Don’t look now, y’all, but the pandemic is back like it never left. So why not take refuge in the Missed Connections? Amid all the lonely people looking for love, or at least a hookup, we find at least a few honest-to-goodness missed connections still, and so we are bringing them to you this and every week.
Of course, we’re all back out in the world, at least for now. But if the Missed Connections are anything to go by, it seems people are still mainly running into each other in the same essential destinations — Sheetz, Target, Food Lion… you know the deal. But we manage to have entertaining encounters, complicated by masks and social distancing because it’s still 2020.
This month, people are trying to set up their own DIY bikini car wash, while others are getting heat for their parking lot conversations and still others are out at pool parties, risking the rona for some good times. Guess we’ll all see how that turns out real soon.
Stay safe, Virginia.
Need a bud life is hard
Looking for a woman willing to wash my car in a bikini. I can come to you. I’ll bring a lawn chair and payment. Let’s pick a sunny day. Send a pic and how much you want. We can social distance. I’m just bored.
Vans girl at Richmond Central Target
Saw you today (Sun, July 12) at Central Target on Broad st around 1-1:30 pm.
You had on vans shoes, gray shorts, black/white checkered mask and hair up in a bun.
You almost ran your cart into me around a corner. Wanted to talk to you more. Hit me up if you see this.
About 30 red vans, you were there today. You winked at the cart return. Was with my boyfriend so couldn’t speak. Message me if this was you 🙂
Hello. We briefly met last night at MJs. You were pretty fly.😂 (That was dumb..) hello! -Em
You touched my arm when we were in the house. It sent chills through me. You are such a cutie and I really like the Jeep you drive. Remember me?
Miss our connection (Chesterfield)
I miss the way we chatted and liked out for each other and I want that back I know you had to leave I understand family first but I still miss our bond I’m looking for a female that want a to chat nothing serious just a friendship
Foodlion Frozen Food Section (Janke Rd)
White girl in frozen food section around 12:30 Teusday.
We looked at each other but couldn’t see if you smiled because of masks. You had a tattoo on upper arm. Thought you were cute! Let’s grab a drink!
I seriously doubt that you’ll ever read this! You’re the handsome young guy who works at Kroger, long hair n glasses.
Wanted to say I think your really cute, would love to introduce you to some things, show you the ropes!
G where you been dude? (Keswick)
G….haven’t seen you since like November! Get in touch with what you called your “Greene county redneck friend”. We have a lot of catching up to do!
Tall girl, short shorts (christiansburg)
In Aldi’s
you’re so cute
you saw me looking
just admiring
Female at Sheetz in Harrisonburg (Harrisonburg)
You rolled up on my buddy and I while on our motorcycles. We were at sheetz on route 11 in Harrisonburg .You overhead what we said and you confronted us about it. You tried to give me your number but then sped off. If you’re reading this, email me! Also, put down what kind of car you were in. Thanks!
