Best of RVA Craigslist Missed Connections 6/2-6/9

by | Jun 10, 2014 | RICHMOND NEWS, WTF?!

We’re back again, and this time we got a few more choice requests for love (or otherwise) from the passed week. It’s not easy finding the right man or woman in your life, but maybe yours is just a missed connection away.

And make sure to head over to Craigslist and post your own missed connections – we’ll be doing this every week and we’d love to help ya’ll find love… or whatever weird shit you’re not afraid to ask for on the internet.

You rode your bike to my neighbors house for a booty call last night – m4m (Ginter Park) 6/9

It was about 9:30 pm and you rode by my house on your bike and then turned around because you could not read the address for the booty call you were going to.

I always had my suspicions about the neighbor… I guess they were confirmed. lol.

I would have loved to have watched or joined in!!!

You both are hot! My neighbor has a beard, you did not.

Hit me up…

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Feet – m4w – 28 (RVA) 6/8

Hey there!

Ok, just so I can attempt to avoid getting flagged, the Carytown craft beer festival was yesterday at the diamond and the Bacon Festival is today.

I’m an attractive, very fit, white male looking for an attractive girl who will let me rub her feet and suck on her toes. I’m hoping we can make this a regular thing. I’ll seriously pay you anything you want, within reason.

Please put “worship my feet” as the subject so that I know you’re not spam. Also, attaching a picture would be nice as well. I’ll try to respond to everyone.

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Brownish muscled guy w dem white Beatz – m4m – 21 (VCU gym) 6/7

Man, all I can say is that you are very handsome. You really motivate me because you so focused on your workout and try to avoid the crowd I think they is sexy bro.
If u want to work out with me, reply back to this ad. I am very inspired by you and your incredible physique. WINK WINK 😉

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Delivering the mail in my neighborhood Saturday afternoon – m4w – 34 (Nansemond) 6/7

I never thought I would find myself doing a double-take on a mail carrier as I’m driving by, but my God, there was just something about you! You were really pulling off that Postal Service uniform (which I didn’t realize was possible), and you were so cute walking down the street. You had a smile and a spring in your step, and it looked for a moment like you were glancing over at me too (that could just be wishful thinking on my part). You were black, about 5 1/2 feet tall or so, and had short, floppy, scraggly curls sprouting about your head. Just so unexpectedly perfect. If I had no sense of shame, I would’ve pulled a u-turn and done some sort of Ferris Bueller-esque impromptu introduction of myself, just say you’re really cute or whatever, and probably move on, not pushing my luck. I’ve never seen you before, but I hope seeing you on Saturdays becomes a regular thing. If it is, maybe I will drum up some excuse to bump into you and initiate conversation, although I’m not much of a planner. 🙂 If for some reason I have some sort of court summons or other horrible news delivered to my door, I at least hope that you are the one to deliver it. Hopefully I’ll see you around. If not, stay cute and don’t stand for guys giving you any shit. 🙂

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Working late at a tire place – m4m (Near my place) 6/5

Depending on how late you have to stay and who’s gonna be there with you, maybe you want me to come back by with something to drink and we could have a little fun? I’m a little buzzed and already forgot your name but I remember you had on a red shirt. Haha

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Prince George Food Lion – m4w (Prince George) 6/5

To the cute dark haired white girl with a booty that works in the deli. I’m too shy to say anything but I have a little nerve on here…lol… You are sexy as hell, love those pouty lips, pretty smile and from what I can tell you have a great booty! I would love to talk and maybe more. Hoping you or someone who knows you lets you know about my post. Let’s talk…. 😉

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SO hot for world lit teacher – w4m (J sarge parham ) 6/5

you say everything i’m thinking. literally. you make me nervous. and my heart sank when your girlfriend called you in the middle of class (bad professor!). but you seem unconventional/over the bullshit that this puritan society has to offer…. so maybe (much like me) you’re in a nonmonogomous relationship and we can take it to the prehistoric bone zone when this class is over?

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2 guys on Woodrow Terr – m4m – 30 (Woodrow Terr) 6/4

Monday evening you 2 were walking your dogs on Woodrow Terr and I waved as I went past. You guys were cute! I would love to chat with yall sometime and see if you are interested in a 3rd! Let me know what color shirts you were wearing! =)

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white suv, bombshell license plate – m4w – 27 (downtown) 6/3

You truly are a bombshell and a vision of perfection. If you read this or anyone knows her, please respond. Drinks or coffee?

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Halligan’s cashier at Broad Appetit – m4w 6/2

I’ve never liked red lipstick, but wow, that shade you were wearing looked gorgeous on you. How about a charity kissing booth next year? 😉

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Ice cream – m4m – 72 (Mech. Va.) 6/2

You sold me Strawberry ice cream sunday evening! you are very cute! If you see this post and are interested in an older guy reply!

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