Best of RVA Missed Connections 1/24/18 – 1/30/18

by | Jan 30, 2018 | RICHMOND NEWS, WTF?!

RVA Missed Connections is all over the place this week. In this batch, we have more Uber driver confessions, sparks fly over camo and flip-flops at Poe’s Pub, and a man warns of a Petersburg thief posing as a nympho. All that and more below. 

Our never ending story

If you were a book

I’d lick my fingers

and flip to your pages

until your spine creased

and you lay spent,

with nothing else to offer.

Then, I’d cup you in my palms

and read you again.

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I’m A, you’re C, I think I love you

My name starts with A, yours C. We live about 1/2 mile away from one another in the country. Our families have known each other since we were kids. The other night we talked about what we have done since our childhood. We talked for hours about any and everything. I enjoyed that very much and I had a great time. Oh and if you didn’t catch the title of this post, I feel I’ve just talked head over heels for you, crazy huh

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Uber from Uptown Alley – m4w (Midlothian)

I picked you up and gave you ladies a ride to Colonial Heights on Saturday night…..it was around 10pm. Email me please.

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poes pub – guy wearing camouflage hoodie and flip flops today – m4m (Richmond City)

ey man, are you new in town ?  your very sexy… I’d like to chat with you. what did you have for dinner tonight? love those briefs you had on today. hit me up

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Candy man looking for shampoo Lady – m4w (Walmart)

I doubt you’ll ever see this , we met at the self checkout line in Walmart off Midlo yesterday. We had a nice chat only one thing missing, how do I find you again. If it’s you tell me about our conversation.

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Secretly y’all – w4m (Hofheimer building)

1/23 You kept turning your head away from the speakers at the front of the room, looking in my direction. I locked eyes with you a few times. I thought maybe you’d come talk to me at intermission but we didn’t speak. If you were looking at me, tell me what you look like and what you were wearing, so that we can speak 🙂

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Re: Nympho seeking a friend – w4m (Petersburg)

Theres a reason shes posting in missed connections. Its because everyone in casual encounters knows not to mess with her. She will rob you. Ive heard of people getting robbed at knifepoint by her bf. If not that she will try to trick you into giving her your money…stay away, youve been warned
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Photos by: Poe’s Pub  
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