Best Of RVA Missed Connections: November 7 – November 13

by | Nov 13, 2018 | RICHMOND NEWS, WTF?!

Apparently a lot of hearts were set aflame this week, and more than a little of it happened at shows, from hot pit action at Good Riddance in Norfolk to some serious closeness in the pit at GWAR. Whether or not you rocked out with some cuties this past week, though, you still might find love in the Missed Connections section. Especially if you’re hanging out at Wawa, or driving your Jeep to the gym.

And if you’re stuck working cashier at a Southside grocery store, have no fear — dashing strangers are seeking to take you away from all this. They’ll let you know about it through the pages of this week’s Missed Connections.

Good time at GWAR (The National)

You: short black hair, black hoodie, tight jeans; jumping, grinding, deft hands, not sure about biting.

Me: grey long-sleeve shirt, jeans, short brown hair; surprised, flattered, hair pulling, tight grip, very into you but there with someone else.

Tell me what part of the venue we were in if you’re interested in more dedicated attention.

Missing my Chubby Girl (Norfolk)

It’s been a cold spell and I’m loney. I am 49 year old guy and can host.

Sexy school teacher at wawa (Wawa bailey bridge)

I seen you at the wawa your blue eyes and tight dress was absolutely eye catching and definitely a fantasy kind or woman you are if you seen this contact me put (your teacher) in subject line. Hope to make a fantasy come true

ALL THE PRETTY LADIES AT (MCV)

JUST TO LET YALL KNOW YOU ARE ALL SO EASY ON THE EYES!!!! ESP IN THOSE LEGGINS OH MY GOOTNESS !!!! I TRY NOT TO STARE OR DROP MY MOUTH WIDE OPEN LIKE A DOG IN HEAT SO I JUST CATCH A BRIEF GLANCE AND CARRY ON AS IF NOTHING HAPPENED BUT INSIDE IM SCREAMING DAAAAAAAYYUUUUUUUMMM !!! LOLZ AS THE OLD SONG GOES “I’M A GIRL WATCHER HERE COMES ONE NOW!!!”” MY MY MY I’M JUST A RANDOM CONSTRUCTION WORKER THAT WORKS DOWN THERE WITH YALL AND WANTED TO LET YOU ALL KNOW YOU ARE APPRECIATED ALL OF YOU EVERY RACE CREED LONG HAIR SHORT HAIR BROWN BLOND BLACK GREEN EYES BLUE BROWN AND GRAY .

Veteran’s day ..got boobs? (Chesapeake)

Happy Veterans day to all my brothers and sisters who have served!I saw a meme earlier this morning so ladies please make this bet happy!it say ” show a veteran your boobs it’s the American thing to do”

Jan……. 1970’s (Richmond)

Jan….. we are still in touch from time to time but both have seperate lives now. Just had to tell you that when we were younger you made my heart flutter. So beautiful and so fun…… and the sexiest most kissable feet I have ever seen (probably the cause of my current obsession… ha). Anyway just want to let you know how you imprinted my life. Wonder if you can figure this out… would do a “same time next year” with you anyday.

Good Riddance at Peabody’s

You’re the red haired girl that jumped onto my back in the pit. You were awesome and a lot of fun! I must see you and talk to you before the next show we meet at.

Cute girl at Walmart on rt.10 (Rt.10 chesterfield)

Just throwing this out there, I hope you get this.You bumped me with your shopping cart in the checkout line.I wanted to talk to you but I was in a hurry.This was about 2 weeks ago, can’t get you off of my mind.Let me know if you wanna chat.

Hot cashier at Foodlion (Chester)

I’m looking for the hot cashier at the foodlion off chester rd.I haven’t seen you in a while.Short girl with glasses, and big tatas.I’m single now, if anyone can help me find her, I haven’t seen her and don’t know if she still works there. Thanks!

Mistress Gingers subby boys (Chester)

Looking for my playmates. If you’ve played with me before contact me. Must be able to describe me and our session details. Used to post on bp and cl. Hope to find my old playmates soon.

Anytime Fitness Forest Hill Jeep JK (Forest Hill)

So, I see you going in to AF from time to time.

You drive a dark grey Jeep.

You’re usually there around 11-noon or so.

You look really good in your tight workout pants – you usually wear black but recently, you’ve worn grey.

I’d love to slide them off of you and work out everything that’s underneath.

M4M

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