Best Of VA Missed Connections July 15 – July 21

by | Jul 21, 2020 | RICHMOND NEWS, WTF?!

It’s the end of the world as we know it, and whether or not you feel fine, you can at least rely on the Missed Connections to stay constant even as everything around us shifts rapidly and unpredictably. This time around, whether it’s walks in the park or copping some Dairy Queen, people are finding ways to beat the heat even as they find new people to develop crushes on.

This week also features appearances from farmers catching each other’s eyes at the feed store, Jeep girls and the people who love them, and some fishing partners who might just take things to the next level. Plus of course plenty of beach meet-cutes, and a foot fetish-related ad just to remind you that Craigslist is vaguely skeevy even at the best of times.

One quick warning, though: anyone who tells you about the conspiracy theory that’s working against them within five minutes of your first meeting is probably not someone you want to form a lasting relationship with.

Proceed with caution, Virginia.

Plz

Just admit it. The world is pretty much ending… And you’re really gonna hold it in when you have the chance to tell the truth!?

Cori (Chester)

Hello, Gorgeous. I know you’re a decorator, and though I’ve never seen your work I know you INSTANTLY decorate ANY room just by walking in the door. YOU are one, yummy mummy…….

Dreamy mother at the pool

You had your hands full with your children, but I couldn’t take my eyes off of you in that high waisted bikini. Your curves looked gorgeous in it.

I wish I had said something. Hopefully I’ll see you next weekend.

Peace for all (Roanoke)

We can do this!

Pocahontas park walking Saturday (Chester)

We passed each other walking this past Saturday by the horse trails. We exchanged a friendly hello. You were older guy maybe sixties with a walking stick red shirt brown shorts. I was younger guy. What color was my shirt? I should have turned around and followed or said hello. 

Robert from the park Saturday July 18

We chatted at the park today. You mentioned how hot it was outside and we started talking about where you were from. I think you were there to meet up with someone as another person kept walking around us. Jamaica. Any way, if you see this hit me up. I was digging the vibe.

Dairy Queen Postmates Delivery 7/16/20 (West Hampton)

It was about 10:30PM I had ordered some Dairy Queen to be delivered I was at the door when you came up and I noticed you were cute but I dropped the ball and couldn’t say anything, hope you see this 😅

Dairy Queen queen (Virginia Beach)

Holy lord. Mask or not you are super gorgeous. Made my day blonde drive thru lady!

to the red headed beautiful woman I fished next 2 at oceanview fishing

we talked a little bit then i baited your hook with a small live bluefish I caught your werr there with your dad and your kids I believe you were in jeans and a burgundy or reddish colored shirt id like to get to know you but you left too soon lol

Nice guy helped me load feed (South Stafford)

Wanted to thank you for loading my feed last week, would be interested in chatting more about the farm and activities. You seem very interested. Thanks

Beautiful Older Woman at Tropical in Jeep (Culpeper)

You were a beautiful older woman that I couldn’t keep my eyes off of, kicked myself for not walking up to your jeep and getting your number. Wasn’t sure if you’d be okay with it or not, but you were smiling inside and outside so figured i’d take a shot here and hope you find this.

You were wearing comfortable shorts and tank, beautiful tan, hat, and driving a jeep while you ate your food outside.

Please reply with what I was driving, and wearing so I know you’re real. Hope I get to talk to you, and enjoy some time together.

Sincerely,
Your new friend.

don’t tease me (christiansburg)

You kept showing me your pretty toes under the table last night
you know I was looking
don’t you want me to play with your toes?

ALDI Holland Rd. (Va Beach)

Thursday at noon, you were at Aldi on Holland Rd, a short brown haired woman with tattoos wearing shorts that immediately caught my attention. I wanted you to know you made my day and are absolutely beautiful. I couldn’t take my eyes off of you. If you see this, tell me what color and brand shoes you were wearing.

Timberville walmart (Timberville)

I was taken by your beauty. You were wearing bright green shorts and a white shirt. The older woman you that was with you had a red shirt. So zi know its you. You were complaining about a conspiracy theory against you. What were you talking about. Dont be shy.

Young lady at whites (Chesapeake)

You work at whites nursery me and my buddy we’re picking up hemp clones Wednesday saw you in the green house you were wearing tan pants dark shirt. you came in the office just before we left I would like to get to know you. 

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