Best of VA Missed Connections February 27 – March 5

by | Mar 5, 2019 | RICHMOND NEWS, WTF?!

Winter is taking its sweet time about drawing to a close, and from the look of this week’s Missed Connections, the times are hard out there. We all know about people who come to this section looking for companionship, but when you have to hit Craigslist just to ask for somewhere to take a shower, well… things are getting pretty desperate.

Thankfully, you just might find a good samaritan out here, someone willing to help a stranger get their car out of a ditch. Alternately, if you’re a goth college student who’s open to a May-December kind of thing, or if you haven’t seen your insulin since that wild night at the bar and are getting kind of desperate, read on — someone just might be looking for you.

Sing out, Virginia.

Anyone free to let me use there shower today (Midlothian)

I know this might be a hard to find.. but my hot water is not working today.. and I have a meeting this afternoon

Anyone nice enough to let me use there shower/ must be nice and hot and clean shower. I’m a nice white guy mid30’s

No games here!! Email me ASAP!!

Oh, you looked amazing!

We almost made it to introductions last week! 🙂 (battery park)

You and your dog were out enjoying the sun and I walked up to introduce myself (with my dog). You came forward and I smiled back at you and said something, then animals and children went wild! So I continued on so that you could calm everyone down.

I look forward to seeing you again soon.

Cute young guy at Wendys

You were at Wendys restaurant on Brook rd at 2:30 on thursday. You were the cute twink wearing sweatpants and a jacket, I was the older guy in line behind you. I wish I had spoken to you, but I didnt, now I’m kicking myself.

Dellingers Tire Service (Chesapeake, Va)

We were both at Dellingers yesterday Sunday afternoon, we spoke a little and you were very friendly and I would love the chance to meet up with you again. If you think it’s you tell me what place you recommend I go to while waiting on my car.

Shift change (VCU)

Omg shift change… thought I was in heaven for a second ..

We help a guy out of a ditch (Gordonsville)

You stopped to help a man get his car out of a ditch. I was already there trying to help. Afterwards we talked briefly but I never asked your name and I really wanted your number. It was a really quick exchange but I thought you were beautiful and would love to hear from you if you ever see this. It’s worth a shot? You told me your profession so reply with what your job is so I know you.

Anne Marie (sp?) VA Wine Expo (Main Street Station)

I was working, you came to my booth with some friends to try wine. You introduced yourself and asked my name. I said you should stop back by later, but I never saw you and I couldn’t find you when I took a break. Prettt sure the attraction was mutual. Long shot, but if you see this, what was my name and/or what company was I working for?

Beaver Dam Creek Park

I asked you about the trails. Wanted to talk more, I’m interested.

Fellow BMW driver (Newport News)

To the fellow bmw hot lovely lady who threw me a old charging cord as I was in middle of road struggling with the trunk,, THANK YOU!!!

Man of my dreams

Be real with me. No games, no side chicks or services. If you say you love me, mean it, in all your actions. I deserve the kind of love I give, honest and unconditional. I have your back. If you’re a player, move on, you don’t deserve me.

Goth Girl (Fan near VCU)

I’m looking for the Goth girl I saw near VCU. I loved your makeup and fishnets.

I’m a totally preppy looking guy, but I would love to meet.

I’m older and was down working on one of my rental properties near VCU. Hope age doesn’t matter because you were amazing.  

You Held the Door for me at Crunch (Crunch Glenside)

I saw you running on the treadmill and had a hard time keep my eyes off you. We happened to be leaving at the same time and you held the door for me. You had on black leggings and a blue shirt and said “time to go home” as an alarm went off on your phone and I wish I had asked to go with you but didn’t. This is a shot in he dark but if you read this and are interested in getting together send me a reply. I’ll be at crunch every morning hoping to see you again 😊

I found your insulin (Happy Endings Bar)

We met Friday 3/1 at Happy Endings. I gave you a ride home at closing time. I found your insulin in my car this morning. If I don’t hear from you I’ll give it to the bartender once they open.

Steve (Richmond, VA)

You’re very handsome

Would love to see your cables

New ya bridge isn’t very far away

Let’s play

Hannah? (Walmart hull st)

I screwed up. I did see you I should have said something. You were even parked by me. If you see this shoot me a message

Ellen (Fan)

We met today near the laundromat tell me what I was doing can we meet?

looking for you (stafford/fredericksburg)

looking for stewart. met you once and would like to again. reply with what you drove also looking for a friend from Fredericksburg. its been awhile but you can describe the first time we met. would like to see you again. maybe you vehicle won’t bottom out again. (m4m)

Pink hair, Nissan Versa (Colonial Heights)

Hey, missed a connection with a sexy woman with pink hair driving a Nissan Versa at Cookout in Colonial Heights. I must say you are sexy as hell with a perfect body for me. I missed you, but you where in line and didn’t get an order of fries for your order. If you see this contact me back. I think we could have some fun! By the way, I really liked your assets! I can’t stop thinking about them! Tonight was February 27, 2019, around 6pm.

So why are you attracted to older men?

Wondering if younger women are genuinely attracted to older men or are just in search of a sugar daddy.

Handsome Police Officer (Hampton)

I think you were technically a trooper..we were side by side at a stop light. I am black, long wavy hair, big brown eyes, black low cut dress..You were maybe 45ish white..bald…looked very tall. You kept looking at me and I noticed. I wanted to say something but all I could do was smile back at you..You’re very handsome..I wish youd asked me out I wouldve said yes!

Lightening bolts (Mechanicsville)

I see you often. White male with bolts of lightening tats. You are so fine and I wondered if you are available. Or if you are looking for a woman rn.

A painting (Richmond)

Did you leave a small painting for me? Where I used to be? We haven’t exchanged messages in a matter of months. A year will be soon.

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