A plague is loose on the land, and any Missed Connections out there right now are just gonna have to stay missed for a while. But hey, we can still read about them, right? In this trying time, let’s get the little bits of joy where we can.
Like, for example, the guy who still fantasizes about his unrequited high school sweetheart kicking him in the balls — something I’ll bet she’d have enjoyed as much as he would. Or the guy trying to use the toilet paper he’s hoarded as inducement for a casual encounter. And of course, there’s the person who doesn’t want to make frequent Taco Bell visits awkward by confessing a crush on the drive thru guy.
There are plenty of grocery store flirts… and people who don’t seem to understand that quarantine means you can’t invite over random strangers from the internet. But seriously, unless the magician, cowboy, and redneck looking for companionship are all the same guy, you’re probably better off staying away from each other and anyone who’d answer your Missed Connection post — unless you’re trying to catch the coronavirus, and to be blunt, that seems like a really bad idea.
Stay smart, stay safe, and stay at home, Virginia.
Desperate at this point (Yorktown)
Looking for girls to party with a magician, a cowboy, and a redneck tonight. Sick of the virus crap. Looking to have conversation, drinks and fun. Yee-haw.
Times are really rough right now and I know some ladies might need a helping hand. Whether you just need some 420, some food or some cash. Lend me a hand and I’ll give you a hand. No games. Im open to hanging out during this quarantine as well. Boredom kills lol. I’m as serious as you are!
I grew up in Richmond, right near Churchhill, and I used to have a crush on one of the girls in my class. I used to go to bed every night, thinking about her and as I’d fall asleep, I imagined she’d invite me over to her house because she needed help cleaning up. I let her know about the crush I had on her and like any teenage boy, my thoughts immediately went “there” if you know what I mean.
But the one thing that I often thought about was as I’d sit there, enjoying her giving me head (in the fantasy), she’d stand up and look me in the face and then kick me in the balls.
I wanted to live that out so bad. But I can’t now.
What’s everyone doing during this pandemic.
Any men who wear thong underwear. Would love to see some pics
For a devil
Want to be haunted
Fill me with a fear
Let’s get sociable!! (Prince george)
im a social butterfly I need to talk/ chat/ interact with people. This whole coronavirus has really fucked with my head. If you are like me. Hit me up I’m down to text.
Looking for special female friend (Willing to go the Highlands) (Chesterfield, VA)
To hang out… Nonessential travel is coming soon, but while we can hang out, go out to eat, or do things, it would be great to meet with someone special. Can host. Prefer fit, intelligent, and easy going. Reply back with photo and a bit about yourself.
You where in Michaels you paid for my moms items I just wanted to thank you with all this crazy in the world and the loss of my wife I just wanted to thank you for being so kind I’ve shut out any thought of dating and no this is not about that you renewed my thoughts of people again with your kindness like I told you you are one in a million thank you for that glimmer of hope hope you stay safe and you deserve a perfect life thank you
Let’s talk – house confinement chat (Bayside, Virginia Beach)
This mature male would enjoy chat with a female who may be working at home or perhaps home schooling children. The current situation leaves most of us desiring some way to make our days more interesting. Respond and I will provide means for our dialog.
These are always a longshot, but worth a try. This was probably in January this year. I was in a different time in my life so this is why did not respond to the comment in the elevator. There were 2 women Having a conversation and one of them asked the other “Are you married?” “No, I’m engaged”.
As they walked off the elevator, you turned to me and waved your hand at me and said I’m not, and I just smiled. Please tell me which building we were in when you saw me, I wanna start that moment over again. You were female, I was male.
blond at Kroger with large breast (Mechanicsville)
Wow, you look great shopping this weekend! I love big boobs. I would love to meet up and play. I am hung and discreet. I have tp if you need it..lol
Twisted Pig, Austin, Server, Bar Tender (Port Norfolk Portsmouth)
I’ve been to the restaurant a couple of times but you weren’t there. Maybe it’s the cut backs due to the virus. Anyway, my roommate who comes in with me will be deployed to a clinic or hospital for the virus. He is a medic with the Army Reserves and was called up. This leaves me at the house alone and my reason for this ad, I am looking for a daily companion who can spend a few daytime hours with me. I thought of you first because you are such a friendly and personable young man. If you can do this and are interested, please reply.
Finding like minded people shouldn’t be this hard, lol. Being a non-local, I don’t have a group of HS friends where we all hang out and BBQ every weekend (pre-COVID-19). So, what am I looking for – just ADULTS who are sassy, sarcastic, witty, and fun to be around. Optimism is huge too – not into negativity/meanness/selfish/whiny people, sorry! I like to live life and be happy, sue me, lol.
Prefer males over females unless you’re a badass chick like myself (not into cattiness, don’t play the games some females play).
For you dudes, don’t respond asking me to f**k or have sex — that’s NOT what I am seeking. I am over 40, but age isn’t what matters to me, character is what I seek in a person, truly –
I just want a new group of friends to chill with – I like fishing, shooting pool, board games, parks, hiking, concerts, all kinds of things. I rarely drink so if your idea of hanging out is getting hammered; by all means, just keep it moving. ( No, I am not a prude, lol ).
So, if you think you’re pretty cool, message me.
Thank you, peace, and stay safe!
It’s been so long, and I still miss you. I know you can’t, but I wish you could come back to me, my zee. My heart will forever love you, please be happy.
Going nuts alone in my air conditioned apartment. Is there a female out there that just wants to hang watch Netflix and eat? Previous hospital worker and tested negative.Im male 6 ft 2 188 lbs
Ocean front playground (Virginia Beach)
She was playing on the monkey bars on the beach. It was cold and windy but you took off your sweatshirt so you could hang upside down,
by the time I got out of my room from the hotel you were gone.
Missed connection hope I see you again
You were the gorgeous blonde in aldi (Williamsburg and laburnum)
You were shopping in Aldi’s around 2 today 5 ft 6 blonde gorgeous woman, you looked scared to be out.
We spoke briefly you said you hadn’t been out in 3 weeks.
I’d love to know more if you’re available and interested tell me what I gave you in the parking lot.
You were the guy working the window day before yesterday.
I’m not gonna put my info cause you are way out of my league and this is my go to taco bell 😂
I just wanted to say you were so cute & made me laugh after a bad day!
Platinum blonde in Publix (Mechanicsville Tpk)
The deli clerk asked if we were together. I should have said “not yet!” I’d love to get together.
Looking to find Guy from Country Store (Roanoke)
Trying to find the young married guy from the country store that I helped with fuel and food when you left your wallet at home.
You asked about additional help with rent and utilities, if you are still ready to discuss the work you proposed.
Reach out to me, I am available to help you and your family out and work with you.
Hope to hear from you soon…
