Best of RVA Missed Connections 12/12/17-12/19/17

by | Dec 19, 2017 | RICHMOND NEWS, WTF?!

The folks of RVA Missed Connections never fail to disappoint, and in this week’s batch we have everything from a steamy chat on a flight between a man and a woman named Lavender, to flirtations at Vintage and Bowtie, to “Sweaty Bike Action”. Oh, and Owen the Barista, if you’re out there, you have a secret admirer. All that and more below!

Owen the Barista – m4m (Fan)

I see you working often and I’m so happy when you’re there. You’re always super sweet and I find you pretty attractive. I was in there earlier today (around noon) and you made my drink. If you’re interested/curious and would like to continue the convo, feel free to shoot me a message. You’d recognize me if you saw me. If not, no worries. Just know you’ve had an awesome impression on me

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Lavender – m4w (Richmond Airport)

Lavender, talking with you for hours on the flight from DFW to RIC was one of the nicest things I have done in quite a long time. I cannot stop thinking about you and how we easily communicated for hours. I’ve realized I made a big mistake not getting your contact info. I really want to see you. When you reply please let me know what day you went back to work so I know it is you. Hoping to see you again – C

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Young male in Fan – m4m (Midlothian)

Like to find young male who I chatted with yesterday 12/15 here. Wanted to set something up for today 12/16, need to here back from you. Big, older , hairy male here.

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The groundhog was drinking – m4w

I miss those creative days and nights. My mind remembers all the journeys you facilitated. Downtown deserted was always inspirational. Stay strong.

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Your a dancer – m4w (Certain club certain girl)

That was written by a boyfriend of a dancer. They think its a public service announcement. What evs……

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Croatian girl at Vintage Saturday night – m4w (Richmond)

So I noticed you were checking me out while I was dancing and I ended up saying hello and giving you my number. I may have given you the wrong number because I was so drunk. I also lost you in the crowd afterwards.  Hit me up with what you wore that night if you’re her.

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Sweaty bike action – m4m (Clay’s street) 

Saying in aposed hi. Wishing to knowing you better. Intrested give me a back comment I enjoy things near water oystering boarding .

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I used to pay you to kick me in the balls – m4w

I don’t know if you’ll see this but we used to meet up once or twice a week, and you’d watch me jerk off until I came and then when I’d get ready, you’d kick me in the balls. You started to catch feelings after awhile and wanted more. I was honestly happy with how things were. If you see this and want to pick back up where we left off I’d love to see you again.

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Teach me – m4w (Richmond)

Hey I’m 17 I want to have someone teach me about sex and how to treat a woman in bed!! Any help is appreciated

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Cute Blonde at BowTie Movie Theater – m4w (BowTie Richmond) 

You and I made eye contact a couple of times and smiled at each other in line at the concession stand. You were a very cute blonde and you were tickling the kid who was with you. I didn’t have the courage to say hello. Maybe give me another shot?

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Photo Credit: Pearl Raw Bar

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