember what I complimented you on? This is a long shot forreal but I really wish I would of gotten your number! If you see this, hmu?
Ethan.kathish – w4m (Rva)
I miss you. I am sorry. Why can’t we go back in time? Why didn’t we just run away? We were on fire. I’m turning to ashes now. I can’t stand the distance and silence. I know you will never ever see this. I know you feel it. Forever yours. Alice.glassish.
never did get to see your magic trick – w4m (carytown)
you looked so yummy in all black and that bold red tie. figured you had a lucky night as the second day the tie was gone. if only you hadn’t come in when we were so busy. your stare thru the plexiglass at me has smoldered into my soul but perhaps I was misreading your signals. I keep hoping to see you outside of work. I want to know your magic in a private audience.
a spicy cure – m4w (carytown)
Hey your spice was the right cure for the am. my question to you S. is are you into me or is my mind playing tricks with me ?
A
p.s if it is you what was the 2nd drink
Your embrace is my kryptonite – w4m (Prince george)
I know you have a new gf now, well at least did, but I can never seem to get you off my mind. I’ve attempted to move on myself but it just made me miss you more. I would give anything to have you holding me in my bed again. Your eyes, your smile, your dorkiness…I miss you so much! I can’t seem to shake you.
Silver Fox walking by – m4w (Libbie and Grove)
You were a silver fox with short-ish hair. We made eye contact and smiled at each other on the sidewalk several days ago in front of the froyo place/ Jack Browns by Libbie. I want to be your slave my silver queen.
Wal-Mart restroom stall – m4m (Midlothian TNPK)
Was in there Sunday 12/27, around noon time. You are already in the stall and I came in and went to the end stall right beside you. I intentionally started playing porn on my phone and you seemed very interested in what you heard. I’m pretty sure you work at Walmart because you had on the neon green reflector vest.
When you came out of your stall, you tried to peep into the gaps in the door of my stall to see who it was. That turned me on so much! Then you left and I stood up and saw you walk back into the bathroom and try to see me again. Would have been hot to have been able to actually connect.
When I came out of the bathroom, I saw you at the food court ordering lunch. I believe your name tag said Zachary. I tried to come over there and get your attention but you left before I made it over. Tell me what color shoes you were wearing and what color boxers you had on (I aw them under the stall) so I know it’s you. Would love to make our own porn sounds! 😉
