Best of VA Missed Connections March 13 – March 19

by | Mar 19, 2019 | RICHMOND NEWS, WTF?!

I hope you all planted your potatoes last weekend, because spring is here, and it’s about time! We’re all ready for the sun to shine on us again, and as this week’s Missed Connections makes clear, a lot of people were out, about, and checking all the beautiful people out this past weekend, both at Shamrock the Block and other fine outdoor activities.

For example, we have the cyclist who has a hot take on pantyhose for all of you to agree or disagree with — if you like the color purple, though, you’re probably going to agree. And then there are the firefighters cruising to Food Lion in the fire truck, just for grins. We see you.

Plus, of course, we’ve got ladies buying enormous cans of Red Bull at Wawa, some Bon Air boys who are apparently out here kissing turtles, and plenty of Walmart shoppers as always. And is that a subtle Bhad Bhabie reference? …I sure hope not.

Warm it up, Virginia.

Shamrock the block ladies/……….. (BLVD.)

wow……All you girls at the festival and in this great weather sure looked wonderful today…..THANKS!!!!!!!!!!! Spring is here regardless of age!

Elizabeth (Not Liz) (Don’t Look Back)

EJ, you liked my shirt and I liked talking with you! I should have asked for your number – I hope you see this

-Will

To the mango hair stylist. (West end)

Black hair.

Black lips.

Black nails.

Black heart?

Shove your nails down my throat and tell me you’ll hurt me.

You come into my restaurant pretty regularly. I’ll make sure to have your order out a little quicker next time.

My Forever Love (Henrico)

TO MY FOREVER LOVE. A DAY DOESNT GO BY AND I DONT THINK ABT YOU. LIFE WAS SO GREAT WAKING UP AND SEEING YOU EVERY MORNING. IT HAS BEEN MAYBE A YEAR SINCE IVE SEEN YOU. AND I STILL FEEL THE SAME WAY. CRAZY BUT I CANT. FYI I DID SEE YOU YESTERDAY WHILE WORKING BUT I KEPT GOING. I KNOW YOU HAVE PROBABLY MOVED ON BUT I CANT FIND MYSELF TO BE ABLE TO DO THAT. BUT ANYWHO, WHATS THE ODDS ON YOU READING THESE AND KNOWING WHO I AM. I BELIEVE YOU SEEN ME TOO YESTERDAY. BUT OKAY. MS. 5’3 CHUNKY AND BEAUTIFUL. EMAIL AND LEAVE INITIALS IF U SEE THIS. A YR LATER AND IM STILL F’D UP!!!!

My Bon Air turtle girl

What I would give to see my turtle girl again. So much has changed. If I could rewrite history, I would give you a happy ever after. Think about you every day. My kingdom for your hand. Wouldve done anything for you, ye of little patience. Keep bumping each other. How about a drink, coffee or dinner? Someday.

Brook Road Walmart Hunk (7901 Brook Rd, Richmond, VA)

You had what I assumed was your son with you shopping in the grocery section. You were wearing Echo grey sweatpants and have what I believe to be you name tattooed below you neck on your back.

I was shopping alone and had a windbreaker from a company not located around here.

I was so distracted I constantly forgot what I was getting.

Hit me up.

Walmart/ Midlothian (Richmond)

Our eyes met, you smiled and I melted. You followed me around in the store for a bit. Everytime I looked your way you were staring back at me. I would have never thought a guy like you would be interested in a girl like me. You were tall average built with blue eyes and great smile. Wearing a black T-shirt and faded jeans. Medium brown hair. Me? Short plus size older woman. Short black hair glasses, wearing leggings and grey t-shirt. I hope you see this. Would love to meet and see if it can become more.

Fire Engine # 20 (1104 court house road)

YOU WERE THE PASSENGER IN THE FIRE ENGINE 20 LEAVING FOOD LION ABOUT 1230 PM , TURNING LEFT ONTO LUCKS LANE I WAS TURNING RIGHT, WE LOOKED AT EACH OTHER AND SMILED AT EACH OTHER, IF YOU SEE THIS TELL ME WHAT KIND OF CAR I WAS DRIVING , BTW YOU ARE VERY GOOD LOOKING YOU CAN PUT MY FIRE OUT ANY TIME WOOF!!!

Haven’t stopped thinking about you

Beautiful woman at wawa this morning around 7:30. Talked to you while we checked out. You’re a tall blonde, jeans, black shirt and heels. You bought the biggest redbull I’ve ever seen. I’d like to see you again.

Missing my Goddess

There is a piece of me that belongs to you, it will always be there with you. I know because I can feel the empty space inside of me it left behind. I know you were sincere when you wished me luck in my search. Conversation with others is a struggle, no one else out there gets me. I sincerely want you to be happy, I don’t want your life to be complicated. In a parrelel universe I am right by your side loving you, caressing you, providing for you, protecting you, treating you like the Goddess you are. Please know I will always be here for you hoping you one day reach out.

Handsome Beard At 3rd Street Diner

I was in there last Thursday with my two other girlfriends. You were sitting at the bar with blue jeans, a black hoodie and a black hat. Immediately we couldn’t stop talking about you. Your beard is amazing but then you walked by us coming out of the bathroom. You have the most beautiful hazel/green eyes I have ever seen. I was wet immediately! I think you are dating one of the bar tenders. Either way you probably won’t see this but you are so fucking sexy!

Giant Customer Service (Stafford)

You make my day when I see you. You smile like crazy when you see me. We talk while I check out and I hate leaving. I look for you every time. If you see this, respond with where I am going in a few weeks and what my problem has been the last three weeks.

Purple Hosiery sitting outside smoking (Richmond, VA)

A few days ago I was riding down Broad street on my bicycle. You are an older woman who was sitting outside a shop near Rite-Aid. I almost crashed my bike because your legs looked so sexy. I almost circled back around to speak with you but I chickened out.

I doubt you will ever see this, but if you do please know that women ALWAYS look better in hosiery and your legs are no exception, you looked super sexy.

Banana bread first time we met

Mike- We met at the park first time and I brought you banana bread. Would love to talk to you again.

I can’t stop thinking about YOU (Denbigh)

You are everywhere! I can’t stop thinking about you!!! We steal glances at each other I stare deep into your soul I like you a lot you are what keeps bringing me back! Just you! You deserve to be cherished even though you say you are married and happy I think deep down you are not and that’s none of my business but there is just something about YOU wish I could give you a another hug just a little bit longer! I’ll see soon love!

M4W

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