Best of RVA Missed Connections 12/26/17-1/3/18

by | Jan 3, 2018 | RICHMOND NEWS, WTF?!

We are just a few days into 2018 and the folks of Missed Connections are already providing us with enough entertainment for the whole year. Sparks fly at Cary St. Cafe, we’ve got more foot fetishes, a man has a few gigs for a pregnant woman living at the Richmond Inn, and if you’re looking for a discreet encounter, a Chester man has declared himself  “the guy to satisfy your needs.” All that and more below:

Lake Caroline Jeep – m4w

You were leaving the neighborhood this morning & I was pulling in. We were side by side at the gate. You were driving a white 4 door wrangler lifted a little with a Dallas Cowboys sticker on the back. We stared at each other & you smiled. What was I driving…

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Athletic visitor – m4m (Downtown)

You are an athletic clean cut guy in town for biz this time of year. Turns out that we know some of the same folks. I think that makes it a little more interesting. Run it back at your hotel sometime?

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Sometimes You Miss What’s In Front of You – m4w

You, the brilliant shine of your smile, me, the one who never earned it often enough for you to keep it. I grew complacent by thinking I knew how people should lean on each other and how to do no harm. I didn’t listen enough to what made you calm because my past told me how much I could be hurt if we settled down. The most painful missed connection is the one in your own house – a severed bond of happiness, a wound without scab because I still see you every day. I can’t heal now because you are everpresent – I can’t heal in the coming weeks or months or years because I will work hard and be a person finally worthy of you but I will be without you. With love, Your Former.

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Looking for the Pregnant Woman living in Richmond Inn – m4w (Richmond)

I’m looking for the pregnant woman I met at the Richmond Inn last November. She is white around 24ish, very petite and due in March. If you are her please email me back as I lost your phone number. I have a couple of gigs for you as we were talking about it.

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“Officer” – w4m (Henrico)

I met a guy on here a couple years ago, and come to find out he was a police officer. You used to do investigations etc… And probably still do. Well, we met, and were into each other. We had a really nice make out session outside and you were in full uniform. We made plans to get together but scheduling was difficult. So if by some chance you see this, and are still interested, I’d love to meet up again. If it’s you, please tell me the location we met and kissed… Or describe me or something, so I know it’s you. Oh and you’re white, dark hair with a muscular build.

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Cha Chas Richmond – m4w (Richmond)

I was the tall black wearing the suit at Cha Cha’s…don’t think we had the opportunity to exchange numbers.

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Discreet – m4w (Chester)

Are you looking for a discreet encounter to satisfy your needs. I’m that guy. Lets chat and see if I am what you are looking for.

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The girl who kissed me at Cary St. on Friday night/ Saturday Morning – w4w

You really made my night. It turns out I can’t make any of my NYE plans tonight- hope it’s okay if I count you as my midnight kiss, two days early! Have a WONDERFUL 2018. You shine, girl.

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You brought us cookies – m4w

while we did work in the front yard of your house close to riverside drive. You are a Goddess! I would love to chat more

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Waffle House this morning – m4w (Hopewell)

To the lady wearing the pink jacket driving a white suv. U came the Waffle House and placed a to go order while I was waiting on my food. I couldn’t keep my eye off u. I was thinking about how nice it would be to see them beautiful legs and ass outside of them jeans. I was in the booth to the right of u. I’m sure u saw me staring. Hope u read this and interested.
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Easy money for women with nice feet – m4w (Rva)

Hey! So, not much to it. I’m an attractive fit male with a strong foot fetish looking for a dominant girl who’d be interested in taking advantage of it. That’s it!
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Top Photo Credit: Cary St. Cafe
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