From an Uber driving spilling all his dirty secrets to a rat tail/buzz cut connection at Sediment Arts, a weird post involving a sock at Wine Loft, and a Kroger woman looking for her “Silverdaddy”, this week’s batch of RVA Missed Connections is one for the books. Check out these and much more below.
Admire You at Work – m4w (RVA)
You would, never ever suspect me as thinking that you are a very attractive woman and it is beyond how you look. You are very professional at work and are extremely good at your job. Sometimes you are in a skirt and heels and on causal days you are flawless in jeans or leggings, a sweater and boots. You are married, as am I. I think you have a kid, but I do not know you that well to know for sure. Although you don’t do it often, I love it when you wear your hair in a pony-tail. It shows all of your gorgeous face. You are younger than me by many years. Your smile is the boss. Goodness. Again, you would never expect me to find you attractive. We are so opposite and I never ever let on about personal things I am thinking at work.
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orange ball cap too nervous to say hi to rat tail cutie – w4w (SEDIMENT gallery)
1/20, panel discussion for Gender Fail grinned at u when I walked into the gallery
u:
were taking notes during the discussion
soft electric smile
rat. tail. & a black cap
me:
sat behind u on the floor
uncontrollable grin
buzz cut beneath a tacky orange cap
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I won’t cut my beard off. However? – m4w (Colonial Heights Walmart)
I believe I can do it without tickling your thighs lol. If by chance you read this and are interested. Let me know. Put the word “beard” in the subject line to help me weed out the spam
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I Can’t Quit Uber Because Of The Sex – w4m
I’ve been driving for Uber over three years and the only reason is because of the sex. I have a full time job during the day that pays well. When I first started I heard the stories from other drivers but thought it was bullshit. Then sure enough late one night I was propositioned. I was nervous at first but realized I found a dream job. But If you’re thinking you can just start driving for Uber and you’re going to get laid like a porn star, let me make this clear. I’m an attractive guy with a very nice and clean vehicle and I never proposition my customers. Making the first move is a death sentence. I’ve seen a few guys lose their job because they think it’s a candy shop. Well, it is for certain guys.
I wait for that 3 word question. “Are you single?” That’s typically a green light. Or a question about my “girlfriend” or “wife”. Without asking if I’m attached first. Example…What does your girlfriend think about you driving for Uber? Or Does it bother your wife that you’re out all night? Sometimes the women initiate by bashing their boyfriend or husband and talk about how they dread going home. That’s when I move in. It’s a green light to ask if they’d like to do something other than go home!? Over the years I’ve built a client base of women who just want to fuck. I’ve been having sex with a few clients off and on my entire time with Uber.
The reason I’m here is because I don’t share my stories like other guys do with other Uber drivers or their friends. I love my job too much and don’t want to chance losing it. I’ve had sex with doctors, lawyers, bartenders, waitresses, college girls, moms, dancers, other female Uber drivers, a female police officer, and many lonely women leaving the bar alone late at night. If you think I’m full of shit, the next time you find yourself alone with an Uber driver and he’s attractive with a nice vehicle, ask him to tell you some crazy stories about customers.
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Lost sock – m4w (The Wine Loft)
Missing my mate, I’m so lonely without my pair. You left me behind at the loft and I’m devastated to be so alone in a world filled with warm feet.Hope to be reunited soon,
Purple zig zags
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Silverdaddy at Kroger on Hull last night. – m4m (Chesterfield)
You were shopping at the Kroger last night. You’re very handsome.. if you want to come by sometime I would be very interested. Tell me what type of coat you were wearing so I know it’s you.
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History Lover Seeking the RVArt Lover – m4w (RVA)
Your posting was well writing and enticing. Alas, by the time I responded the posting was gone. Did you find your history geek? Did a rebuffed applicant flag your message in a fit of childish retribution? Was the post a scam? So many questions and normally I would push them out of my mind and move on, however, something about your words prevent me from doing so. Like that song you cannot get out of your head and find yourself signing throughout the day.
If you found your dominant and kinky history geek then I wish you both the very best. If it was a scam then I suppose I’ll never know or, deal with the flood of ridiculous responses. However, if you were legitimate and your disappearance was the act of a jilted applicant, then let us not allow the childish actions of another impede any potential enjoyment we might find in one another’s company. If the latter and you are curious, send a reply using one of the two title options you listed in your post.
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Vagabond sarah – m4w (Greyhound)
We spoke for a few hours on the bus and you mentioned vagbonds a few times. My name is bobby, and i believe your name is sarah. If you dont see this i hope to find you at vagabond one day.
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Priscilla – m4w (Rva)
When I saw you the other day,I fell in love all over again.All I could think about was opening the door and getting in the shower with you,what would you have done?.its too easy and it’s to easy for you to pic up and leave.i need to know are you interested in hanging out again…and could you make sure I know this is from you and only you…
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Seeking J. Summa – m4m (chesterfield)
Saw you the other day and think you are a very sexy guy. Hope that we can get hand explorer some of your fantasies. Masculine and discrete here. What happens between us stays between us.
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Photo Credit: The Wine Loft
