Best of RVA Missed Connections: November 14 – November 20

by | Nov 20, 2018 | RICHMOND NEWS, WTF?!

It’s a short week, and we’re all hurrying to get through it and get to the long Thanksgiving weekend already. But before you make your Black Friday shopping plans, you might want to find some loving. That’s where Missed Connections comes in.

This week, we’ve got all sorts of hanky-panky going on, from military gym rats and dog park habitues to tomato planters and friendly waitresses. If you’re into turtles, or racing your BMW on the interstate, someone might just be looking for you. Just be careful you don’t blow it because you couldn’t find parking! This ain’t amateur hour.

The husky bearded white dude by the vcu library

Long shot. We started taking by the compass. After talking for sometime. You asked me if i have a gf and then called me handsome. You have some great sleeve ink and beautiful country accent. Hit me up, man. Would love to get together at some point. 

Enchanted (Scottsville)

“Daddy” misses his “enchanted” princess. Seems like it’s been “everlong”

Yng lady tryn to keep the peace (Godfreys)

You were with your friend who wore glasses n was “friends” with one of my friends but u n your friend danced together most of the night. You talked to me for a moment and we played footsy with our fingers. I would like to get to know you better if thats okay. Tell me if u remember me? 

On 64 east by Indian river rd

I’m a male, We shared a look or three, before I exited you slid your foot up in your seat sliding your skirt up next time I will let you see. Let me know when and where your going to be so I can give you a show 

LoriA (Colonial Hts)

You looked just a little TOO good when I saw you yesterday. To quote Rhett Butler, “You should be kissed and often. And by someone who knows how!” Wish it was me…..that burgundy lipstick to match your top was just SINFUL! 

A- (Petersburg)

I doubt you will see this. Few yrs ago. You had medium length red hair. We met and instant chemistry. The record player always on. You said I was the first guy who could keep up. I helped plant your tomatoes. You borrowed my hat and tshirt then disappeared. Best 6 weeks ever. Lost your contact info. Hope life is blessed. Thanks for the memories. 

Dawn at Mom’s Siam

Dawn, we met at Mom’s Siam last night and were heading for another drink at Buddy’s when they closed. I don’t think either of us could find parking. I passed you as we both searched a couple of times.

Here’s hoping you see this. I wish I’d thought to give you my number

Wonder Woman (C-field)

I miss you. Saw you a few times at the pool this summer looking so sexy. Really wish we could re-connect. 

RE: Beautiful and not shy woman at slightly stooped concert (The National)

I was standing to the left of you. You were with your gf, I assume. She’s a thin blonde. Your hair was pulled back, and you have a beard.

Just letting you know I see this. It was fun 😉 

Turkish bmw

To the gorgeous turkish girl racing me down 95 in a BMW… I let you win 

Dog Park (Ocean view)

I was at the playground with my kids and you pulled up in front of me with your dog, he was wearing a harness with “in training”. You walked into the dog park and I couldn’t help but notice how attractive you were. You made eye contact a few times. I hope you see this ad! If you do what color sweater we’re you using and what color and brand were your shoes. If you could tell me what color shorts I was wearing I would know that’s it’s you for sure! 

Miseed P from Bon Air (Providence Road)

What a pleasant surprise to bump into you. Have missed your smile and spirit, as well as the turtles. We keep bumping into each other. Would love to talk. S  

Met at gym You came over twice for massage (Glen Allen)

When I was here for work after Labor Day, we met at the gym and you ended up coming to my hotel room twice in two weeks for massage.

You were mid20s, great build, forget if you said Army or USMC, your gym bag had a college logo on it (trying to be discrete here.)

You wanted to come again the following week but I had already checked out.

Anyway, I’m back for work, same hotel, brought my massage stuff and fleshlight but lost your email so try me again man.

Alamo?

You were the initial waitress for me and my family at the beginning of our movie. You wrote a heart on my check at the end of the movie. I wasnt sure if it was something you normally do or if there was something there?

If there was something, I’m totally interested. Tell me what movie it was, and maybe what I ordered or was wearing if it’s really you. 

RVA Staff

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