Best of RVA Missed Connections 3/6/18-3/13/18

by | Mar 13, 2018 | RICHMOND NEWS, WTF?!

We may have returned to a frosty winter wonderland, but it’s always hot and steamy over in Missed Connections and its guaranteed to warm you right up. This week, we have a creepy ode to a “grilled cheese sandwich”, a man with a foot fetish gets disappointed at “Red Robster”, a former minister is looking to explore, and a man falls for a Levi-wearing, pastry-loving, coffee-drinking woman who smashed her BMV near Sub Rosa.  All that and more below.

For Erika H – m4w (Chesterfield)

We haven’t seen each other in quite awhile. Even though you’re married, i was…am attracted to you. I doubt you ever ventured the thought when you were around me, but all i could ever think about was getting the chance to be alone with you. So i could throw caution to the wind and kiss you, with the faintest of hopes that instead of pulling away, you’d pull me closer. Both of us trembling with excitement knowing what we’re doing is wrong, but in the moment, as our hands explored each others bodies, it felt like there was no one else in the world that could stop our lust.The chance of you stumbling across this is an even fainter hope. But if that glimmer of hope comes to be, i hope i’ve piqued your interest.

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Ah, Satan, come lay with me – m4w (Richmond)

Just come spend the night with me. I’m 2 minutes from you. I’d hold you close all night. It would be so beautiful to wake up next to you.

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my grilled cheese sandwich – m4w (hollywood cemetary)

the sandwich was near perfect as i removed it from the pan. the familiar scent of hot butter cheese and some pepper were a confirmation of quality. i began eating around the perimeter of crust deliberately saving the best gooey bite for last. you either heard me come in or smelled the grilled cheese. i knew your question but before you asked your swift delicate hand snatched the perfect bite. the best of the sandwich that i saved was your midnight snack. you didnt say anything and neither did i. this long standing longing that always keeps me waiting around for the perfect moment when your with me and you take the best bite to be flirty. i will keep eating my grilled cheese and saving that bite for last, just in case.

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We’re not cool – m4w (Red Robster) 

You don’t owe me anything but an explanation would make it right. Not an apology, just your thoughts on everything. Yeah I still wanna play with your feet and let you play with mine, but I get that you are not interested. I don’t think that is asking that much.

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I was vanilla when we met – m4w

I don’t know if you’ll see this but we used to talk several years ago. We got drunk one night and you kind of opened up to me about your desire to be dominated. I really didn’t know what it meant at the time and when you tried to explain it to me, I kind of backed off because to me, sex was pretty black and white. That was two years ago and I didn’t know what the fuck I was doing. I was close minded at the time and a youth minister struggling with my own beliefs. Since that time though, leaving the church and becoming more open minded, I’ve explored more of that and was hoping to see if we could possibly chat again. That is … if you’re still looking to explore.

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Jalapenos Resturant – m4w (Chester, VA)

Just seeing if you are interested? It was Saturday 11 of Mar around 8:30pm. You were with a girlfriend sitting at a booth. I was occupied and was leaving when by chance we locked eyes. You gave me a smile and I smiled back. I would like to chat with you. If you are interested hit me back and we can chat.

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Aaron’s party come and get it – w4m (Peter Chang’s (downtown))

You were my server Thursday night when I was out w/ my aunt. We had a great conversation and I left my # on the bill after you lingered. I thought it was as obvious as the Cranberries’ song but you never texted. If you see this use the #! If you missed it somehow, message me my name or something we discussed.

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Alexander Lyft – m4m (Near VCU to begin)

We talked about your sore butt and a butt massage and I’m damned sorry I didn’t offer. Maybe I can now. Sorry I’m pretty bad at being quick at picking up on clues in the moment. Was nice to chat. Thanks for the ride. Maybe I can help you with that butt.

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Lyft passenger? – m4m (Richmond)

You know who you are, and should remember who I am:) You are new to RIC. We talked a while. You were very cool.

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Smashing a BMW right through Sub Rosa into my heart – m4w (Church Hill) 

At first I was like, “Damn she looks incredible in those jeans.” But then I was all, “Oh she likes coffee too?” And then I was like, “What? She drives a blue BMW convertible with a front wing smashed to hell. Get out!” You won’t believe it. I too love coffee and Sub Rosa pastries (thanks Evin.) I too occasionally smash the shit out of car fenders for dramatic flair. I too appreciate a good pair of Levis. If you’re real and not a figment of my imagination, can I take you out for coffee sometime?

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Photo By: Sub Rosa Bakery

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