Best of VA Missed Connections April 10 – April 16

by | Apr 16, 2019 | RICHMOND NEWS, WTF?!

It’s still a bit chilly today but the weatherman says that spring is really honestly actually finally here, so it’s really no surprise that everyone’s writing Missed Connections from the gym this week. Gotta work on that beach bod, amirite?

In addition to a fair amount of surreptitious gazing happening at the gym, the Monument 10K created a few missed connections of its own this week. Shouts out to everyone flirting with runners, though I do have one tip: chances are, if a woman “forgot” to give you her number, she didn’t actually forget anything.

For the rest of you grocery store flirts and ABC store cruisers, this week is for you. And as always we’ve got to give it up to Wawa as the single most likely origination point for any Missed Connection, though just between you and me, Sheetz is way better. Yeah, I said it.

Get your coffee on, Virginia.

Lady shoe Shopping Saturday (Chesterfield Town Center)

Lady with grey hair trying on heels / you were simply sexy . When you bent ove I saw those sexy black panties riding above your jean’s HMU I would love to massage those feet

You need someone to talk to (Richmond)

This post is for you.

Everyday we struggle with the trials and tribulations that life throws at us and we don’t always have someone to speak to, vent to or talk things through.

I’m here to provide the ears and opinions to those in their time of need.

By no means do I claim to be a professional or all knowing. I’m simply here for you to talk to and hopefully provide some ideas and means to remedy your bothersome situation.

I have my own past that I am fully willing to disclose upon your request.

Serious inquiries please. I’m here to help.

The struggle is real everyday.

Jen who did the 10k from banditos Saturday night. (Banditos)

You forgot to give me your number.

short cart

You were too big for your cart, but you sure were cute pushing it. I hope whoever you are with knows how lucky they are. And if you’re not with anyone, let me know.

Smile and be hapoy (VB)

Your in my head again!

I’m missing you horribly lately.

I got no response to my last attempt to reach out and that hurts! I was strong and stuck to my guns but it’s getting harder.

What’s your license plate say so I know it’s you if you see this!

Tall red head photographer chic at forest hill pk (Forest Hill Park Old Stone House and Pond)

Hey photo chic, I wanted to chat you up but you were with clients! You were tall and sexy I was with my pup shirtless and dirty! Let’s talk : )

Picking up Monument 10k pack today (Boulevard)

You were crossing the Boulevard after picking up your race pack. I stopped and asked how the crowd was. Really wanted to ask you to lunch…. you are a very attractive woman with great curves and was wearing a UVA T-shirt and jeans. Any chance you’d like to chat more?

Canal Club

You accidentally ran into me a few times during the INK set, but it’s all good-I’d forgive that smile anytime. We stood by each other for the rest of the set, I only caught your name till we both disappeared into the crowd to leave. Wish I had caught more though. If you ever happen to see this, tell me your name and (if you remember), what I complimented you on.

What happened to Melissa who worked at the old ABC store on Cedar Road (Chesapeake, Great Bridge in Shopping Center on West Cedar Rd)

W Cedar Road. She was so friendly and nice, and also so attractive, as well as Sexy. She was always smiling, and when she saw you, once she knew you, she would come up and give you a big hug. Does she work at another ABC store, or somewhere else. Let me know if you know anything. Love to make contact with her.

Hot mom at great clips thursday (Rutland commons)

I was leaving when you came in with your son. You smiled at me wish we could get together hit me up if you remember

VB Wawa (Wawa on the Boulevard)

You: Bbw stopping in for cigarettes during your shift

Me: awkward and working.

I thought you were super cute and wanted to talk but couldn’t at the time.

If this is you, please message me with who you work for.

Waitress at Golden Corral (Hampton va)

You were cleaning up in our section it was towards the end of the night last night you are beautiful you bent over to wipe the table and smiled at me I just had to say you made my night if u know it’s you type in what color shirt I had on in the subject line

Shana at Saison on Wednesday (Saison)

We shared a table and talked for a while. My friend and I both thought you were very nice and wanted to talk more. You have a 212 tattoo on your fingers. We want your digits. Hit us up.

Woman at Dunlora gym (Dunlora)

I thought you were really stunning. If you read this, maybe we can chat sometime.

I saw you did you see me

You workout at planet fitness your a taller girl you smiled at me. I’m 27 tall guy always on the treadmill. Dark hair

Last Monday Night’s Workout (Planet Fitness – Military Highway)

You were there around 11 with two friends. You wore a tank top and short shorts, and you came to do dips next to me while I was working on flies. We made eye contact a few times that night, but I haven’t seen you there since. I’ll be there around the same time tonight. I hope you will be, too.

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