Welcome to Missed Connections, where the fact that it’s been a really tough year so far is finally starting to dawn on certain of our fearless posters. Let’s be honest, at this point the only hope we have is for some positive changes on Election Day in November. If that doesn’t happen, 2020 is pretty much unsalvageable. But until we know one way or another, we may as well maintain some sort of hope.
There’s definitely at least one person out there whose hopes came true this week; and if it can happen for the naked backyard smoker, it can happen to you! So take heart, Virginia, and enjoy the latest stir-crazy edition of Missed Connections in the time of choleracoronavirus.
This week, we’ve got a heaping helping of bizarre weirdos, including the guy who thinks his chances with a woman come down to how nice his hairline looks. A remedial course in punctuation would probably do him just as much good as a touch-up; just sayin. Meanwhile, based on that story we ran last week, it seems to me that the young lady looking for a motorcycle-riding man who isn’t a million years old needs to be checking out the vintage bike shops. Hopefully she sees this.
By the way, mask or no mask, everyone’s hotter when they’re at Sheetz. But look out — with the bottom half of your face hidden, people might focus pretty heavily on… your hairline.
Touch that shit up, Virginia.
Let’s face it, our relationship sucks. You misled me into believing this time would be different. I had so much hope and genuine excitement for our future…but now…I’m jaded. I think I even hate you a little bit. Thanks for all the disappointments and broken promises ✌🏽✌🏽
Is it too much to ask for… (N Chesterfield)
…one, just one, attractive, single, freaky woman without a ridiculous looking tattoo across her chest?
I would do almost anything to see a hot topless woman with no ink.
You cut the cheese (Waynesboro)
I’ll toss your salad
… and Naked in backyard (Va Beach)
Like everyone, I’ve been quite bored. So for a little self entertainment I’ve been wearing revealing shorts while smoking outside during the day …and Naked in backyard at night after around 9/10pm (unless it’s chilly, then I wear just a shirt or hoody). Sometimes my neighbor will chat (6 feet away) if we’re smoking at the same time during the day. Anyone up for some chat only (6 feet away) while I take a smoking break (day or night). I’m an older male, Italian American 5’11 180. Let me know if you’re interested in saying hello. Anyone welcome.
You came by to chat while I was smoking naked in my backyard. Will be smoking naked again tonight – wanna come by and chat again?
Want to fall. But it ended up happening anyway.
You help me find my hairline (Virginia Beach)
You was the only one who saw me for me you dint judge me for my fucked up hairline I think about you all the time them beautiful brown eyes those curvy thighs girl but you got tired of seeing my hairline so you left me and got new guy with a shape up fuck you and his sharp ass hairline if you see this I miss you unblock me
get over yourself
I’m out. Fuck you…coward.
I Will Love You Until The Day I Die.
You’ll find someone at your new job,
if you haven’t already.
I’m not waiting for the lies to start,
Or this heart to be heavy.
Every word in this title I told you today,
A life without you is the price I’ll pay.
Best Always…
-K
Where are all the cute bikers at?
I’m a young female biker who has been in the bike scene over a year. You would think there would be more attractive young bikers out there, but damn, every time I am at the meet up spot or somewhere, its always old men or 6/10 or below looking guys. Is it wrong to want to meet a biker guy who is young and that I find ‘saucy’? Boy is the struggle real.
Blue Volkswagen on I85… (Dinwiddie)
You brought some beautiful scenery to an otherwise mundane drive. Would love to hangout sometime. . .
So I know you’re real, tell me what your dog in the back was wearing.
Sheetz Mask to mask (Colonial Heights)
We talked in line with our masks on! Thought you were hot where did you go in reply
Thanks for the smile (Nuckols Road Area)
You were walking, I was (kinda) running. Just wanted to say thanks for the smile and the wave… don’t see too many of those these days, they are either hidden by a mask or just don’t exist!
Grey T-Shirt/Jeans/Converse Chuck Taylor (Costco)
Blonde lady, looking so HOT (and, comfortable) in your Grey T-Shirt/Jeans/Converse Chuck Taylor’s – it was a pleasure (and, I promise it was happenstance) that we kept bumping into one another, so to speak. Would have loved to have been able to talk, and see you without your mask.
Face Masks are Sexy Lets have some fun (Richmond)
I’ve seen a lot of really sexy female’s wearing face masks and is kinda hot!! would really like to hook up and really give you some attention with your face mask on. I know it sounds weird but who knows. MWM looking for Female partner in crime for fun.
